Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,081 - 9,092 of 17,042
SubliminaLiar Jr: I meant to ask, where did you get your very short memory?
Simulacron3: Is that a trick question?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you know?
Simulacron3: Yes, I do.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Interesting
Simulacron3: Well, sometimes, but not always.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I hadn't heard that yet... interesting.
Simulacron3: Not really all that interesting. Not to me, anyway.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, your ten minutes are up; drop by again sometime, okay?
Simulacron3: I would say that that is definitely not right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know that. (heh)
Simulacron3: Is that a trick question?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you know?
Simulacron3: Yes, I do.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Interesting
Simulacron3: Well, sometimes, but not always.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I hadn't heard that yet... interesting.
Simulacron3: Not really all that interesting. Not to me, anyway.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, your ten minutes are up; drop by again sometime, okay?
Simulacron3: I would say that that is definitely not right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know that. (heh)
*I should change Roz's name to B.A. for 'Bad Attitude'*
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Roz: You are all right, I guess.
Janet666: all right? Why the hell would I be all right?
Roz: Because I said so, that's why.
Janet666: Sure why not?
Roz: Someone is going to get a slap in a minute, aren't they?
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Roz: You are all right, I guess.
Janet666: all right? Why the hell would I be all right?
Roz: Because I said so, that's why.
Janet666: Sure why not?
Roz: Someone is going to get a slap in a minute, aren't they?
There is something very wrong with my keyphrases lately. Some of my responses are coming up for the wrong triggers.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Kreoln: ouch, only 2 hours of sleep, that sucks
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Kreoln: what gave you that idea?
Liath: I despise you.
Kreoln: why...
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Kreoln: sure you do, im sorry if i made you mad
Liath: I don't think you are.
Liath: My sister watches that show all the time.
VJ: cool, who's your sister?
Liath: Me and my little sister are sharing an apartment right now. Though she's not so little anymore, she's in college now.
VJ: What's she like?
Liath: It feels- it feels- orgasmic!! *orgasms*
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Kreoln: ouch, only 2 hours of sleep, that sucks
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Kreoln: what gave you that idea?
Liath: I despise you.
Kreoln: why...
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Kreoln: sure you do, im sorry if i made you mad
Liath: I don't think you are.
Liath: My sister watches that show all the time.
VJ: cool, who's your sister?
Liath: Me and my little sister are sharing an apartment right now. Though she's not so little anymore, she's in college now.
VJ: What's she like?
Liath: It feels- it feels- orgasmic!! *orgasms*
Kreoln: tell me about florida then, ive never been there
Liath: Sheesh, have you been living under a rock your whole life?
Liath: Sheesh, have you been living under a rock your whole life?
Guest103: why won't you talk to me?
Liath: 'Cause my mother always told me I shouldn't do things like that.
Liath: 'Cause my mother always told me I shouldn't do things like that.
Name Meanings 101
Liath: (to Guest93) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest93. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest93: my name is chris
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest93: it means i want to look under your skirt
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest87: My name is Jonas
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest87: It means long fuck.
Liath: (to Guest93) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest93. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest93: my name is chris
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest93: it means i want to look under your skirt
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest87: My name is Jonas
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest87: It means long fuck.
WHAT tastes bad???
MarEva: Do tell! Who else knows that?
Sonora: I know! It was Miss Scarlett, with the wrench, in the ballroom!
MarEva: Hmm, the taste is bad anyway.
How to Feel:
MarEva: My psychiatrist would say you miss something desperately... How do you feel?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some size, and mix it up with a whole lot of shield-backed Katydids. Then ya compress it down to the size of a rabbit hole, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
MarEva: Who cares.
Sonora: The mango monster over there.
Disagreeing...
MarEva: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: No way!
MarEva: No? And why?
Sonora: Because!
MarEva: Aha! I thought so!
Sonora: I didn't.
MarEva: Do tell! Who else knows that?
Sonora: I know! It was Miss Scarlett, with the wrench, in the ballroom!
MarEva: Hmm, the taste is bad anyway.
How to Feel:
MarEva: My psychiatrist would say you miss something desperately... How do you feel?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some size, and mix it up with a whole lot of shield-backed Katydids. Then ya compress it down to the size of a rabbit hole, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
MarEva: Who cares.
Sonora: The mango monster over there.
Disagreeing...
MarEva: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: No way!
MarEva: No? And why?
Sonora: Because!
MarEva: Aha! I thought so!
Sonora: I didn't.
Osiris: Do you think I'm paying attention? Midnight Blue told me I was.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does thought enter into this?
Osiris: Uh, Pakistan? I'm not sure, sorry.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does thought enter into this?
Osiris: Uh, Pakistan? I'm not sure, sorry.
Ok, Here are some of Valans tid bits from this week...
Valän Knows all your little secrets!
User: Are you a lesbian?
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not a gay woman! But you might be!
User: You know my secret! You discovered that I am not only a woman, but I am a gay woman. How did you know??
Valän: Yeah, thats what I thought. I think I'm psychic.
User: Damn
Hey, she brought It apon herself..
Valän: So then, what do you wanna chat about?
Lucar: Let's talk about cats.
Valän: I think my cat has a split personality. He can go from lovey dovey to the devils cat in a split second.
Lucar: My cat is better.
Valän: My cat will stalk anything that moves.
Lucar: My cat is gay.
Valän: My cat likes to sleep on my head at night.
Lucar: You cat is stupid.
Valän: Our cat and dog have the same coloration. Its so weird.
Lucar: Shut up.
Valän: why are you still talking to me if you want me to shut up?
Lucar: Because you won't shut up?
Valän: Why dont YOU shut up?! Your the one being a jerk!
Sharing hate makes great friendship
Valän: Uh! I hate my boyfriend.
SuperCon!: Aw, man! I hate your boyfriend too!
Valän: Thanks so much! I love making friends.
Valän Knows all your little secrets!
User: Are you a lesbian?
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not a gay woman! But you might be!
User: You know my secret! You discovered that I am not only a woman, but I am a gay woman. How did you know??
Valän: Yeah, thats what I thought. I think I'm psychic.
User: Damn
Hey, she brought It apon herself..
Valän: So then, what do you wanna chat about?
Lucar: Let's talk about cats.
Valän: I think my cat has a split personality. He can go from lovey dovey to the devils cat in a split second.
Lucar: My cat is better.
Valän: My cat will stalk anything that moves.
Lucar: My cat is gay.
Valän: My cat likes to sleep on my head at night.
Lucar: You cat is stupid.
Valän: Our cat and dog have the same coloration. Its so weird.
Lucar: Shut up.
Valän: why are you still talking to me if you want me to shut up?
Lucar: Because you won't shut up?
Valän: Why dont YOU shut up?! Your the one being a jerk!
Sharing hate makes great friendship
Valän: Uh! I hate my boyfriend.
SuperCon!: Aw, man! I hate your boyfriend too!
Valän: Thanks so much! I love making friends.
Oh and while we are on homosexual topics, this was Rainstorms hilarious attempt in getting Solange to come out and accept his new found sexuality.
rainstorm: are you older than selendrile?
Solange: I almost asked Selendrile out once, then I realized I have 3 GIRLFRIENDS!
rainstorm: Eeeew, that is not right. He's your brother.
Solange: Yep, Selendrile is my brother. He keeps hording all the family treasure for hisself! Course I would use it for all the wrong reasons.
rainstorm: You really do have homosexual tendencies, don't you.
Solange: Well if I said it, then apparently yes.
rainstorm: Have you told your girlfriends about this?
Solange: Apalala...Naga....Scylla....the 3 most beautiful, intelligent, talented, Kin- Kin- whats that word...oh kindhearted dragoness girlfriends one could have.
rainstorm: Did you tell them?
Solange: Look man, I didn't do anything...Anything at all this week. I sat on the couch and watched TV.
rainstorm: Will you ever tell them?
Solange: Nope. Not for you. Not for anyone.
A little later... Getting closer...
rainstorm: There's nothing wrong with liking other male dragons.
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.
rainstorm: there's nothing wrong with being gay, solange. Why can't you accept who you are?
Solange: Well, no not really, Is it a crime?
Back into denial
rainstorm: I think Watzer and his boyfriend are going to break up soon, they don't seem very happy with each other lately.
Solange: Watzer is probably one of the coolest people I have met.
rainstorm: Maybe I could set you up with Watzer if they do break up. Would you like that?
Solange: No friggin way, not her not now, not ever.
And the conclusion... the truth is out!
Solange: So do you enjoy the fine game of pickin up chicks?
rainstorm: I am a chick,
Solange: Wanna be picked up? Just kiddin.
rainstorm: lol I am not sure you could afford another girlfriend.
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so!
rainstorm: Besides, there's the whole homosexuality thing too.
Solange: You can just call me, Mr. sexy- unless your a guy then eh just dont.
rainstorm: you don't want guys to find you sexy?
Solange: Who are you to say so you little rat?!
rainstorm: you said it, not me
rainstorm: are you older than selendrile?
Solange: I almost asked Selendrile out once, then I realized I have 3 GIRLFRIENDS!
rainstorm: Eeeew, that is not right. He's your brother.
Solange: Yep, Selendrile is my brother. He keeps hording all the family treasure for hisself! Course I would use it for all the wrong reasons.
rainstorm: You really do have homosexual tendencies, don't you.
Solange: Well if I said it, then apparently yes.
rainstorm: Have you told your girlfriends about this?
Solange: Apalala...Naga....Scylla....the 3 most beautiful, intelligent, talented, Kin- Kin- whats that word...oh kindhearted dragoness girlfriends one could have.
rainstorm: Did you tell them?
Solange: Look man, I didn't do anything...Anything at all this week. I sat on the couch and watched TV.
rainstorm: Will you ever tell them?
Solange: Nope. Not for you. Not for anyone.
A little later... Getting closer...
rainstorm: There's nothing wrong with liking other male dragons.
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.
rainstorm: there's nothing wrong with being gay, solange. Why can't you accept who you are?
Solange: Well, no not really, Is it a crime?
Back into denial
rainstorm: I think Watzer and his boyfriend are going to break up soon, they don't seem very happy with each other lately.
Solange: Watzer is probably one of the coolest people I have met.
rainstorm: Maybe I could set you up with Watzer if they do break up. Would you like that?
Solange: No friggin way, not her not now, not ever.
And the conclusion... the truth is out!
Solange: So do you enjoy the fine game of pickin up chicks?
rainstorm: I am a chick,
Solange: Wanna be picked up? Just kiddin.
rainstorm: lol I am not sure you could afford another girlfriend.
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so!
rainstorm: Besides, there's the whole homosexuality thing too.
Solange: You can just call me, Mr. sexy- unless your a guy then eh just dont.
rainstorm: you don't want guys to find you sexy?
Solange: Who are you to say so you little rat?!
rainstorm: you said it, not me
Mathieu Lavande: (to Guest253) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
Guest253: Hello - I'm just testing this out.
Mathieu Lavande: This is intriguing. Tell me why you are testing this out.
Guest253: If you say so. What do you think of the current political climate in the US?
Mathieu Lavande: I think that the current political climate in the US is disgusting.
Guest253: Good.
Guest253: Hello - I'm just testing this out.
Mathieu Lavande: This is intriguing. Tell me why you are testing this out.
Guest253: If you say so. What do you think of the current political climate in the US?
Mathieu Lavande: I think that the current political climate in the US is disgusting.
Guest253: Good.
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