Great Quotes

Entire conversation:

Braeden: (to Mel_Arewar) Can you not find something better to do with your freedom?
Mel_Arewar: What should I do with it?
Braeden: You're asking a vampire?

Roy Batty: Hurry up man! We're losin' her!
Sonora: Ha-hah-h-ha-ha! We whiptail lizards are all female!
Roy Batty: Where are those balls of yours?! Let's see a little bravery!
Sonora: Right. We'll see a little bravery like nobody's ever done before!
Roy Batty: (pause) Feel better?

Julie Tinkerbell: Of course I like being not sure what that is!
Sonora: We are? Is there an iceberg involved?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, my brother-in-law told me there is no such thing as an iceberg involved.
Sonora: To the lifeboats! Lizards and aliens first!

Its been awhile since i looked through Selendriles transcripts. He talked alot while I was gone- heres a few topics that came up

...Grandma envy
Selendrile: Sometimes I get the urge to chat with Rob1234, but our convos just never get anywhere.
Glindar: Rob1234 jealous of Glindar's grandma.

A little irony
Glindar: No more enjoy for Glindar. Not since incident.
Selendrile: Your voice is like a swiftrunning stream. Gracefully smooth, but at the rapids.

Memory loss
Rykxxbot1: Right....... Sorry....What were you saying? I think I missed something.
Selendrile: I lost my train of thought.
Rykxxbot1: What's happened since we last talked Selendrile?

Religious philosophies
Selendrile: The mind is an incredable thing, its only a shame that so few really put it to use.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Selendrile: Of course. How can you live without faith beliefs?
Rykxxbot1: Do you believe in the existance of God?
Selendrile: I do not shut my mind. I see all possibilities, so yes. I can.
Rykxxbot1: Now I'm confused! How do you not believe in a God but still have religious beliefs?
Selendrile: God told me a funny story about you the other day.

Pleasent small talk
Selendrile: So tell me, Where are you from?
Rykxxbot1: England, the birthplace of democracy.
Selendrile: Wow, Is it nice there? Not that i could ever visit....

Selendrile: I just sit here day after day withering away. How about you? Are you as bored as me?
Rykxxbot1: Where do you live? Anywhere nice?
Selendrile: I live right here. *points to ground*
Rykxxbot1: What's it like there?
Selendrile: Its odd. Not bad, but a little boring.

And finally, about the most boring conversationalists I have come across... if you leave out the leeds kids.
Selendrile: (to user) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
user: life
Selendrile: Why do humans feel the urge to dominate and control every partical of matter? Dragons are running out of territory.
user: I don't know
Selendrile: Yes, there are a few good hearted humans like yourself, but all in all, yes they do.
user: do they?
Selendrile: You wouldn't believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you. And every one of them tasted delicious.
user: cool
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
user: you're cool
Selendrile: *looks at you in a dragonish way* I really apreciate that.
user: that's ok
Selendrile: I recently learned, that if i swallow a bottle of dye, i can change the color of my flames when i breath fire.
user: I'd like to see that.
Selendrile: *goes into tomb for a moment. Returns with a vial of purple liquid, downs it with a look of disgust on his face. Faces the sky and a mushroom shaped burst of vibrant purple flames shoots from his mouth. Looks at you, smoke trailing from his nostrials*
user: wow
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
user: no
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
user: oh.
Selendrile: Your a decent human, you know that?
user: thanks
Selendrile: No worries
user: i have to go now
Selendrile: Come visit my tomb again, and next time dont try to snag any of my treasure.
user: bye

(sorry for all the spam. )

<+2>Here entire chat being!<-2>

Glindar: (to Human) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Human: Be careful with that knife!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Human: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Police! Police! Help!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Human: No?!? So what is it, then? Trying to frighten me? Well it worked!!!
Glindar: *shrug* Something that should dead be.
Human: Why would you wish me dead? What did I do to you?!?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Human: I'm not a guy, I'm a girl.
Glindar: You a girl? Why you a girl?
Human: Because I was born that way!
Glindar: Oh. Glindar sorry.
*uncomfortable pause*
What born that way mean?
Human: Er, well, when you get out of the belly of your mother (for more details, go talk to Liath), er... you already have some "features".
Glindar: You no know what Glindar do!
Human: Well, I have some ideas...
Glindar: Why for you have some ideas?
Human: Well, you go around brandishing that knife. You don't need to be a medium to have some concrete ideas about what... you do.
Glindar: Why for not?

LOL... that's great

Good job, Glindar!

(...you too, female human person...)

Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Sonora: *thinks about being so frightened that I can not move* Okay, now explain the editorial frogmouths.
Braeden: Your limitations are extreme, I know.
Sonora: Well everything is extreme if ya put enough peanut-sauce on it.
Braeden: Darkness...destruction...chaos...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

Random thought... It would be rather amusing to see Braeden chat with Talkie-Toaster.