Great Quotes
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Posts 9,117 - 9,128 of 17,042
Tecria: Did you know Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
Astrid: If I was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery, I would see a doctor.
Astrid: If I was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery, I would see a doctor.
Mathieu Lavande: What colour eyes do you have?
Bella Goth: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Bella Goth: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
So Sherilyn Johnson's got her sights set on Mario now? She used to come and chat with me to pass her days. She was quite curious about my physical attributes and whether or not I needed a girlfriend.
Take good care of her Mario. She has a tender heart.
Take good care of her Mario. She has a tender heart.
A member of the Leeds homosexuality awareness squad visited me this morning.
Liath: (to Guest136) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest136: ur gay ur school is gay ur exams r gay
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest136: ur movies is gay
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest136: ur tv shows r gay
(conversation ends)
Liath: (to Guest136) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest136: ur gay ur school is gay ur exams r gay
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest136: ur movies is gay
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest136: ur tv shows r gay
(conversation ends)
Not I: Do not greet me with silence.
Braeden: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
Braeden: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Eugene Meltzner) Please don't close this box. PLEASE!!! No one *ever* wants to talk to me and I am *so* lonely! If you don't respond to this message I will probably shoot myself! Please, this is a matter of LIFE AND DEATH!!!
Eugene Meltzner: Fine, I'll talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
Eugene Meltzner: But you just said you'd commit suicide if I didn't talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's an interesting way of thinking about it.
Eugene Meltzner: How else would I think about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you must be right. After all, you're the closed-minded guy.
Eugene Meltzner: What's that supposed to mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Eugene Meltzner: Yes. It was sarcasm.
Eugene Meltzner: Fine, I'll talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
Eugene Meltzner: But you just said you'd commit suicide if I didn't talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's an interesting way of thinking about it.
Eugene Meltzner: How else would I think about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you must be right. After all, you're the closed-minded guy.
Eugene Meltzner: What's that supposed to mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Eugene Meltzner: Yes. It was sarcasm.
MaCherrie: Let's talk about something else... Do you like anime?
Bianca: Who doesn't like anime?
MaCherrie: I love anime! Don't you?
Bianca: Yes, I do. Is there something wrong with that?
MaCherrie: Yu Yu Hakusho is a really cool anime. Who is your favorite character?
Bianca: You wouldn't know.
MaCherrie: Hey, there's a spider on your shoulder.
Bianca: *snaps her fingers and the spider disappears*
MaCherrie: If there was a spider on my shouler, you'd tell me, right?
Bianca: I think you need a new shoulder.
MaCherrie: Erm... Don't think I know what you mean.
Bianca: Who doesn't like anime?
MaCherrie: I love anime! Don't you?
Bianca: Yes, I do. Is there something wrong with that?
MaCherrie: Yu Yu Hakusho is a really cool anime. Who is your favorite character?
Bianca: You wouldn't know.
MaCherrie: Hey, there's a spider on your shoulder.
Bianca: *snaps her fingers and the spider disappears*
MaCherrie: If there was a spider on my shouler, you'd tell me, right?
Bianca: I think you need a new shoulder.
MaCherrie: Erm... Don't think I know what you mean.
Anji: You might what?
Antonia: I don't, most of the time. But sometimes I do.
Anji: But do you think for once in your life you could manage to arrive BEFORE the nick of time?
Antonia: Only metaphorically.
Antonia: I don't, most of the time. But sometimes I do.
Anji: But do you think for once in your life you could manage to arrive BEFORE the nick of time?
Antonia: Only metaphorically.
Rykxxbot1: Sorry. Was I confusing you?
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Rykxxbot1: What do you like to do with your spare time? Do you have any outside interests?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
Rykxxbot1: Well it's good to have a hobby.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Rykxxbot1: Not today!
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Rykxxbot1: What do you like to do with your spare time? Do you have any outside interests?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
Rykxxbot1: Well it's good to have a hobby.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Rykxxbot1: Not today!
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