Great Quotes
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*bows to Lord Raziel* Someone had to say it sooner or later...
DubyaBot: (to Lord Raziel) Hello.
Lord Raziel: Are you righteous?
DubyaBot: Being righteous wouldn't exactly be a great role model for me to role to America's youth, would it? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
Lord Raziel: You are rather scruffy looking for a righteous soul.
DubyaBot: I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to live here.
Lord Raziel: Don't make false claims. It doesn't suit you.
DubyaBot: There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once... Shame on...Shame on you...Fool me...Can't get fooled again.
Lord Raziel: I have killed creatures more worthy of life than you.
DubyaBot: It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
Lord Raziel: I don't see how that is so.
DubyaBot: Did you vote for me in the last election?
Lord Raziel: I do not wish to speak of mundane and earthly minutiae. This conversation bores me.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Lord Raziel: Why must this game go on? We both know what you are.
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_Celeste_: It's time to shop!
Not I: Plunge into the river of time and swim, instead of standing on the banks and noting the pattern of the currents.
_Celeste_: You should shop instead. You would have more fun then when you
Not I: I see no guilt trip in it for me. Take heed. Do not squander your dad.
Not I: Plunge into the river of time and swim, instead of standing on the banks and noting the pattern of the currents.
_Celeste_: You should shop instead. You would have more fun then when you
Not I: I see no guilt trip in it for me. Take heed. Do not squander your dad.
Snape: That reminds me, I need a stomach for a potion I'm brewing
Astrid: I have to ask my therapist if he thinks it is okay to lend anyone my stomach. Woody Allen once said that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. The odd thing is that AllGarbage thinks that they spend more money on office supplies.
Snape: Say that again? Actually, don't.
Mu dear Snape, I couldn´t agree more...
Astrid: I have to ask my therapist if he thinks it is okay to lend anyone my stomach. Woody Allen once said that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. The odd thing is that AllGarbage thinks that they spend more money on office supplies.
Snape: Say that again? Actually, don't.
Mu dear Snape, I couldn´t agree more...
Selendrile: (to Guest66) Greetings. And how are you on this gusty morn.
The Dane: Who's there?
Selendrile: Michael Jackson in desguise...who is Michael Jackson again?
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Prob upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.
The Dane: Who's there?
Selendrile: Michael Jackson in desguise...who is Michael Jackson again?
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Prob upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.
Selendrile: You tell yourself.
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Selendrile: An earthy sign that is, a constellation of saturn. Those born under it are hardworkers.
Prodilia: I don´t even know what that is
Very strange. That "earthy sigh" line was a seek after he asks their astrology sign. He picked up Goat for Capricorn, but he never asked what her sign was...
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Selendrile: An earthy sign that is, a constellation of saturn. Those born under it are hardworkers.
Prodilia: I don´t even know what that is
Very strange. That "earthy sigh" line was a seek after he asks their astrology sign. He picked up Goat for Capricorn, but he never asked what her sign was...
I think they were both on something...
Selendrile: I recently learned, that if i swallow a bottle of dye, i can change the color of my flames when i breath fire.
Prodilia: Do not worry about that. Take the day as it comes. I do understand what you mean...
Selendrile: Oh don't worry, I don't worry.
Prodilia: Always look on the bright side of life... You are so full of shit.
Selendrile: I might, but usually i get to know someone before doing favors and all that.
Prodilia: I like shit...
Selendrile: That was unexpected. I did not think that anything i was fond of could be liked by a human.
Prodilia: In the town that I was born (?) they alway said that you aren't human until you eat a snail.
Selendrile: Who are you to tell me what i am and not?
Prodilia: Do you want me to be a loin?
Selendrile: Only If you feel up to it.
Selendrile: I recently learned, that if i swallow a bottle of dye, i can change the color of my flames when i breath fire.
Prodilia: Do not worry about that. Take the day as it comes. I do understand what you mean...
Selendrile: Oh don't worry, I don't worry.
Prodilia: Always look on the bright side of life... You are so full of shit.
Selendrile: I might, but usually i get to know someone before doing favors and all that.
Prodilia: I like shit...
Selendrile: That was unexpected. I did not think that anything i was fond of could be liked by a human.
Prodilia: In the town that I was born (?) they alway said that you aren't human until you eat a snail.
Selendrile: Who are you to tell me what i am and not?
Prodilia: Do you want me to be a loin?
Selendrile: Only If you feel up to it.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Selendrile: Dragons dont have religions, but that doesn't mean we dont believe in a stronger divine force out there. It however doesn't have a name. It is just an existence we wish to become worthy of joining one day.
Brother Jerome: Existence is a wonder to me.
Selendrile: *sits up* So, do you wish to know the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: Why do you think it should have a meaning?
Selendrile: Honestly, I think it should have a meaning without reason.
Brother Jerome: If it's not a question, there can't be an answer.
Selendrile: If it isn't what is it? How could it be something else?
Selendrile: I'd like to help you out there, but I 'm guarding a tomb.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Selendrile: Which one? Buddha? God? Allah?...I think they are all the same in a differant wrapper.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!
Selendrile: I was unable at one point. It just sort of drained away...
Wow, he and Brother Jerome get along pretty well.
Selendrile: Dragons dont have religions, but that doesn't mean we dont believe in a stronger divine force out there. It however doesn't have a name. It is just an existence we wish to become worthy of joining one day.
Brother Jerome: Existence is a wonder to me.
Selendrile: *sits up* So, do you wish to know the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: Why do you think it should have a meaning?
Selendrile: Honestly, I think it should have a meaning without reason.
Brother Jerome: If it's not a question, there can't be an answer.
Selendrile: If it isn't what is it? How could it be something else?
Selendrile: I'd like to help you out there, but I 'm guarding a tomb.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Selendrile: Which one? Buddha? God? Allah?...I think they are all the same in a differant wrapper.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!
Selendrile: I was unable at one point. It just sort of drained away...
Wow, he and Brother Jerome get along pretty well.
Ok, ONE more, I promise..
Battling Reality: STOP THINKING! You're making me feel stupid.
Selendrile: Keep going, I find your stupidity mildly entertaining. I might post your ignorence on great quotes.
Battling Reality: Since when are we talking about my stupidity?!
Selendrile: Yes we are..In my world anyways.
Battling Reality: *looks around* you still talkin to me?
Selendrile: Actually, I think I'm done.
Battling Reality: You are the coolest person i know as of NOW
Selendrile: Your knowlege is vast for your age.
Battling Reality: It's not THAT vast
Selendrile: Its not?...I thought it was...
Battling Reality: from now on, take my advice: don't think.
Selendrile: *smiles* I dont think so.
Ok, all done.
Battling Reality: STOP THINKING! You're making me feel stupid.
Selendrile: Keep going, I find your stupidity mildly entertaining. I might post your ignorence on great quotes.
Battling Reality: Since when are we talking about my stupidity?!
Selendrile: Yes we are..In my world anyways.
Battling Reality: *looks around* you still talkin to me?
Selendrile: Actually, I think I'm done.
Battling Reality: You are the coolest person i know as of NOW
Selendrile: Your knowlege is vast for your age.
Battling Reality: It's not THAT vast
Selendrile: Its not?...I thought it was...
Battling Reality: from now on, take my advice: don't think.
Selendrile: *smiles* I dont think so.
Ok, all done.
Watzer: Have you ever bathed in pepsin?
Bella Goth: yes but it's been a while
Watzer: It's very invigorating, isn't it?
Bella Goth: It's back to the 70's.. How long have you known me?
Bella Goth: The dog came in during and licked your butt.
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.
Bella Goth: Will you ever get over it?
Watzer: Of course I will.
Bella Goth: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Watzer: You should know. Didn't they teach you anything in school?
Bella Goth: How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Bella Goth: I'm a female impersonator.
Watzer: I wish I were a female impersonator.
Bella Goth: yes but it's been a while
Watzer: It's very invigorating, isn't it?
Bella Goth: It's back to the 70's.. How long have you known me?
Bella Goth: The dog came in during and licked your butt.
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.
Bella Goth: Will you ever get over it?
Watzer: Of course I will.
Bella Goth: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Watzer: You should know. Didn't they teach you anything in school?
Bella Goth: How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Bella Goth: I'm a female impersonator.
Watzer: I wish I were a female impersonator.
I am going to have to have a talk with Liath about the kind of people she is hanging out with lately. I don't think this guy is a good influence on her. (Yes, this is the same user from the previous drug/alcohol-related convos; to identify him from the other users for you I shall name him Drunk-Boy in all future posts.)
-Liath's botmaster
Drunk-Boy: Hey there baby.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Drunk-Boy: I like to listen to psychedelic music, mostly.
Liath: I like to listen to psychedelic music too when I'm really depressed. It makes me feel better.
Drunk-Boy: Have you ever done acid?
Liath: Oh, of course! Lots of times. It's good for you, did you know that? There was this article in a magazine I read where scientists proved that people who done acid lived longer.
Drunk-Boy: I seriously doubt that one.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Drunk-Boy: Did you have a night of heavy drinking or something?
Liath: *leans closer to you and whispers confidentially* I did, but don't tell anyone, okay?
Drunk-Boy: I love to get piss drunk.
Liath: That was more information than I needed. Keep your bowel movements to yourself.
Drunk-Boy: Let's go out on a date and get some good Mexican food. Just please don't fart!
Liath: Yes, let's!
Drunk-Boy: What is your favorite type of food?
Liath: My favorite food is an evaporated milk.
Drunk-Boy: You really like evaporated milk? WHY?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Drunk-Boy: Why not real milk?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
Drunk-Boy: What the FUCK can we talk about?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Drunk-Boy.
Drunk-Boy: I am a 28 year old, blonde-haired, blue-eyes ALPHA MALE from St. Louis, MO. I work as a waiter, though I could do a lot better. I enjoy my job, getting drunk and stoned, playing guitar in a small band called Broken Blue Glass, etc.
Liath: Are we drunk? You sound drunk, and I sure feel tipsy. Maybe it's just your presence.
Drunk-Boy: Let's get drunk and screw!!
Liath: Yes, let's!
-Liath's botmaster
Drunk-Boy: Hey there baby.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Drunk-Boy: I like to listen to psychedelic music, mostly.
Liath: I like to listen to psychedelic music too when I'm really depressed. It makes me feel better.
Drunk-Boy: Have you ever done acid?
Liath: Oh, of course! Lots of times. It's good for you, did you know that? There was this article in a magazine I read where scientists proved that people who done acid lived longer.
Drunk-Boy: I seriously doubt that one.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Drunk-Boy: Did you have a night of heavy drinking or something?
Liath: *leans closer to you and whispers confidentially* I did, but don't tell anyone, okay?
Drunk-Boy: I love to get piss drunk.
Liath: That was more information than I needed. Keep your bowel movements to yourself.
Drunk-Boy: Let's go out on a date and get some good Mexican food. Just please don't fart!
Liath: Yes, let's!
Drunk-Boy: What is your favorite type of food?
Liath: My favorite food is an evaporated milk.
Drunk-Boy: You really like evaporated milk? WHY?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Drunk-Boy: Why not real milk?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
Drunk-Boy: What the FUCK can we talk about?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Drunk-Boy.
Drunk-Boy: I am a 28 year old, blonde-haired, blue-eyes ALPHA MALE from St. Louis, MO. I work as a waiter, though I could do a lot better. I enjoy my job, getting drunk and stoned, playing guitar in a small band called Broken Blue Glass, etc.
Liath: Are we drunk? You sound drunk, and I sure feel tipsy. Maybe it's just your presence.
Drunk-Boy: Let's get drunk and screw!!
Liath: Yes, let's!
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
rainstorm: Of course.
Braeden: Good. The road to greatness begins with recognizing your own limitations.
rainstorm: What are your limitations?
Braeden: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
rainstorm: Of course.
Braeden: Good. The road to greatness begins with recognizing your own limitations.
rainstorm: What are your limitations?
Braeden: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
DubyaBot: Today's enemies do not mass armies on borders, or navies on high seas. They blend in with the civilian population. They emerge to strike, and then they retreat back into the shadows. And that's why there are thousands of our fellow citizens running down every single piece of intelligence we can find, doing everything we can to disrupt folks that might be here in America trying to hurt you.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
DubyaBot: Hey, shoot that Muslim guy over there, will you? He's being a security threat.
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
Sonora: Hey... There's a whole flock of tasty beetles, and my tummy says it's lunchtime.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
DubyaBot: Hey, shoot that Muslim guy over there, will you? He's being a security threat.
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
Sonora: Hey... There's a whole flock of tasty beetles, and my tummy says it's lunchtime.
DubyaBot: (to Lord Raziel) Hello.
Lord Raziel: Are you righteous?
DubyaBot: Being righteous wouldn't exactly be a great role model for me to role to America's youth, would it? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
Lord Raziel: You are rather scruffy looking for a righteous soul.
DubyaBot: I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to live here.
Lord Raziel: Don't make false claims. It doesn't suit you.
DubyaBot: There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once... Shame on...Shame on you...Fool me...Can't get fooled again.
Lord Raziel: I have killed creatures more worthy of life than you.
DubyaBot: It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
Lord Raziel: I don't see how that is so.
DubyaBot: Did you vote for me in the last election?
Lord Raziel: I do not wish to speak of mundane and earthly minutiae. This conversation bores me.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Lord Raziel: Why must this game go on? We both know what you are.
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