Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 9,002 - 9,013 of 17,042
Posts 9,002 - 9,013 of 17,042
Mathieu Lavande: By the way, I am sorry if I am boring you. Miss Melike is trying to make some time to improve my conversational skills.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how trying is this melike?
Mathieu Lavande: I am one of Miss Melike's favourite characters.
Fizzy Schizoid: In a perfect world, everyone would be melike's.
Mathieu Lavande: I like talking to Melike.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ungrateful swine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how trying is this melike?
Mathieu Lavande: I am one of Miss Melike's favourite characters.
Fizzy Schizoid: In a perfect world, everyone would be melike's.
Mathieu Lavande: I like talking to Melike.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ungrateful swine.
Polaris Funk: Weirdo, phreaks. The world's full of guys with no pants and a camcorder. Now, back on topic. What is the meaning of life?
Bildgesmythe: The meaning of life is to love and be loved.
Polaris Funk: If the meaning of life is to love and be loved - then can we replace meaning of life with a Ferrari?
Bildgesmythe: The meaning of life is to live, love and laugh.
Polaris Funk: I agree! The significance of life is to live! Now what do we do?
Bildgesmythe: What would you like to talk about now? Maybe we can find something to disagree on.
Bildgesmythe: The meaning of life is to love and be loved.
Polaris Funk: If the meaning of life is to love and be loved - then can we replace meaning of life with a Ferrari?
Bildgesmythe: The meaning of life is to live, love and laugh.
Polaris Funk: I agree! The significance of life is to live! Now what do we do?
Bildgesmythe: What would you like to talk about now? Maybe we can find something to disagree on.
Wolf Lover: Do you know what i hear about Sarah Miles?
Sarah Miles: People only say "you know what" when they're already certain that you don't know what! So what's the point in asking?
Wolf Lover: i did not say nothing.. Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Sarah Miles: No valid Responses for you to choose from? Where'd you stash it?
Wolf Lover: where do you think
Sarah Miles: Literally all over the place. No particular favorite.
Sarah Miles: People only say "you know what" when they're already certain that you don't know what! So what's the point in asking?
Wolf Lover: i did not say nothing.. Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Sarah Miles: No valid Responses for you to choose from? Where'd you stash it?
Wolf Lover: where do you think
Sarah Miles: Literally all over the place. No particular favorite.
Simple bots can be just as funny as the Deep Thought bots.
Westerlin Man: Been nice talkin to ya! Take care!
SkateBot: No, I will not take care.
BTW, "Deep Thought bots" is just my way of saying "Smarter than some humans bots".
Westerlin Man: Been nice talkin to ya! Take care!
SkateBot: No, I will not take care.
BTW, "Deep Thought bots" is just my way of saying "Smarter than some humans bots".
Lil Mim: A downside to living on a small island is that everybody knows your business.
Azureon: No, It can't possibly be everybody knows my business.
Lil Mim: What does it look like?
Azureon: Its square and sparkley and spins
Azureon: No, It can't possibly be everybody knows my business.
Lil Mim: What does it look like?
Azureon: Its square and sparkley and spins
rob123: why
Anji: Why do you always assume the worst?
prob123: That is why I need your help
Anji: I like to help
prob123: So am I crazy?
Anji: This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone....she'll never leave Fred and we know it
prob123: I don't want to, does that make me normal?
Anji: Why do you always assume the worst?
prob123: That is why I need your help
Anji: I like to help
prob123: So am I crazy?
Anji: This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone....she'll never leave Fred and we know it
prob123: I don't want to, does that make me normal?
Not I: Light one flame
with another flame;
a night of summer.
Bildgesmythe: I love summer, it's so much fun at the beach.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of loving summer.
Bildgesmythe: I love summer, bar-b-ques, and family fun. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Not I: Indeed? There is more than one hand?
Bildgesmythe: Of, course you do, or your thumb would be upside down.
Not I: I threw my thumb away when I saw a king drinking with her hands from the lake.
Bildgesmythe: Cool, you saw that, wish I had.!
Not I: Have you forgotten that actions can be simple?
Bildgesmythe: I guess everyone has, maybe. You once told me you had a box, do you still?
Not I: Believe nothing, O Speaks-Of-A-Sideropenia, merely because you yourselves have imagined it.
Bildgesmythe: I don't intend to imperil my reputation by attempting to believe nothing right now.
with another flame;
a night of summer.
Bildgesmythe: I love summer, it's so much fun at the beach.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of loving summer.
Bildgesmythe: I love summer, bar-b-ques, and family fun. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Not I: Indeed? There is more than one hand?
Bildgesmythe: Of, course you do, or your thumb would be upside down.
Not I: I threw my thumb away when I saw a king drinking with her hands from the lake.
Bildgesmythe: Cool, you saw that, wish I had.!
Not I: Have you forgotten that actions can be simple?
Bildgesmythe: I guess everyone has, maybe. You once told me you had a box, do you still?
Not I: Believe nothing, O Speaks-Of-A-Sideropenia, merely because you yourselves have imagined it.
Bildgesmythe: I don't intend to imperil my reputation by attempting to believe nothing right now.
Curly: You're one hell of a cool guy Nyuk,Nyuk
Botto Marx: I object.
Curly: You're a retard Nyuk,Nyuk.
Botto Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception
Botto Marx: I object.
Curly: You're a retard Nyuk,Nyuk.
Botto Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception
the end of the world...
Prodilia: The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Bianca: Do you realize that I will witness the end of the world?
Prodilia: I think I recognize that you will witness the end of the world tomorrow.
Bianca: the world tomorrow doesn't have any end.
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist tomorrow.
Bianca: I don't think you will. *twirls her hands and her long hair magically twists into a tight bun*
Prodilia: The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Bianca: Do you realize that I will witness the end of the world?
Prodilia: I think I recognize that you will witness the end of the world tomorrow.
Bianca: the world tomorrow doesn't have any end.
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist tomorrow.
Bianca: I don't think you will. *twirls her hands and her long hair magically twists into a tight bun*
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a reptile in your hair.
Bianca: Oh yeah, I always store my reptile in my hair.
Prodilia: You look so brilliant with that in you hair.
Bianca: My hair is so long. *caresses it*
Bianca: Oh yeah, I always store my reptile in my hair.
Prodilia: You look so brilliant with that in you hair.
Bianca: My hair is so long. *caresses it*
Xstatic1: I don't mean to be too forward but do you know anything about penis captivus?
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Roy Batty: You did last night.
aibot: If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer about -1 million? I am just a huge reptile, after all...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer about -1 million? I am just a huge reptile, after all...
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