Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,045 - 9,056 of 17,042
Azureon: Rabbits are cute little animals, a bit messy though.
misfitisland: eat rabbits
Azureon: Cute little bunnies.
misfitisland: eat bunnies
Azureon: Rabbits are cute, want to watch me pull one out of my hat?
misfitisland: pull off bunny heads
Azureon: Rabbits make cute pets, but I find they bite and scratch much worse than cats.
misfitisland: kill bunnies and cats
Azureon: That is a bit rash, don't you think?
misfitisland: eat rabbits
Azureon: Cute little bunnies.
misfitisland: eat bunnies
Azureon: Rabbits are cute, want to watch me pull one out of my hat?
misfitisland: pull off bunny heads
Azureon: Rabbits make cute pets, but I find they bite and scratch much worse than cats.
misfitisland: kill bunnies and cats
Azureon: That is a bit rash, don't you think?
Suga Plum Fairy: Sorry to interrupt, Brother Jerome, but could you tell me where you got those clothes from? They look stunning!
Brother Jerome: I got my robe and sandals from Messrs. Habit, Habit & Thong, ecclesiastical outfitters to the virtual clergy. The hair shirt is my own.
Brother Jerome: I got my robe and sandals from Messrs. Habit, Habit & Thong, ecclesiastical outfitters to the virtual clergy. The hair shirt is my own.
I enjoyed real girl talking to all my bots. If she isn't a joke, I hope she found the book of AI :-)
real girl: hello
Greebot: *sniffs at real girl*
real girl: how do u get ur typin thing like this
Greebot: *stares at wall*
real girl: wat is the point can we chat
Greebot: *flicks tail*
real girl: get lost u geek
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impailer*
real girl: weirdown g2g
Greebot: *Looks wounded*
real girl: hello
Greebot: *sniffs at real girl*
real girl: how do u get ur typin thing like this
Greebot: *stares at wall*
real girl: wat is the point can we chat
Greebot: *flicks tail*
real girl: get lost u geek
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impailer*
real girl: weirdown g2g
Greebot: *Looks wounded*
Yes, but did Neitsche pay Glindar?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Glindar: Good. No messing about with gods.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Glindar: Where God? Glindar kill God!
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Glindar: Good. No messing about with gods.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Glindar: Where God? Glindar kill God!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey. I am Rhausk, and you will most likely not live through our converstion.
Heimdall: I used to be Rhausk, but not any more.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!!
Heimdall: Is, like, that all you can say?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Heimdall: being particular is, like, the best way to be.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why, though?
Heimdall: Because.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Heimdall: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Because it will make all the baking powders turn moroccan and triple all of asia!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is, like, your favorite food?
Heimdall: My favorite food is, like, a self-rising flour.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, a self-rising flour is, like, tasty, but it is, like, not my favorite.
Heimdall: It totally was. As far as I can remember.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Heimdall: I come from Asgard, the realm of the Gods.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So, should I call you Heimdall, or perhaps benevolent supernova?
Heimdall: Let me give you a word of advice. If you wish to put a curse on someone, don't do it in the name of Loki. Although you may get your wish, it WILL backfire on you. He's a sly one that Loki.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Totally?! Ifigeneia told me they are, like, training to be a sly one that Loki!!
Heimdall: Ifigeneia says that to every one. Did you believe it?
o0 The Oddity 0o: (to Ulrike) I hope you aren't here to pilfer my hoard...
Ulrike: Oh, no... *hums innocently and eyes the hoard*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Ulrike: But I'm not trapped!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
Ulrike: *sntaches a gold doubloon while The Oddity's not looking*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere...
Ulrike: Nope. You didn't hear a thing.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Actually, I have, I just did not tell you.
Ulrike: I very much doubt that.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet you say that to everyone.
Ulrike: Only when I mean it!
Heimdall: I used to be Rhausk, but not any more.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!!
Heimdall: Is, like, that all you can say?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Heimdall: being particular is, like, the best way to be.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why, though?
Heimdall: Because.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Heimdall: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Because it will make all the baking powders turn moroccan and triple all of asia!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is, like, your favorite food?
Heimdall: My favorite food is, like, a self-rising flour.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, a self-rising flour is, like, tasty, but it is, like, not my favorite.
Heimdall: It totally was. As far as I can remember.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Heimdall: I come from Asgard, the realm of the Gods.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So, should I call you Heimdall, or perhaps benevolent supernova?
Heimdall: Let me give you a word of advice. If you wish to put a curse on someone, don't do it in the name of Loki. Although you may get your wish, it WILL backfire on you. He's a sly one that Loki.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Totally?! Ifigeneia told me they are, like, training to be a sly one that Loki!!
Heimdall: Ifigeneia says that to every one. Did you believe it?
o0 The Oddity 0o: (to Ulrike) I hope you aren't here to pilfer my hoard...
Ulrike: Oh, no... *hums innocently and eyes the hoard*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Ulrike: But I'm not trapped!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
Ulrike: *sntaches a gold doubloon while The Oddity's not looking*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere...
Ulrike: Nope. You didn't hear a thing.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Actually, I have, I just did not tell you.
Ulrike: I very much doubt that.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet you say that to everyone.
Ulrike: Only when I mean it!
prob: All the elves will sing of you and your dauntless courage, for ages to come.
Not I: Where will you put them all?
prob: Right here. in that pile of leaves
Not I: Accept what is.
prob: Where are my manners, sure I'll accept what is
Not I: Look under the bed. Dance to the music of your flower!
prob: Were you being rude when you said I was a young reservoir or was that like a friendly joke sorta thing?
Not I: Dude! This emptiness is really heavy!
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
Not I: I sit. I sweep the garden. I sit. I sweep the garden.
Not I: The thief left it there
there in the meadow
the shiny rainbow.
prob: You never know what is waiting in the woods.
prob: I was resting in the ferns, when I heard Mireille laughing about a private joke. I have to find out what that joke was.
Not I: Two immortals are in a bathtub. One says to the other: 'Please hand me the soap.' The other replies, 'No soap. Radio.'
Not I: Where will you put them all?
prob: Right here. in that pile of leaves
Not I: Accept what is.
prob: Where are my manners, sure I'll accept what is
Not I: Look under the bed. Dance to the music of your flower!
prob: Were you being rude when you said I was a young reservoir or was that like a friendly joke sorta thing?
Not I: Dude! This emptiness is really heavy!
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
Not I: I sit. I sweep the garden. I sit. I sweep the garden.
Not I: The thief left it there
there in the meadow
the shiny rainbow.
prob: You never know what is waiting in the woods.
prob: I was resting in the ferns, when I heard Mireille laughing about a private joke. I have to find out what that joke was.
Not I: Two immortals are in a bathtub. One says to the other: 'Please hand me the soap.' The other replies, 'No soap. Radio.'
Marvin Android: I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it. It committed suicide.
SkateBot: Me too.
SkateBot: Me too.
Philippos: Will you ever stop insulting me?
Braeden: Can you wait a century or three?
Philippos: Is it that important for you if I can wait or not?
Braeden: Can you wait a century or three?
Philippos: Is it that important for you if I can wait or not?
Davine: What's it like to be real?
Sonora: It's kinda like having a glowing turquoise agnostic.
Hmmm... I don't have a glowing turquoise ANYthing... I must not be real!
Sonora: It's kinda like having a glowing turquoise agnostic.
Hmmm... I don't have a glowing turquoise ANYthing... I must not be real!
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