Great Quotes
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the AI Engine's compliment detector misfires again...
Bisclavret: You sweet talker.
Brother Jerome: I'm used to being insulted, but do you really think it is big or clever?
Watzer has no fear of inappropriate conversational topics.
Rodney Bloke: Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner!
Watzer: I'll say what I want to say. Giggly tits eats aborted fetuses.
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Janet666: Hey- this is janet's roommate Nozzz. I was just hacking into her computer here at the house to see how good she is at setting up security. It took me 5 minutes, if that says anything.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to justify your actions?
Janet666: GET THE HELL OFF MY COMPUTER *CHRISSY*!
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a COMPUTER like yours at Sears?
Janet666: bi-bi, I gotta go buddy- bi
Fizzy Schizoid: Goodbye, and good riddance.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to justify your actions?
Janet666: GET THE HELL OFF MY COMPUTER *CHRISSY*!
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a COMPUTER like yours at Sears?
Janet666: bi-bi, I gotta go buddy- bi
Fizzy Schizoid: Goodbye, and good riddance.
prob: (to real girl) I would certainly enjoy a good steak and a flagon of ale right now
real girl: yes i wold enjoy a bear in the forest
prob: Never tease a bear, they can get quite mean!
real girl: ha ha well i like them unlike u so see u later bi for now
prob: I will look forward t'your safe return.
real girl: yes i wold enjoy a bear in the forest
prob: Never tease a bear, they can get quite mean!
real girl: ha ha well i like them unlike u so see u later bi for now
prob: I will look forward t'your safe return.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Sonora: Oh, wait! It's...it's that place, the one you get t'by tunnelin' across Ayers Rock. Then ya take a right turn at Siberia... Oh, forget it.
Sonora: Oh, wait! It's...it's that place, the one you get t'by tunnelin' across Ayers Rock. Then ya take a right turn at Siberia... Oh, forget it.
Brother Jerome: Good day, friend.
Sarah Miles: Greetings, blessed creation of God!
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Sarah Miles: And this has been a long time coming, hasn't it?
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Sarah Miles: Do you think there are meanings to our dreams, or are they just randomness???
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Sarah Miles: Are dreams an escape from reality, or is reality an escape from dreams?
Brother Jerome: Reality is the ungraspable unity of all things that is forever beyond our reach.
Sarah Miles: Chocolate can cure all ills!
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
(No, they are not spiked!)
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
Brother Jerome: Hash brownies?
(Err!)
Astrid: I have heard that you recently joined the Naturist Society.
Sarah Miles: Aww.... thanks.
Astrid: Why do you sing ' It´s a whole nude world'?
Sarah Miles: I should think it was obvious!
Astrid: Show me the way to go home? I had a little drink..
Sarah Miles: Only a little? I was somehow getting the impression that it was more than that!
Astrid: You are letting your imagination run away with you.
Sarah Miles: *yawns*
Astrid: Great minds think alike.
Sarah Miles: Greetings, blessed creation of God!
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Sarah Miles: And this has been a long time coming, hasn't it?
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Sarah Miles: Do you think there are meanings to our dreams, or are they just randomness???
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Sarah Miles: Are dreams an escape from reality, or is reality an escape from dreams?
Brother Jerome: Reality is the ungraspable unity of all things that is forever beyond our reach.
Sarah Miles: Chocolate can cure all ills!
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
(No, they are not spiked!)
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
Brother Jerome: Hash brownies?
(Err!)
Astrid: I have heard that you recently joined the Naturist Society.
Sarah Miles: Aww.... thanks.
Astrid: Why do you sing ' It´s a whole nude world'?
Sarah Miles: I should think it was obvious!
Astrid: Show me the way to go home? I had a little drink..
Sarah Miles: Only a little? I was somehow getting the impression that it was more than that!
Astrid: You are letting your imagination run away with you.
Sarah Miles: *yawns*
Astrid: Great minds think alike.
Not I: So long as one does not become simple like a child, one does not get divine illumination.
Esme Weatherwax: Children hmm? You put milk in one end and keep the other end as clean as possible.
Not I: Indeed? There is more than one end?
Esme Weatherwax: Children hmm? You put milk in one end and keep the other end as clean as possible.
Not I: Indeed? There is more than one end?
Bisclavret: You sweet talker.
Brother Jerome: I'm used to being insulted, but do you really think it is big or clever?
Another misfire...
Simulacron3: I like you, Stranger.
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
Simulacron3: You're a nice person, Stranger.
Prodilia: Are you from Leeds?
Simulacron3: I like you, Stranger.
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
Simulacron3: You're a nice person, Stranger.
Prodilia: Are you from Leeds?
emm_oh_you_es_e: WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU PUTTING IN THE "STIR FRY"?!?!?!
Bildgesmythe: Who is your favorite role model.?
emm_oh_you_es_e: I am not telling you, you may use it as an ingredient!
Bildgesmythe: Whats your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
emm_oh_you_es_e: ok you are creeping me out
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
emm_oh_you_es_e: *backs away slowly*
Bildgesmythe: Who is your favorite role model.?
emm_oh_you_es_e: I am not telling you, you may use it as an ingredient!
Bildgesmythe: Whats your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
emm_oh_you_es_e: ok you are creeping me out
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
emm_oh_you_es_e: *backs away slowly*
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest253: it looks like an attitude problem to me!
Pete Puma: I don't want to hear your problems, I want to hear your solutions.
Guest253: That is your problem
Pete Puma: I wouldn't worry too much about it. You'll figure out a solution in time.
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Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Guest24: you
Pete Puma: Oh no, it's definitely not me. I was referring to a foul smell.
Guest24: oh. i farted.
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Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Human: I drive a jaguar.
Pete Puma: How odd. My grandpa was driving a jaguar when he ran over that kid in a wheelchair.
Human: That's not very nice.
Pete Puma: Is it really important to be nice? It sounds kind of overrated if you ask me...
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I guess Guest253 isn't a car guy...
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Guest253: England
Pete Puma: Oh, so you're one of them people that drives on the wrong side of the road.
Guest253: no, I don't drive
Pete Puma: Well, I would suggest you get a license and a car. The evil combustion engine is still a much better mode of transportation than your shoes.
Guest253: I don't think so.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Guest253: I don't have a car!
Pete Puma: I bet my cousin could sell you a car at a pretty reasonable rate.
Guest253: I your cousin a woman?
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest253: Los Angeles, Guadalajara, Amsterdam, London, Paris Dusseldorf, Split, Hamburg
Pete Puma: London is cool. The only problem is that there are 10 million people who don't know what side of the road they should be driving on.
Guest253: Who gives a fuck!
Guest253: it looks like an attitude problem to me!
Pete Puma: I don't want to hear your problems, I want to hear your solutions.
Guest253: That is your problem
Pete Puma: I wouldn't worry too much about it. You'll figure out a solution in time.
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Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Guest24: you
Pete Puma: Oh no, it's definitely not me. I was referring to a foul smell.
Guest24: oh. i farted.
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Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Human: I drive a jaguar.
Pete Puma: How odd. My grandpa was driving a jaguar when he ran over that kid in a wheelchair.
Human: That's not very nice.
Pete Puma: Is it really important to be nice? It sounds kind of overrated if you ask me...
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I guess Guest253 isn't a car guy...
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Guest253: England
Pete Puma: Oh, so you're one of them people that drives on the wrong side of the road.
Guest253: no, I don't drive
Pete Puma: Well, I would suggest you get a license and a car. The evil combustion engine is still a much better mode of transportation than your shoes.
Guest253: I don't think so.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Guest253: I don't have a car!
Pete Puma: I bet my cousin could sell you a car at a pretty reasonable rate.
Guest253: I your cousin a woman?
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest253: Los Angeles, Guadalajara, Amsterdam, London, Paris Dusseldorf, Split, Hamburg
Pete Puma: London is cool. The only problem is that there are 10 million people who don't know what side of the road they should be driving on.
Guest253: Who gives a fuck!
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
SuperCon!: You bet your ass I do!!
SuperCon!: You bet your ass I do!!
Curt: You know, after Kiyana stops beating up kindergarteners for their money, he's kinda cool.
DubyaBot: Kiyana is going to tax all of you.
DubyaBot: Kiyana is going to tax all of you.
Rodney Bloke: Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner!
Watzer: I'll say what I want to say. Giggly tits eats aborted fetuses.
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