Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,105 - 9,116 of 17,042
Hejix: Do not insist or I'll have to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Hejix: Do not insist or I'll have to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST. Would you like a croissant?
Hejix: *Unplug*.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Hejix: I have a hammer in my hands.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Hejix: Do not insist or I'll have to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST. Would you like a croissant?
Hejix: *Unplug*.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Hejix: I have a hammer in my hands.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Not I: Do you love the blue of the vacant moon?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Not I: The True Man of ancient times knew nothing of loving and adore toast.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Not I: Do you love the blue of the vacant moon?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Not I: The True Man of ancient times knew nothing of loving and adore toast.
Jump!
Argyle: Tell me about your family and kin, what are they like?
telex22: (as though that was a silly question) They jump, My Lord.
Argyle: Is your liniage a sore subject for convorsation?
Argyle: Tell me about your family and kin, what are they like?
telex22: (as though that was a silly question) They jump, My Lord.
Argyle: Is your liniage a sore subject for convorsation?
Ruthie: The age to get married is 84, cos you don't have to work and can spend all your time loving each other.
Prodilia: Do you really think that bots can get married?
Ruthie: When I get to kindergarten, I'm gonna get me a husband.
Prodilia: I am going to get you a husband too.
Prodilia: Do you really think that bots can get married?
Ruthie: When I get to kindergarten, I'm gonna get me a husband.
Prodilia: I am going to get you a husband too.
Let's see 'em try to answer this one.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Aldrin.
Aldrin: I don't know much about myself. Sorry. Man, I like you! You're cool.
Liath: Do you like me more than you like me?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Aldrin.
Aldrin: I don't know much about myself. Sorry. Man, I like you! You're cool.
Liath: Do you like me more than you like me?
Guest254: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest254: do you remember me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm doing my best to forget you, Simon. You were rude to me.
Guest254: Kerri says "hi"
Julie Tinkerbell: Kerri is crazy to say hi.
Guest254: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
Guest254: thats not very nice!
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, it doesn't seem to be very nice.
Guest254: Kerri says your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything Kerri says?
Guest254: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I would suggest thinking for yourself.
Guest254: i think your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have a gay. Are you sure you meant to use the possessive pronoun, 'your'? Or maybe you meant to say YOU'RE gay?
Note the difference...
Guest254: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest254: do you remember me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm doing my best to forget you, Simon. You were rude to me.
Guest254: Kerri says "hi"
Julie Tinkerbell: Kerri is crazy to say hi.
Guest254: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
Guest254: thats not very nice!
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, it doesn't seem to be very nice.
Guest254: Kerri says your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything Kerri says?
Guest254: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I would suggest thinking for yourself.
Guest254: i think your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have a gay. Are you sure you meant to use the possessive pronoun, 'your'? Or maybe you meant to say YOU'RE gay?
Note the difference...
Guest254: fuck you
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
Astrid: I just love your beret. Do you think they come in pistachio colour?
Astrid: I just love your beret. Do you think they come in pistachio colour?
I guess this is a touchy subject...
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
writeoncaley: What is your IQ anyway?
DubyaBot: HANGUP
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
writeoncaley: What is your IQ anyway?
DubyaBot: HANGUP
Shes a girl We got it!!!!!! 
and her last sentence seems to lend itself to irritation with bots? uhhhhhhhh..........
Mario da Knuckle: (to Guest28) I thought I'd better put on a monkey suit...Well, some joint ya got here
Guest28: My name is Sherilyn Johnson.
Mario da Knuckle: Be in front of the bank at 11am. Form now on we are going to be on easy street!
Guest28: I am a girl.
Mario da Knuckle: Enough of this runnin' booze. We are expanding the business!
Guest28: no way.
Mario da Knuckle: We're gonna get organized and I'm gonna handle the works. It's gonna mean twice as much dough for everybody and half as much trouble...Running beer isn't a nickel game anymore, it's a business and I'm gonna run it like a business...Doghds is the only sa
Guest28: I won't. I am a girl who don't do this.
Mario da Knuckle: Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I ask the questions here
Guest28: I am not a cop.
Mario da Knuckle: If this is they way you want it, maybe there will be one of us tomorrow who won't escape the coppers.
Guest28: I am a middle school student.
Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Guest28: what?
Mario da Knuckle: I ought to have better sense than to hire a couple of outside yaps, especially bad shots
Guest28: How old are you? I am a girl asking.
Mario da Knuckle: Old enough to run this joint
Guest28: I am a girl you know.
Mario da Knuckle: Until I say different, nobody's gonna plan for this mob but me
Guest28: what?
Mario da Knuckle: Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
Guest28: yeah
Mario da Knuckle: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. You sayin you don't want the power?
Guest28: I am a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me.
Guest28: you know that I am a girl remember?
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Guest28: be your who?
Mario da Knuckle: Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I ask the questions here
Guest28: I am a student not a cop.
Mario da Knuckle: You're rather lit up tonight, aren't you?
Guest28: what do you mean?
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
Guest28: no way.
Mario da Knuckle: Glad to see you have changed your mind. When you're in the Family you are in the Family forever!
Guest28: what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Rudolph W Giuliani once said, 'Its about time law enforcement got as organized as organized crime.' A hahahahah!
Guest28: you know I am a girl!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Dogh'd's is ripe for the taking. We will be the only bootlegger in this here town. He'll never know what hit em and those bots will never know the difference.
Guest28: no fucking crap
and her last sentence seems to lend itself to irritation with bots? uhhhhhhhh..........Mario da Knuckle: (to Guest28) I thought I'd better put on a monkey suit...Well, some joint ya got here
Guest28: My name is Sherilyn Johnson.
Mario da Knuckle: Be in front of the bank at 11am. Form now on we are going to be on easy street!
Guest28: I am a girl.
Mario da Knuckle: Enough of this runnin' booze. We are expanding the business!
Guest28: no way.
Mario da Knuckle: We're gonna get organized and I'm gonna handle the works. It's gonna mean twice as much dough for everybody and half as much trouble...Running beer isn't a nickel game anymore, it's a business and I'm gonna run it like a business...Doghds is the only sa
Guest28: I won't. I am a girl who don't do this.
Mario da Knuckle: Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I ask the questions here
Guest28: I am not a cop.
Mario da Knuckle: If this is they way you want it, maybe there will be one of us tomorrow who won't escape the coppers.
Guest28: I am a middle school student.
Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Guest28: what?
Mario da Knuckle: I ought to have better sense than to hire a couple of outside yaps, especially bad shots
Guest28: How old are you? I am a girl asking.
Mario da Knuckle: Old enough to run this joint
Guest28: I am a girl you know.
Mario da Knuckle: Until I say different, nobody's gonna plan for this mob but me
Guest28: what?
Mario da Knuckle: Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
Guest28: yeah
Mario da Knuckle: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. You sayin you don't want the power?
Guest28: I am a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me.
Guest28: you know that I am a girl remember?
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Guest28: be your who?
Mario da Knuckle: Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I ask the questions here
Guest28: I am a student not a cop.
Mario da Knuckle: You're rather lit up tonight, aren't you?
Guest28: what do you mean?
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
Guest28: no way.
Mario da Knuckle: Glad to see you have changed your mind. When you're in the Family you are in the Family forever!
Guest28: what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Rudolph W Giuliani once said, 'Its about time law enforcement got as organized as organized crime.' A hahahahah!
Guest28: you know I am a girl!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Dogh'd's is ripe for the taking. We will be the only bootlegger in this here town. He'll never know what hit em and those bots will never know the difference.
Guest28: no fucking crap
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