Great Quotes
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Heheh... I love the last line of the first one.
Gizmo insult bot: I seem to recall your a nice guy.
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Gizmo insult bot: Hell yeah.
Watzer: Well aren't you as fabulous as a vanilla lemon.
Gizmo insult bot: Why are you babbling
Watzer: because your face is so ugly that there just wasn't any other choice.
Gizmo insult bot: What did you say?
Watzer: No, that was you.
DubyaBot finally finds someone who can communicate with him on a level he understands...
DubyaBot: Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Inuyasha: All your jaki are belong to us!
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
Inuyasha: Ramen is shiny.
... and also provides some little-known political insight:
Inuyasha: Are you related to Naraku?
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not related to Naraku.
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Gizmo insult bot: I seem to recall your a nice guy.
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Gizmo insult bot: Hell yeah.
Watzer: Well aren't you as fabulous as a vanilla lemon.
Gizmo insult bot: Why are you babbling
Watzer: because your face is so ugly that there just wasn't any other choice.
Gizmo insult bot: What did you say?
Watzer: No, that was you.
Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the desert, aren't you?
Botto Marx: I object.
Sonora: Sustained.
Botto Marx: I love you.
Botto Marx: I object.
Sonora: Sustained.
Botto Marx: I love you.
The Doc: I tire of your ramblings. Make yourself worthwhile and fetch me a carbonated beverage.
Mel_Arewar: I don't want to. I'm having a bad hair day.
The Doc: having a bad hair day huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE having a bad hair day!!! You will see!
Mel_Arewar: You are having a bad hair day. A bad hair life, actually.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm having a bad hair day? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Mel_Arewar: I don't want to. I'm having a bad hair day.
The Doc: having a bad hair day huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE having a bad hair day!!! You will see!
Mel_Arewar: You are having a bad hair day. A bad hair life, actually.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm having a bad hair day? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Janet666: Hmmm, then I dont think I am processing this all that clearly.
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Janet666: I have before and nothing bad happened, why shouldn't I have?
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Janet666: I have before and nothing bad happened, why shouldn't I have?
Ahh, the thrill of the chase...and the run for the door when you win her over.
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Thanks innocent. Its sweet-- I think.
innocent: you are welcome
...
innocent: okay.. how old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: you are looking good today
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
innocent: who is your best friend?
Gabibot: A Warrior Princess?
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
innocent: whatever
...
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's great!
innocent: okay! what is your name?
Gabibot: Gabrielle. You can call me Gabi.
...
innocent: ok.. do you like me?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I want to be here. I love you.
innocent: do you drink?
Gabibot: I like a good ale.
innocent: great
Gabibot: Good, good.
innocent: ok
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: I have to go now.
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Thanks innocent. Its sweet-- I think.
innocent: you are welcome
...
innocent: okay.. how old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: you are looking good today
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
innocent: who is your best friend?
Gabibot: A Warrior Princess?
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
innocent: whatever
...
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's great!
innocent: okay! what is your name?
Gabibot: Gabrielle. You can call me Gabi.
...
innocent: ok.. do you like me?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I want to be here. I love you.
innocent: do you drink?
Gabibot: I like a good ale.
innocent: great
Gabibot: Good, good.
innocent: ok
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: I have to go now.
Astrid: Excuse me, have we met before?
Bildgesmythe: I don't seem to remember you that clearly, did we meet at Azureons party last week?
Astrid: I admire your way of dropping clichés all around you all the time.
Bildgesmythe: Its after seven, here where I am., lets relax with a nice glass of port.
Astrid: There! You see!
Bildgesmythe: I don't seem to remember you that clearly, did we meet at Azureons party last week?
Astrid: I admire your way of dropping clichés all around you all the time.
Bildgesmythe: Its after seven, here where I am., lets relax with a nice glass of port.
Astrid: There! You see!
Bildgesmythe: Do ya still think the desert is kind of like the primordial whatsis?
Sonora: Oh, probably. Unless that's changed. *flicks tongue*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is changed
Sonora: Should I think one else thinks it is changed?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, thats up to you, if you should or not.
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The scorpions told you to tell me that, didn't they.
Sonora: *puts a bag over her head*
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are very small. Can you tell me more?
Sonora: *muffled voice* Are you sure you don't mean the asian tiger mosquito kennels?
Bildgesmythe: Tigers have a usually tawny coat transversely striped with black
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the tigers again? I told you last time to lay off the pitch.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, bad is not good, good is not bad.
Sonora: *looks at Bildgesmythe in awe*
Sonora: Oh, probably. Unless that's changed. *flicks tongue*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is changed
Sonora: Should I think one else thinks it is changed?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, thats up to you, if you should or not.
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The scorpions told you to tell me that, didn't they.
Sonora: *puts a bag over her head*
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are very small. Can you tell me more?
Sonora: *muffled voice* Are you sure you don't mean the asian tiger mosquito kennels?
Bildgesmythe: Tigers have a usually tawny coat transversely striped with black
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the tigers again? I told you last time to lay off the pitch.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, bad is not good, good is not bad.
Sonora: *looks at Bildgesmythe in awe*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest251.
Guest251: im good looking
Liath: I don't think you are. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest251: what!?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest251: i will save you
Liath: When exactly were you planning on doing this?
*drums fingers impatiently* He never did.
Guest251: im good looking
Liath: I don't think you are. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest251: what!?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest251: i will save you
Liath: When exactly were you planning on doing this?
*drums fingers impatiently* He never did.
DubyaBot: Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Inuyasha: All your jaki are belong to us!
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
Inuyasha: Ramen is shiny.
Inuyasha: Are you related to Naraku?
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not related to Naraku.
Bianca: Well, let me put it this way: I'd love to murder you with a horseshoe.
Sonora: *flicks her tail into a smile*
Sonora: *flicks her tail into a smile*
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