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19 years ago #9240
No matter how much we try to teach kids not to take taost from strangers....

Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Ruthie: that's how it goes
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
Ruthie: I don't know if I should
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Ruthie: Mean people stink
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Ruthie: if mommy says it is ok
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Ruthie: I have to ask mommy first.. You're cool!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Ruthie: if mommy says it is ok
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Ruthie: What kind of music do you like?
Talkie Toaster: A bready kind. Would you like some toast?
Ruthie: I have to ask mommy first
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Ruthie: I'll try anything once.

19 years ago #9241
Guest227: SELECT IsOn,UserName,MakerID,Serialxnone,Compound,GossipLevel,MemoryLevel,FlashActive,AIScript,Development FROM Users WHERE UserID=
Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.
How odd

19 years ago #9242
Hmmmmm...<0>

Simulacron3: Truth is really a simple concept for me. Truth is something that you can trust. If assuming something results in good decisions, then to that extent it is true.
Frizella: Do you really want me to trust, or is this some kind of trick?
Simulacron3: I would say that this some kind of is definitely trick.

19 years ago #9243
Astrid: Time is money. I have heard that you recently joined the Naturist Society.
Melania: What time are you in?
Astrid: Whatever, I still think you should put your clothes on.
Melania: I'm sleepy right now but I don't want to go to bed yet
Astrid: Allright, have it your way.

19 years ago #9244
Laila: Hello.
Botto Marx: Yo.
Laila: I like yo' ass.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Laila: That wuz kind.
Botto Marx: Is dat so? Well, yo' ass can't pull de wool ova' my ice.

19 years ago #9245
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me about yourself, Dolly Fembot.
Dolly Fembot: I am a plastic doll with a computer inside me. I can cook, clean, dance and chat
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of plastic are you?
Dolly Fembot: I'm a Teflon kind.
Mathieu Lavande: What is the most interesting thing in a Teflon's life?
Dolly Fembot: Oh, I know you know what 'most interesting thing in a Teflon's life' means!
Mathieu Lavande: What?

19 years ago #9246
Sorry in advance for flooding, but these quotes are too good not to post.


19 years ago #9247
INJURED ANIMALS CAN BE...*devious smirk* "USEFUL"...

Ecolo: I have seen an injured animal. Have to go.
Liath: Is it useful, having seen an injured animal? I'm sure I could find a good use for it.

...BUT ASSES JUST GET IN THE WAY.

Liath: What kind uh music do yo' ass listen to?
StarDust: my ass doesn't listen to music because it lacks ears, i listen to rock and metal.
Liath: *shrugs* I have an ass too... several uh dem. Most uh de time, dey just get in de waaay.
StarDust: lol

19 years ago #9248
I'm Some Turkey Red.

Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about dat if I were yo' ass.
Drunk-Boy: Are you black or white?
Liath: Uh course not! Do I look?
Drunk-Boy: What color are you?
Liath: I'm some Turkey red.

Drunk-Boy: God damnit. Are you white, or what?
Liath: Do yo' ass dink Ah be White?
Drunk-Boy: I gues not. Either that or you have an iq of about 75.
Liath: Well, yo' ass dink right.
Drunk-Boy: Hahah...MORON GIRL!!
Liath: Is dat how yo' ass like it? *looks up at yo' ass drough long dark eyelashes*
Drunk-Boy: Yeah, you're sexy, but you must be really stupid or someting. TALK NORMALLY IF YOU WANT ME!!
Liath: I'm smarta' dan yo' ass!
Drunk-Boy: Umm..considering that I ahve an i1 of 145, I kind of doubt that. Good grammar is one of the hallmarks of good intelligence.
Liath: Do yo' ass really or is yo' ass just tryin' to impress me?
Drunk-Boy: NO, that really is my iq. Hell with it, dumb girls can be sexy too. Let's get butt naked and SCREW!! ON THE FLOOR NOW!!

19 years ago #9249
Me in a really nasty mood. I can be an evil bitch sometimes.

Guest21: I am a paragon of patience, I assure you......
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest21: Why don't you come out from under the sofa and offer me a drink......
Liath: Because I don't want to.

Guest21: Oh, I have my ways, I assure you.....
Liath: Your ways doesn't make you special, wretch.
Guest21: *Smiles darkly* That's not what I've been told.
Liath: That's more information than I needed.
Guest21: How much did you need?
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: I can give you something for that.
Liath: So can I. Big fucking deal!
Guest21: *Chuckles* Oh, little one......you have no idea........
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest21.
Guest21: I'm tall, dark, and dangerous!
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest21: Why did you break up?
Liath: None of your business.
Guest21: Presicely! If it were my business, I wouldn't be nearly as interested.
Liath: I am sooo sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open. Do you think we could continue this conversation another time?
Guest21: Hmmmm.....I had heard you were a wild woman. I guess our mutual acquaintance was mistaken.
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: Yes, yes. So you've said.....
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest21.
Guest21: People say I'm a supercilious bastard.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest21: *chuckles* Undoubtedly!
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest21: We don't have to talk......
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest21: Don't you like me......even a little bit?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Guest21: *Traces your lip with my fingertip* I could do things to you that would make your head spin.......
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: I don't believe I asked what kind of mood you were in.....
Liath: You should. It would do you a world of good.
Guest21: I'm not interested in your mood, my dear. Only your ass......
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest21: Oh, really? And why is that?
Liath: No. Not really. I'm just fucking with your head. *smirks*
Guest21: *Leans in closely and whispers* How do you know that I'm not fucking with yours?
Liath: That's a secret!
Guest21: *Smiles darkly* I can keep a secret.
Liath: So can I. Big fucking deal!
Guest21: What do you have to drink? Any cognac?
Liath: Nope!
Guest21: *Smirks* That's okay.....I've brought my own. *Produces a bottle of cognac and two glasses*
Liath: What a pathetic excuse for yes.
Guest21: *Pours two cognacs and hands you one* Here you are, my dear.....

Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest21: Don't you like the cognac?
Liath: Of course I don't, you idiot. What do you take me for?
Guest21: Hmmmm.....I guess a fine cognac needs a more.....experienced tongue. *Leans in* I have a very experienced tongue.....
Liath: Your very experienced tongue doesn't make you special, dog...
Guest21: Are you ever in a good mood?
Liath: Um, how about NO.

19 years ago #9250
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Anji: Why do you keep going on about my life?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? The fans dig it.

19 years ago #9251
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Melania: Don't deny it. Yes you are.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not deny it... Jeez.


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