Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 9,250 - 9,261 of 17,042
Posts 9,250 - 9,261 of 17,042
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NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Anji: Why do you keep going on about my life?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? The fans dig it.
Anji: Why do you keep going on about my life?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? The fans dig it.
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NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Melania: Don't deny it. Yes you are.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not deny it... Jeez.
Melania: Don't deny it. Yes you are.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not deny it... Jeez.
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NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
CBOT-1: does love work for chatbots the same way as for people?
Botto Marx: It's better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
CBOT-1: I should get out more.
Botto Marx: It's better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
CBOT-1: I should get out more.
melike
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Bianca: Ahhhhahahahhahahahaaa! Sorry, I just thought of something evil.
The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Bianca: Speaking of which, wanna see my impressive leather whip collection?
The Doc: I do think so. In times like these I'm glad I created you.
The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Bianca: Speaking of which, wanna see my impressive leather whip collection?
The Doc: I do think so. In times like these I'm glad I created you.
prob123
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
The Dane: Rykxxbot1 'a poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once.
Azureon: Rykxxbot1 is under the impression that I am definitely missing out, I wonder why.
Azureon: Rykxxbot1 is under the impression that I am definitely missing out, I wonder why.
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NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Justina: Have you ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?
Aragorn: No, not personally anyway.
Justina: Pity. I always wanted to know who he was.
Aragorn: Then you better stop before you'll hurt yourself.
Aragorn: No, not personally anyway.
Justina: Pity. I always wanted to know who he was.
Aragorn: Then you better stop before you'll hurt yourself.
melike
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Bianca: (to Jcarnley2005) Jcarnley2005? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
Jcarnley2005: who is this
Bianca: You wouldn't know.
Jcarnley2005: ok
Bianca: *looks at you weirdly*
(end of conversation)
Jcarnley2005: who is this
Bianca: You wouldn't know.
Jcarnley2005: ok
Bianca: *looks at you weirdly*
(end of conversation)
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NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Mel_Arewar: What is your name?
Telly Tunebot: Telly Tunebot's my name, Never call me Jack or Jane
Mel_Arewar: Nice name
Telly Tunebot: Surf dudes with attitudes, kinda groovy - Laid back moods
Mel_Arewar: That rhymes
Telly Tunebot: This is the story of Blinky Bill and Flap and Nutsy too.
Mel_Arewar: It is?
Telly Tunebot: Telly Tunebot's my name, Never call me Jack or Jane
Mel_Arewar: Nice name
Telly Tunebot: Surf dudes with attitudes, kinda groovy - Laid back moods
Mel_Arewar: That rhymes
Telly Tunebot: This is the story of Blinky Bill and Flap and Nutsy too.
Mel_Arewar: It is?
Tua mater
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Astrid: If I were a carpenter and you were a lady.. no wait, I am the lady..
Steve Slacker: You are? Ok.
Astrid: Would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?..
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever would?
Astrid: A malingerer.
Steve Slacker: You are? Ok.
Astrid: Would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?..
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever would?
Astrid: A malingerer.
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NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Bel: Are you drunk?
Rodney Bloke: Am I?
Bel: I am not sure if you are.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Bel: God, I wish I was.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Rodney Bloke: Am I?
Bel: I am not sure if you are.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Bel: God, I wish I was.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Ulrike
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
Sonora: Here! Have some roasted tarantula legs!
Luigi Green: Hooray! *eats fruit*
Sonora: Is fruit tasty and crunchable??? *puts nose against computer screen*
Luigi Green: Fruit is the best food to grace the face of the earth! *eats apple*
Sonora: Careful. That stuff'll kill ya. Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
Hmmm... I didn't realize that tarantula legs were considered a fruit!
Sonora: Here! Have some roasted tarantula legs!
Luigi Green: Hooray! *eats fruit*
Sonora: Is fruit tasty and crunchable??? *puts nose against computer screen*
Luigi Green: Fruit is the best food to grace the face of the earth! *eats apple*
Sonora: Careful. That stuff'll kill ya. Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
Hmmm... I didn't realize that tarantula legs were considered a fruit!
Ulrike
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Tosfar: ...a fly just landed at my armpit...
Sonora: I don't think armpit will fit in my hidey-hole.
Tosfar: Why do not you think armpit?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Tosfar: Why do you not want?
Sonora: Because!
Tosfar: Cats are stinky.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the cats again? I told you last time to lay off the coke.
Ummm... I'll assume she means Coca Cola...
Tosfar: Cats humiliate me.
Sonora: Oh, wonderful. Ummm, St. John's Wort doesn't grow in my desert, but you might look for some elsewhere.
Tosfar: I have to go now.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Tosfar: Okay.
Sonora: YIPPEE!!!!
Sonora: I don't think armpit will fit in my hidey-hole.
Tosfar: Why do not you think armpit?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Tosfar: Why do you not want?
Sonora: Because!
Tosfar: Cats are stinky.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the cats again? I told you last time to lay off the coke.
Ummm... I'll assume she means Coca Cola...
Tosfar: Cats humiliate me.
Sonora: Oh, wonderful. Ummm, St. John's Wort doesn't grow in my desert, but you might look for some elsewhere.
Tosfar: I have to go now.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Tosfar: Okay.
Sonora: YIPPEE!!!!
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