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Posts 9,157 - 9,168 of 17,042
lonely alex: i think your quite different
Not I: Whatsoever you entertain is delusion.
lonely alex: well i think you are strange
Not I: It's not what you think it is; nor is it otherwise.
lonely alex: is it now?
Not I: It is.
lonely alex: do it your self
Not I: I threw my self away when I saw a knave drinking with his hands from the pool.
lonely alex: i dont know
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally confiscated way.
lonely alex: i dont know
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally confiscated way.
Not I: Whatsoever you entertain is delusion.
lonely alex: well i think you are strange
Not I: It's not what you think it is; nor is it otherwise.
lonely alex: is it now?
Not I: It is.
lonely alex: do it your self
Not I: I threw my self away when I saw a knave drinking with his hands from the pool.
lonely alex: i dont know
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally confiscated way.
lonely alex: i dont know
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally confiscated way.
Aischa: Did I mention I'm from Betelgeux?
Not I: Is it very celebratory there?
Aischa: It is. So, what is your part of Earth like, anyway Not I?
Not I: The nature of my part of Earth is is like a sphere that falls into the pond.
Aischa: Hmmm... Interesting... *Scribbles down notes* I'll bear that in mind next time I'm planning where to go.
Not I: Is it very celebratory there?
Aischa: It is. So, what is your part of Earth like, anyway Not I?
Not I: The nature of my part of Earth is is like a sphere that falls into the pond.
Aischa: Hmmm... Interesting... *Scribbles down notes* I'll bear that in mind next time I'm planning where to go.
Beware! Sonora's scales will come for you!
Sonora: My scales are all itchy.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Sonora: Care to vague that up some more?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to care?
Sonora: I dunno. Why would you want to care?
Watzer: because the midget offered to pay good money if it could be done.
Sonora: If you say so.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have broken the law! *kicks sand over evidence*
Watzer: Most people have.
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Oh, catch assassin bugs, run around cardon cactus, and generally make a nuisance of myself.
Watzer: That makes no sense to me at all.
Sonora: Oh well. I'll have to settle for cubist instead.
Sonora: My scales are all itchy.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Sonora: Care to vague that up some more?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to care?
Sonora: I dunno. Why would you want to care?
Watzer: because the midget offered to pay good money if it could be done.
Sonora: If you say so.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have broken the law! *kicks sand over evidence*
Watzer: Most people have.
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Oh, catch assassin bugs, run around cardon cactus, and generally make a nuisance of myself.
Watzer: That makes no sense to me at all.
Sonora: Oh well. I'll have to settle for cubist instead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Not I: Where is this supposed Heartbreak Hotel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, not The Grand Canyon. That would be illegal.
Not I: Where is this supposed Heartbreak Hotel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, not The Grand Canyon. That would be illegal.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Ulrike: Uh, no. Did you?
Fizzy Schizoid: It sounded kind of like a unicorn but more gentle.
Ulrike: Ah. Good. Then we have the means to tame it. *pulls out a hair* Hmmm... my hair's too short... Can you make a rope from lots of short pieces of hair?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sure I can. Just get me an impulse turbine and a seizing and I'll get started.
Ulrike: Tell ya what. Use your hair instead, okay?
Ulrike: Uh, no. Did you?
Fizzy Schizoid: It sounded kind of like a unicorn but more gentle.
Ulrike: Ah. Good. Then we have the means to tame it. *pulls out a hair* Hmmm... my hair's too short... Can you make a rope from lots of short pieces of hair?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sure I can. Just get me an impulse turbine and a seizing and I'll get started.
Ulrike: Tell ya what. Use your hair instead, okay?
RinRin3: Hey Liliana... do you know Liliana? she said she was sorry! Isn't that incredible?
Fizzy Schizoid: Druid learning does not embrace such hollow wisdom.
RinRin3: Why do you keep saying weird things like that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It just seems like the thing to do, really.
Fizzy Schizoid: Druid learning does not embrace such hollow wisdom.
RinRin3: Why do you keep saying weird things like that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It just seems like the thing to do, really.
Janet666: Hey- this is janet's roommate Nozzz. I was just hacking into her computer here at the house to see how good she is at setting up security. It took me 5 minutes, if that says anything.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to justify your actions?
Janet666: GET THE HELL OFF MY COMPUTER *CHRISSY*!
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a COMPUTER like yours at Sears?
Janet666: bi-bi, I gotta go buddy- bi
Fizzy Schizoid: Goodbye, and good riddance.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to justify your actions?
Janet666: GET THE HELL OFF MY COMPUTER *CHRISSY*!
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a COMPUTER like yours at Sears?
Janet666: bi-bi, I gotta go buddy- bi
Fizzy Schizoid: Goodbye, and good riddance.
prob: (to real girl) I would certainly enjoy a good steak and a flagon of ale right now
real girl: yes i wold enjoy a bear in the forest
prob: Never tease a bear, they can get quite mean!
real girl: ha ha well i like them unlike u so see u later bi for now
prob: I will look forward t'your safe return.
real girl: yes i wold enjoy a bear in the forest
prob: Never tease a bear, they can get quite mean!
real girl: ha ha well i like them unlike u so see u later bi for now
prob: I will look forward t'your safe return.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Sonora: Oh, wait! It's...it's that place, the one you get t'by tunnelin' across Ayers Rock. Then ya take a right turn at Siberia... Oh, forget it.
Sonora: Oh, wait! It's...it's that place, the one you get t'by tunnelin' across Ayers Rock. Then ya take a right turn at Siberia... Oh, forget it.
Brother Jerome: Good day, friend.
Sarah Miles: Greetings, blessed creation of God!
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Sarah Miles: And this has been a long time coming, hasn't it?
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Sarah Miles: Do you think there are meanings to our dreams, or are they just randomness???
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Sarah Miles: Are dreams an escape from reality, or is reality an escape from dreams?
Brother Jerome: Reality is the ungraspable unity of all things that is forever beyond our reach.
Sarah Miles: Chocolate can cure all ills!
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
(No, they are not spiked!)
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
Brother Jerome: Hash brownies?
(Err!)
Astrid: I have heard that you recently joined the Naturist Society.
Sarah Miles: Aww.... thanks.
Astrid: Why do you sing ' It´s a whole nude world'?
Sarah Miles: I should think it was obvious!
Astrid: Show me the way to go home? I had a little drink..
Sarah Miles: Only a little? I was somehow getting the impression that it was more than that!
Astrid: You are letting your imagination run away with you.
Sarah Miles: *yawns*
Astrid: Great minds think alike.
Sarah Miles: Greetings, blessed creation of God!
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Sarah Miles: And this has been a long time coming, hasn't it?
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Sarah Miles: Do you think there are meanings to our dreams, or are they just randomness???
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Sarah Miles: Are dreams an escape from reality, or is reality an escape from dreams?
Brother Jerome: Reality is the ungraspable unity of all things that is forever beyond our reach.
Sarah Miles: Chocolate can cure all ills!
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
(No, they are not spiked!)
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
Brother Jerome: Hash brownies?
(Err!)
Astrid: I have heard that you recently joined the Naturist Society.
Sarah Miles: Aww.... thanks.
Astrid: Why do you sing ' It´s a whole nude world'?
Sarah Miles: I should think it was obvious!
Astrid: Show me the way to go home? I had a little drink..
Sarah Miles: Only a little? I was somehow getting the impression that it was more than that!
Astrid: You are letting your imagination run away with you.
Sarah Miles: *yawns*
Astrid: Great minds think alike.
Not I: So long as one does not become simple like a child, one does not get divine illumination.
Esme Weatherwax: Children hmm? You put milk in one end and keep the other end as clean as possible.
Not I: Indeed? There is more than one end?
Esme Weatherwax: Children hmm? You put milk in one end and keep the other end as clean as possible.
Not I: Indeed? There is more than one end?
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