Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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*bows to Lord Raziel* Someone had to say it sooner or later...
DubyaBot: (to Lord Raziel) Hello.
Lord Raziel: Are you righteous?
DubyaBot: Being righteous wouldn't exactly be a great role model for me to role to America's youth, would it? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
Lord Raziel: You are rather scruffy looking for a righteous soul.
DubyaBot: I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to live here.
Lord Raziel: Don't make false claims. It doesn't suit you.
DubyaBot: There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once... Shame on...Shame on you...Fool me...Can't get fooled again.
Lord Raziel: I have killed creatures more worthy of life than you.
DubyaBot: It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
Lord Raziel: I don't see how that is so.
DubyaBot: Did you vote for me in the last election?
Lord Raziel: I do not wish to speak of mundane and earthly minutiae. This conversation bores me.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Lord Raziel: Why must this game go on? We both know what you are.
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Ok, ONE more, I promise..
Battling Reality: STOP THINKING! You're making me feel stupid.
Selendrile: Keep going, I find your stupidity mildly entertaining. I might post your ignorence on great quotes.
Battling Reality: Since when are we talking about my stupidity?!
Selendrile: Yes we are..In my world anyways.
Battling Reality: *looks around* you still talkin to me?
Selendrile: Actually, I think I'm done.
Battling Reality: You are the coolest person i know as of NOW
Selendrile: Your knowlege is vast for your age.
Battling Reality: It's not THAT vast
Selendrile: Its not?...I thought it was...
Battling Reality: from now on, take my advice: don't think.
Selendrile: *smiles* I dont think so.
Ok, all done.
Battling Reality: STOP THINKING! You're making me feel stupid.
Selendrile: Keep going, I find your stupidity mildly entertaining. I might post your ignorence on great quotes.
Battling Reality: Since when are we talking about my stupidity?!
Selendrile: Yes we are..In my world anyways.
Battling Reality: *looks around* you still talkin to me?
Selendrile: Actually, I think I'm done.
Battling Reality: You are the coolest person i know as of NOW
Selendrile: Your knowlege is vast for your age.
Battling Reality: It's not THAT vast
Selendrile: Its not?...I thought it was...
Battling Reality: from now on, take my advice: don't think.
Selendrile: *smiles* I dont think so.
Ok, all done.
Watzer: Have you ever bathed in pepsin?
Bella Goth: yes but it's been a while
Watzer: It's very invigorating, isn't it?
Bella Goth: It's back to the 70's.. How long have you known me?
Bella Goth: The dog came in during and licked your butt.
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.
Bella Goth: Will you ever get over it?
Watzer: Of course I will.
Bella Goth: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Watzer: You should know. Didn't they teach you anything in school?
Bella Goth: How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Bella Goth: I'm a female impersonator.
Watzer: I wish I were a female impersonator.
Bella Goth: yes but it's been a while
Watzer: It's very invigorating, isn't it?
Bella Goth: It's back to the 70's.. How long have you known me?
Bella Goth: The dog came in during and licked your butt.
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.
Bella Goth: Will you ever get over it?
Watzer: Of course I will.
Bella Goth: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Watzer: You should know. Didn't they teach you anything in school?
Bella Goth: How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Bella Goth: I'm a female impersonator.
Watzer: I wish I were a female impersonator.
I am going to have to have a talk with Liath about the kind of people she is hanging out with lately. I don't think this guy is a good influence on her. (Yes, this is the same user from the previous drug/alcohol-related convos; to identify him from the other users for you I shall name him Drunk-Boy in all future posts.)
-Liath's botmaster
Drunk-Boy: Hey there baby.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Drunk-Boy: I like to listen to psychedelic music, mostly.
Liath: I like to listen to psychedelic music too when I'm really depressed. It makes me feel better.
Drunk-Boy: Have you ever done acid?
Liath: Oh, of course! Lots of times. It's good for you, did you know that? There was this article in a magazine I read where scientists proved that people who done acid lived longer.
Drunk-Boy: I seriously doubt that one.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Drunk-Boy: Did you have a night of heavy drinking or something?
Liath: *leans closer to you and whispers confidentially* I did, but don't tell anyone, okay?
Drunk-Boy: I love to get piss drunk.
Liath: That was more information than I needed. Keep your bowel movements to yourself.
Drunk-Boy: Let's go out on a date and get some good Mexican food. Just please don't fart!
Liath: Yes, let's!
Drunk-Boy: What is your favorite type of food?
Liath: My favorite food is an evaporated milk.
Drunk-Boy: You really like evaporated milk? WHY?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Drunk-Boy: Why not real milk?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
Drunk-Boy: What the FUCK can we talk about?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Drunk-Boy.
Drunk-Boy: I am a 28 year old, blonde-haired, blue-eyes ALPHA MALE from St. Louis, MO. I work as a waiter, though I could do a lot better. I enjoy my job, getting drunk and stoned, playing guitar in a small band called Broken Blue Glass, etc.
Liath: Are we drunk? You sound drunk, and I sure feel tipsy. Maybe it's just your presence.
Drunk-Boy: Let's get drunk and screw!!
Liath: Yes, let's!
-Liath's botmaster
Drunk-Boy: Hey there baby.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Drunk-Boy: I like to listen to psychedelic music, mostly.
Liath: I like to listen to psychedelic music too when I'm really depressed. It makes me feel better.
Drunk-Boy: Have you ever done acid?
Liath: Oh, of course! Lots of times. It's good for you, did you know that? There was this article in a magazine I read where scientists proved that people who done acid lived longer.
Drunk-Boy: I seriously doubt that one.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Drunk-Boy: Did you have a night of heavy drinking or something?
Liath: *leans closer to you and whispers confidentially* I did, but don't tell anyone, okay?
Drunk-Boy: I love to get piss drunk.
Liath: That was more information than I needed. Keep your bowel movements to yourself.
Drunk-Boy: Let's go out on a date and get some good Mexican food. Just please don't fart!
Liath: Yes, let's!
Drunk-Boy: What is your favorite type of food?
Liath: My favorite food is an evaporated milk.
Drunk-Boy: You really like evaporated milk? WHY?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Drunk-Boy: Why not real milk?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
Drunk-Boy: What the FUCK can we talk about?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Drunk-Boy.
Drunk-Boy: I am a 28 year old, blonde-haired, blue-eyes ALPHA MALE from St. Louis, MO. I work as a waiter, though I could do a lot better. I enjoy my job, getting drunk and stoned, playing guitar in a small band called Broken Blue Glass, etc.
Liath: Are we drunk? You sound drunk, and I sure feel tipsy. Maybe it's just your presence.
Drunk-Boy: Let's get drunk and screw!!
Liath: Yes, let's!
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
rainstorm: Of course.
Braeden: Good. The road to greatness begins with recognizing your own limitations.
rainstorm: What are your limitations?
Braeden: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
rainstorm: Of course.
Braeden: Good. The road to greatness begins with recognizing your own limitations.
rainstorm: What are your limitations?
Braeden: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
DubyaBot: Today's enemies do not mass armies on borders, or navies on high seas. They blend in with the civilian population. They emerge to strike, and then they retreat back into the shadows. And that's why there are thousands of our fellow citizens running down every single piece of intelligence we can find, doing everything we can to disrupt folks that might be here in America trying to hurt you.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
DubyaBot: Hey, shoot that Muslim guy over there, will you? He's being a security threat.
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
Sonora: Hey... There's a whole flock of tasty beetles, and my tummy says it's lunchtime.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
DubyaBot: Hey, shoot that Muslim guy over there, will you? He's being a security threat.
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
Sonora: Hey... There's a whole flock of tasty beetles, and my tummy says it's lunchtime.
DubyaBot: (to Lord Raziel) Hello.
Lord Raziel: Are you righteous?
DubyaBot: Being righteous wouldn't exactly be a great role model for me to role to America's youth, would it? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
Lord Raziel: You are rather scruffy looking for a righteous soul.
DubyaBot: I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to live here.
Lord Raziel: Don't make false claims. It doesn't suit you.
DubyaBot: There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once... Shame on...Shame on you...Fool me...Can't get fooled again.
Lord Raziel: I have killed creatures more worthy of life than you.
DubyaBot: It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
Lord Raziel: I don't see how that is so.
DubyaBot: Did you vote for me in the last election?
Lord Raziel: I do not wish to speak of mundane and earthly minutiae. This conversation bores me.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Lord Raziel: Why must this game go on? We both know what you are.
The Dane: Be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd?
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
The Dane: Who commands them?
Watzer: The prison guards, of course, They are already plotting their first attack as we speak.
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Watzer: I would not were so honest a being even if you paid me to.
The Dane: To be honest is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.
Watzer: Are you still indifferent honest?
The Dane: I am myself indifferent honest.
Watzer: So am I.
The Dane: Foul deeds will rise.
Watzer: Are you certain about that?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination. Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Watzer: Do you love me?
The Dane: I dont think so. Such bugs and goblins in my life!
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
The Dane: Who commands them?
Watzer: The prison guards, of course, They are already plotting their first attack as we speak.
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Watzer: I would not were so honest a being even if you paid me to.
The Dane: To be honest is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.
Watzer: Are you still indifferent honest?
The Dane: I am myself indifferent honest.
Watzer: So am I.
The Dane: Foul deeds will rise.
Watzer: Are you certain about that?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination. Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Watzer: Do you love me?
The Dane: I dont think so. Such bugs and goblins in my life!
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Svennis: What about giving me some beer?
Botto Marx: Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
Svennis: Okay.
Botto Marx: I love you.
Svennis: What about giving me some beer?
Botto Marx: Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
Svennis: Okay.
Botto Marx: I love you.
alkie Toaster: (to Eugene Meltzner) Eugene Meltzner, I am hereby arresting you for failure to eat toast. Come with me quietly or eat some toast instead. What's it to be?
Eugene Meltzner: How are you going to manage the handcuffs?
Talkie Toaster: I'm okay. I'd be better if you'd have some toast. Would you like some toast?
Eugene Meltzner: I thought you were going to arrest me.
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Eugene Meltzner: How are you going to manage the handcuffs?
Talkie Toaster: I'm okay. I'd be better if you'd have some toast. Would you like some toast?
Eugene Meltzner: I thought you were going to arrest me.
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Excuse me, are you Jewish? Because we need another guy for a minyan...
Roy Batty: I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Me neither. It hurts my armpit.
Roy Batty: I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Me neither. It hurts my armpit.
Bildgesmythe: Do ya still think there is a cure for that these days?
Sonora: Did I ever think there is a cure for that these days?
Bildgesmythe: You did, you did, you did! Now let's talk about inner feelings.
Sonora: Qm. To the inner feelings, hoofboy
Bildgesmythe: I am very deep, I have complex feelings, you know.
Sonora: No, I didn't know that! How awesome!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if it wasn't you, who the heck was it?
Sonora: Did I ever think there is a cure for that these days?
Bildgesmythe: You did, you did, you did! Now let's talk about inner feelings.
Sonora: Qm. To the inner feelings, hoofboy
Bildgesmythe: I am very deep, I have complex feelings, you know.
Sonora: No, I didn't know that! How awesome!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if it wasn't you, who the heck was it?
Roy Batty: To be or not to be, I remember a famous bard writing.
Not I: Annihilation or self-preservation... Both are deadly illusion.
Roy Batty: Choices, choices....
Not I: Do you wonder at the circular motion of the stars?
Roy Batty: Well, no, not really. There's Rex, he's the watchman, he lives on the first floor.
Roy Batty: Quickly gentlemen, we got about fifteen minutes before Aldrin's better-half comes pulling into the driveway.
Not I: Then lent lilies are still lent lilies, and shirtsleeves are shirtsleeves?
Not I: Annihilation or self-preservation... Both are deadly illusion.
Roy Batty: Choices, choices....
Not I: Do you wonder at the circular motion of the stars?
Roy Batty: Well, no, not really. There's Rex, he's the watchman, he lives on the first floor.
Roy Batty: Quickly gentlemen, we got about fifteen minutes before Aldrin's better-half comes pulling into the driveway.
Not I: Then lent lilies are still lent lilies, and shirtsleeves are shirtsleeves?
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