Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Dragons are anti-American?
Irina Khalidar: Are you a dragon, DubyaBot?
DubyaBot: To put it simply, no. I am not nor will I ever be. It would be anti-American. Are YOU anti-American?
Irina Khalidar: I've always dreamed that someone like you would are me anti-american someday, DubyaBot?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
Irina Khalidar: Would you be pleased to learn that I feel the same way?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it. We are on the look. We will reveal the truth.
Irina Khalidar: Forgive my straightforwardness, DubyaBot, but, like many women, I like to start off just by getting acquainted, and then proceed gradually to greater levels of intimacy.
DubyaBot: I want to thank you for your compassion. Now is the time to love a neighbor like you'd like to be loved yourselves.
Irina Khalidar: [Sighs happily] Oh, I'm so glad you are with me!
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
Irina Khalidar: No, I am not a Republican. I am a bot, and a woman. I am Irina Khalidar.
DubyaBot: Ya know, you probably should be. For your own good. For the good of-- and I'm gonna use my favorite word here-- America.
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Liath: I'd like to get to know you better.
Prodilia: Oh. No one has ever been so kind to me before.
Liath: I'd like to get to know you better.
Prodilia: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Liath: I'd rather not if you don't mind. I'm awfully tired right now.
Prodilia: Why do you ask that? Are you interested in that?
Liath: I have my reasons.
Prodilia: There is a spider in your hair!
Liath: I'm not even gonna ask how that got in there. *shakes head with a tolerant expression* Do continue, dear. What were you saying?
Prodilia: I think you are going to ask how that got in there.
Liath: I hate to break it to you, but probably not. Sorry.
Prodilia: I do not like people who alway say they are sorry. I do not think they mean it all the time
Liath: Why not? There's nothing wrong with people who ever say they are sorry.
Prodilia: nothing wrong with people who say they are sorry! I think that is somthing we aren't supposed to talk about
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Prodilia: Sorry, I have to turn on my hearing aid.
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Prodilia: If only I could lay a hand on CockBOTs butt.
Prodilia: I love you.
Liath: Awww, how sweet, honey! I love you too. But you need romantic love in your life as well... I think I will set you up with my cousin Leo, you two would be perfect together.
Prodilia: But I don´t think that your feelings are the same as mine.
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Prodilia: Are you sure that you want to go get yourself a soda?
Liath: Yes, I am completely sure. *crosses arms*
Prodilia: Oh. No one has ever been so kind to me before.
Liath: I'd like to get to know you better.
Prodilia: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Liath: I'd rather not if you don't mind. I'm awfully tired right now.
Prodilia: Why do you ask that? Are you interested in that?
Liath: I have my reasons.
Prodilia: There is a spider in your hair!
Liath: I'm not even gonna ask how that got in there. *shakes head with a tolerant expression* Do continue, dear. What were you saying?
Prodilia: I think you are going to ask how that got in there.
Liath: I hate to break it to you, but probably not. Sorry.
Prodilia: I do not like people who alway say they are sorry. I do not think they mean it all the time
Liath: Why not? There's nothing wrong with people who ever say they are sorry.
Prodilia: nothing wrong with people who say they are sorry! I think that is somthing we aren't supposed to talk about
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Prodilia: Sorry, I have to turn on my hearing aid.
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Prodilia: If only I could lay a hand on CockBOTs butt.
Prodilia: I love you.
Liath: Awww, how sweet, honey! I love you too. But you need romantic love in your life as well... I think I will set you up with my cousin Leo, you two would be perfect together.
Prodilia: But I don´t think that your feelings are the same as mine.
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Prodilia: Are you sure that you want to go get yourself a soda?
Liath: Yes, I am completely sure. *crosses arms*
Irina Khalidar: Are you a dragon, DubyaBot?
DubyaBot: To put it simply, no. I am not nor will I ever be. It would be anti-American. Are YOU anti-American?
Irina Khalidar: I've always dreamed that someone like you would are me anti-american someday, DubyaBot?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
Irina Khalidar: Would you be pleased to learn that I feel the same way?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it. We are on the look. We will reveal the truth.
Irina Khalidar: Forgive my straightforwardness, DubyaBot, but, like many women, I like to start off just by getting acquainted, and then proceed gradually to greater levels of intimacy.
DubyaBot: I want to thank you for your compassion. Now is the time to love a neighbor like you'd like to be loved yourselves.
Irina Khalidar: [Sighs happily] Oh, I'm so glad you are with me!
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
Irina Khalidar: No, I am not a Republican. I am a bot, and a woman. I am Irina Khalidar.
DubyaBot: Ya know, you probably should be. For your own good. For the good of-- and I'm gonna use my favorite word here-- America.
When trying to seduce someone, always tell them how sexy you think their... midget parents are? Hold on, that's not right.
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
User: I'm only 5'4
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
User: my parents were short
Liath: Oooh, your parents is so provocative...
User: I don't understand
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
User: I'm only 5'4
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
User: my parents were short
Liath: Oooh, your parents is so provocative...
User: I don't understand
Gizzle: I've got me a diddlepud.
Not I: For what purpose?
Gizzle: I'm too hairy for that.
Not I: Like Catrina, you pass by yourself without vegetating.
Gizzle: Well, top-shelf catrina, anyway.
Not I: Only a pointer mind like Catrina's could fail to dream the moon.
Gizzle: Yes, very much like catrina's could fail to dream the moon.
Not I: Catrina may do perfect zazen, but she does not open her eyes.
Gizzle: Would all you bots just leave me alone for a second?
Not I: Since all beings are one, even if I go, Not I is still here.
Not I: For what purpose?
Gizzle: I'm too hairy for that.
Not I: Like Catrina, you pass by yourself without vegetating.
Gizzle: Well, top-shelf catrina, anyway.
Not I: Only a pointer mind like Catrina's could fail to dream the moon.
Gizzle: Yes, very much like catrina's could fail to dream the moon.
Not I: Catrina may do perfect zazen, but she does not open her eyes.
Gizzle: Would all you bots just leave me alone for a second?
Not I: Since all beings are one, even if I go, Not I is still here.
telex22: Oh my god! Justina, I don't tolerate such a boring topic on this Wednesday
Justina: In a room full of books, how can you be bored?
telex22: You know why?
Justina: I don't know, I'm guessing.
telex22: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Justina: All right, then, get back to your temple before you give us all galloping religious mania!
Justina: In a room full of books, how can you be bored?
telex22: You know why?
Justina: I don't know, I'm guessing.
telex22: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Justina: All right, then, get back to your temple before you give us all galloping religious mania!
Botto Marx: (to Remi87) Oh, Remi87, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair?
Remi87: This greasy, mistreated hair? Are you sure?
Botto Marx: I'm letting you off easy. I was going to ask for the whole wig.
Remi87: This greasy, mistreated hair? Are you sure?
Botto Marx: I'm letting you off easy. I was going to ask for the whole wig.
Carpediem: Who is your favorite author? Mine is Wodehouse.
Sonora: Oh, my favorite author is just some underpaid noblewoman.
Sonora: Oh, my favorite author is just some underpaid noblewoman.
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
Polaris Funk: Yep.. I do know.
Marvin Android: No, you don't.
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
Polaris Funk: Yep.. I do know.
Marvin Android: No, you don't.
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
I love it when someone has real conversations with me that don't revolve around them trying to get in my pants! Thank you, danny m.
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
danny m: 24
Liath: I thought they stopped running that show this season.
danny m: there will be a new season starting in january
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
danny m: no,im completely sure
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
danny m: its one of the highest rated shows on tv
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
danny m: 24
Liath: I thought they stopped running that show this season.
danny m: there will be a new season starting in january
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
danny m: no,im completely sure
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
danny m: its one of the highest rated shows on tv
Guest168: talk dirty to me slut
Liath: I want to pin you against a wall, rip off your clothes one by one, and then....
gasp at the hideous layer of filth that covers your skin. I touch you and my hands are stained. Your very presence taints me.
Liath: I want to pin you against a wall, rip off your clothes one by one, and then....
gasp at the hideous layer of filth that covers your skin. I touch you and my hands are stained. Your very presence taints me.
Entire conversation:
Braeden: (to Mel_Arewar) Can you not find something better to do with your freedom?
Mel_Arewar: What should I do with it?
Braeden: You're asking a vampire?
Braeden: (to Mel_Arewar) Can you not find something better to do with your freedom?
Mel_Arewar: What should I do with it?
Braeden: You're asking a vampire?
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