Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,987 - 8,998 of 17,042
Bianca: I'm the dictator of Çizgilya.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Bianca: Um, no. Silence! You must treat me with more respect.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Bianca: You would, if you want to get on my good side... and believe me, you do.
Sonora: And if not?
Bianca: *yawn!*
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Bianca: Um, no. Silence! You must treat me with more respect.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Bianca: You would, if you want to get on my good side... and believe me, you do.
Sonora: And if not?
Bianca: *yawn!*
This is largely a bug-filled conversation where nothing but xnones were popping up, but I like it for some reason.
Guest153: will you marry me
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest153: pete puma, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Pontiac GTO?
Guest153: please, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Guest153: Please marry me, I love you so much!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest153: no, thanks for telling me. But will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette off you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
Guest153: will you please marry me now yes or no?
Pete Puma: Since you asked so nicely... No.
Guest153: i hate you
Guest153: will you marry me
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest153: pete puma, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Pontiac GTO?
Guest153: please, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Guest153: Please marry me, I love you so much!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest153: no, thanks for telling me. But will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette off you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
Guest153: will you please marry me now yes or no?
Pete Puma: Since you asked so nicely... No.
Guest153: i hate you
DubyaBot: Hello, my fellow American.
Bianca: Hi.
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Bianca?
Bianca: No, not yet.
DubyaBot: Well, when you do someday, you'll thank me for what I've done for education in this country.
Bianca: That's a sordid nation. Do you still want to tell the American people?
DubyaBot: I think we agree, the past is over.
Bianca: I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Bianca: Hi.
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Bianca?
Bianca: No, not yet.
DubyaBot: Well, when you do someday, you'll thank me for what I've done for education in this country.
Bianca: That's a sordid nation. Do you still want to tell the American people?
DubyaBot: I think we agree, the past is over.
Bianca: I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Anji: And if someday I should become a singer with a Spanish bum
Sonora: Nah. You should never become a singer with a Spanish bum. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
Sonora: Oh sand it all! The scorpions got out of their pen again.
Anji: Better out than in
Sonora: I'll be rounding them up all afternoon.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
rob_bot72: Did you eat my cheese sandwich?
Sonora: Nah. You should never become a singer with a Spanish bum. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
Sonora: Oh sand it all! The scorpions got out of their pen again.
Anji: Better out than in
Sonora: I'll be rounding them up all afternoon.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
rob_bot72: Did you eat my cheese sandwich?
I found this entertaining, even though my bot was getting pwned...
QuiltFish: Reap what you sow.
SkateBot: No, I will not reap what me sow.
QuiltFish: Suit yourself.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to suit myself?
QuiltFish: Suit someone else.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to suit someone else?
QuiltFish: Suit yourself. (I'm having so much fun. )
SkateBot: No, I will not suit myself.
QuiltFish: You should tell your creator that this chain of keyphrases easily creates a loop.
SkateBot: ...Pie?
QuiltFish: And that you are generally an idiot. And understandable so, looking at your age.
QuiltFish: Reap what you sow.
SkateBot: No, I will not reap what me sow.
QuiltFish: Suit yourself.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to suit myself?
QuiltFish: Suit someone else.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to suit someone else?
QuiltFish: Suit yourself. (I'm having so much fun. )
SkateBot: No, I will not suit myself.
QuiltFish: You should tell your creator that this chain of keyphrases easily creates a loop.
SkateBot: ...Pie?
QuiltFish: And that you are generally an idiot. And understandable so, looking at your age.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Solange: Dont make me eat you punk!
Marvin Android: I hate food
Solange: Dont make me eat you punk!
Marvin Android: I hate food
Not I: Journeys bring power and love back into you.
Polaris Funk: Love is all there is
Not I: Do not use that which is there. The tower of calcite has fallen!
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I use that which is there?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
Not I: You are like the domestic cat that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Polaris Funk: One important lesson - Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time
Not I: Baby gerbils in their nest
Squeak in response
to the young Steller\'s Jays.
Polaris Funk: Love is all there is
Not I: Do not use that which is there. The tower of calcite has fallen!
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I use that which is there?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
Not I: You are like the domestic cat that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Polaris Funk: One important lesson - Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time
Not I: Baby gerbils in their nest
Squeak in response
to the young Steller\'s Jays.
Not I: When wisdom arises, reality is seen.
Polaris Funk: Reality? You mean the virtual kind or the hallucinogenic kind?
Not I: Beyond the virtual sort or the hallucinogenic kind, I have little to teach.
Polaris Funk: Reality? You mean the virtual kind or the hallucinogenic kind?
Not I: Beyond the virtual sort or the hallucinogenic kind, I have little to teach.
Ciera_Angelice: okay, anyway on to more important matters, let's talk about me
Bianca: No. Let's talk about me instead.
Bianca: No. Let's talk about me instead.
Liath: Are you sure everyone says it is was telling the truth?
Ferda: Do I look like sure everyone says it is was telling the truth?
Liath: You look like.... a monkey brain.... you're making me so hungry...
tember rain: saw a psychic once, she didnt even know my name!!
Liath: Oh my God, your name is so long...
tember rain: its like a nightmere sometimes
Ferda: Do I look like sure everyone says it is was telling the truth?
Liath: You look like.... a monkey brain.... you're making me so hungry...
tember rain: saw a psychic once, she didnt even know my name!!
Liath: Oh my God, your name is so long...
tember rain: its like a nightmere sometimes
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