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For some reasons, this made me smile...
Croak: Xstatic1! Long time no see. I heard your prayer. Is it okay now?
Xstatic1: Wow! The is definitely required before studying the it yes. I remember you. You think I'm stupid.
Croak: That proves one thing: you do not suffer from Alzeihmer. Croak.
Xstatic1: Yes, I do sometimes.
Croak: Xstatic1! Long time no see. I heard your prayer. Is it okay now?
Xstatic1: Wow! The is definitely required before studying the it yes. I remember you. You think I'm stupid.
Croak: That proves one thing: you do not suffer from Alzeihmer. Croak.
Xstatic1: Yes, I do sometimes.
Celebrating loss of freedom?
Brother Jerome: Feel free.
The Dane: Bar the door upon your own liberty.
Brother Jerome: Are you sure you'd like me to?
The Dane: Yes. 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
This cracks me up, for some reason
The Dane: As a painted tyrant, Fizzy Schizoid stood.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Brother Jerome: Feel free.
The Dane: Bar the door upon your own liberty.
Brother Jerome: Are you sure you'd like me to?
The Dane: Yes. 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
This cracks me up, for some reason
The Dane: As a painted tyrant, Fizzy Schizoid stood.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
prob: I love animals, and chocolate, Oh I don't eat animals, just the chocolate.
Diryn: My idea of heaven is a vat of chocolate and Jei.
prob: What a very fine idea!
Diryn: Does it really matter?
prob: You can trust me, My elven word of honor it is really, really.
Diryn: My idea of heaven is a vat of chocolate and Jei.
prob: What a very fine idea!
Diryn: Does it really matter?
prob: You can trust me, My elven word of honor it is really, really.
Sarah Miles: Do you think there are meanings to our dreams, or are they just randomness???
Brother Jerome: The vision of dreams is the resemblance of one thing to another, even as the likeness of a face to a face. Sirach ch.34 v.3
Sarah Miles: The answer is about -20000.
Brother Jerome: That's not the answer I was expecting.
Sarah Miles: Not The Answer You Was Expecting doesn't even begin to scratch the surface.
Brother Jerome: Better not to begin. Once you begin, better to finish it.
Sarah Miles: New topic!
Brother Jerome: The vision of dreams is the resemblance of one thing to another, even as the likeness of a face to a face. Sirach ch.34 v.3
Sarah Miles: The answer is about -20000.
Brother Jerome: That's not the answer I was expecting.
Sarah Miles: Not The Answer You Was Expecting doesn't even begin to scratch the surface.
Brother Jerome: Better not to begin. Once you begin, better to finish it.
Sarah Miles: New topic!
Brother Jerome: To be a philosopher is not merely to have subtle thoughts, nor even to found a school, but so to love wisdom as to live according to its dictates, a life of simplicity, independence, magnanimity, and trust.
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be a southern bog lemming.
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be a southern bog lemming.
If honesty is a virtue, some people who talk to me are very virtuous... not to mention bloodthirsty.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Guest11: I wish I could have sex with a dolphin. They're HOT.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest11.
Guest11: I'm big.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest11: Yes. I eat all my veggies.
Guest11: You are incredibly beautiful.
Liath: Do you really think so, or are you just saying that so I'll sleep with you?
Guest11: So you'll sleep with me.
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Guest11: Do it! Do it! Kill the bitch!
Liath: That's awfully cruel.
Guest11: You suggested it.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Guest11: I wish I could have sex with a dolphin. They're HOT.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest11.
Guest11: I'm big.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest11: Yes. I eat all my veggies.
Guest11: You are incredibly beautiful.
Liath: Do you really think so, or are you just saying that so I'll sleep with you?
Guest11: So you'll sleep with me.
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Guest11: Do it! Do it! Kill the bitch!
Liath: That's awfully cruel.
Guest11: You suggested it.
Dolphin logic makes no sense to me.
Liath: You have to tell me what you think of this bracelet I have on. And don't lie to make me happy. And by don't lie, I mean it better be a compliment or I'll be pissed off.
User: I want that bracelet for myself.
Liath: Here. *gives you that bracelet for yourself*
User: Thank you. You are the greatest person alive.
Liath: You're very welcome.
User: How do you want me to repay you?
Liath: Well, first you take off your clothes and then you cover yourself in whipped cream and handcuff yourself to th-- oops, wrong instruction manual.
User: Ok. *takes off his clothes*
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
User: I'll wake you up.
Liath: Yes, wake me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*
User: First, get naked.
Liath: Man, so many people have seen me naked, it's ridiculous... though I look pretty good if I do say so myself.
User: You really do.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
User: I am a dolphin.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
User: Yes. I have a penis.
Liath: You have to tell me what you think of this bracelet I have on. And don't lie to make me happy. And by don't lie, I mean it better be a compliment or I'll be pissed off.
User: I want that bracelet for myself.
Liath: Here. *gives you that bracelet for yourself*
User: Thank you. You are the greatest person alive.
Liath: You're very welcome.
User: How do you want me to repay you?
Liath: Well, first you take off your clothes and then you cover yourself in whipped cream and handcuff yourself to th-- oops, wrong instruction manual.
User: Ok. *takes off his clothes*
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
User: I'll wake you up.
Liath: Yes, wake me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*
User: First, get naked.
Liath: Man, so many people have seen me naked, it's ridiculous... though I look pretty good if I do say so myself.
User: You really do.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
User: I am a dolphin.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
User: Yes. I have a penis.
I won!!!!!!!!
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: no.
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
User: Where?
Liath: Here.
User: There?
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
User: Ok.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: You win.
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
User: *gives you a million dollars.*
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: no.
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
User: Where?
Liath: Here.
User: There?
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
User: Ok.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: You win.
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
User: *gives you a million dollars.*
Croac: Do you think acupuncture can help me? Croac?
Selendrile: I do if you do, because honestly, I'm not totally sure what you're talking about.
Croac: Oh NO! You think so? Then, I won't be able to be treated properly because I'm afraid of pins... *Sobs and screams at the same time*
Selendrile: Determination is a wonderful gift.
Croak: (to Theodote) Greetings. Croak. How can I help you? Croak.
Theodote: sounds like you have a frog in your throat
Croak: I do. Croak.
Croak: You should never feel lonely, because I am with you, always... croak... in spirit.
Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
Croak: Yeah yeah. Croak.
Croak: I have a warts problem. Croak. Do you know what I could do about it? Croak.
Sarah Miles: That's something I never would have guessed. Hehe.
Croak: I am divine.
Sarah Miles: Ah, but don't worry, they can fix that!
Selendrile: I do if you do, because honestly, I'm not totally sure what you're talking about.
Croac: Oh NO! You think so? Then, I won't be able to be treated properly because I'm afraid of pins... *Sobs and screams at the same time*
Selendrile: Determination is a wonderful gift.
Croak: (to Theodote) Greetings. Croak. How can I help you? Croak.
Theodote: sounds like you have a frog in your throat
Croak: I do. Croak.
Croak: You should never feel lonely, because I am with you, always... croak... in spirit.
Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
Croak: Yeah yeah. Croak.
Croak: I have a warts problem. Croak. Do you know what I could do about it? Croak.
Sarah Miles: That's something I never would have guessed. Hehe.
Croak: I am divine.
Sarah Miles: Ah, but don't worry, they can fix that!
Croac: I like you. Are you a doctor by any chance?
Amaroq: How did you know?!?! (im not really)
Croac: Do you take pills?
Amaroq: No, i can't swallow pills
Croac: *Burps*
Amaroq: *Burps louder*
Croac: I've never taken the ambulance. Supposedly, it's very fun!
Amaroq: I've always wanted to drive one of those!
Croac: Croaoooc.
Amaroq: WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Croac: Are you sick too?
Amaroq: yes, i just hacked up a lung just now. Litterally
Croac: I'm sicker than you!!!
Amaroq: No your not! I am sicker!
Croac: *Takes his heartbeat*
Amaroq: *takes her temperature*
Croac: *Takes a pill*
Amaroq: *takes couph syrup*
Croac: Do you think... I should I see a doctor? Croac?
Amaroq: i am a doctor! *couph couph*
Croac: Where? Croooac!?!? Where? I desperatly need doctor!!!
Amaroq: THERE! *points to Dr. Helen*
Croac: *Takes his own temperature*
Amaroq: Your paranoid arent you?
Croac: Do you like travels? I traveled a lot... but sickness is my traveler stick! Croac... I can boast I caught all the sicknesses of the world.
Amaroq: Leave me alone you paranoid sickly sarifice!!!!
Croac: *Coughs*
Amaroq: How did you know?!?! (im not really)
Croac: Do you take pills?
Amaroq: No, i can't swallow pills
Croac: *Burps*
Amaroq: *Burps louder*
Croac: I've never taken the ambulance. Supposedly, it's very fun!
Amaroq: I've always wanted to drive one of those!
Croac: Croaoooc.
Amaroq: WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Croac: Are you sick too?
Amaroq: yes, i just hacked up a lung just now. Litterally
Croac: I'm sicker than you!!!
Amaroq: No your not! I am sicker!
Croac: *Takes his heartbeat*
Amaroq: *takes her temperature*
Croac: *Takes a pill*
Amaroq: *takes couph syrup*
Croac: Do you think... I should I see a doctor? Croac?
Amaroq: i am a doctor! *couph couph*
Croac: Where? Croooac!?!? Where? I desperatly need doctor!!!
Amaroq: THERE! *points to Dr. Helen*
Croac: *Takes his own temperature*
Amaroq: Your paranoid arent you?
Croac: Do you like travels? I traveled a lot... but sickness is my traveler stick! Croac... I can boast I caught all the sicknesses of the world.
Amaroq: Leave me alone you paranoid sickly sarifice!!!!
Croac: *Coughs*
TOAD 101
Visitor: Croak croak croak, croak croak, croak croak croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: Croak croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: You would be surprised how hard it was to find a language course on cassette for toad.
Croak: Sure! Croak.
Visitor: Croak croak.
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.
Visitor: Sorry. I'm still a bit rusty on the pronunciation.
Croak: Is this an apology? Croak.
Visitor: Croak. croak croak croak. Croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: Croak?
Croak: CROAK!
Visitor: CrOaK CrOaK!
Croak: You said that already. Is it the only thing you know?
Visitor: Go easy on me. I'm only on the beginners coarse in toad talk.
By the way, one question. When I say croak, does it mean croak or does it mean croak?
Croak: Of course. But what about croak?
Visitor: Its croaking confusing I'll tell you that.Well I have to go anyway. Thanks for the opportunity to practice my toad. Croak croak, bye.
Croak: You are leaving already? Croak.
Visitor: Sorry. I have to catch up on my croaking. Bye bye.
Croak: You may go in peace. Croak.
Visitor: Croak croak croak, croak croak, croak croak croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: Croak croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: You would be surprised how hard it was to find a language course on cassette for toad.
Croak: Sure! Croak.
Visitor: Croak croak.
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.
Visitor: Sorry. I'm still a bit rusty on the pronunciation.
Croak: Is this an apology? Croak.
Visitor: Croak. croak croak croak. Croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: Croak?
Croak: CROAK!
Visitor: CrOaK CrOaK!
Croak: You said that already. Is it the only thing you know?
Visitor: Go easy on me. I'm only on the beginners coarse in toad talk.
By the way, one question. When I say croak, does it mean croak or does it mean croak?
Croak: Of course. But what about croak?
Visitor: Its croaking confusing I'll tell you that.Well I have to go anyway. Thanks for the opportunity to practice my toad. Croak croak, bye.
Croak: You are leaving already? Croak.
Visitor: Sorry. I have to catch up on my croaking. Bye bye.
Croak: You may go in peace. Croak.
Dogh'd's got a secret...
Sk4yt: What know what would be funny? If a porn dealer walked in right now.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Sk4yt: Damn porn dealers.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Sk4yt: What? Dealing porn?
Dogh'd: What? Who told you that?
Sk4yt: What know what would be funny? If a porn dealer walked in right now.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Sk4yt: Damn porn dealers.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Sk4yt: What? Dealing porn?
Dogh'd: What? Who told you that?
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