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Not I: Whatever is dreamed is a moon.
Watzer: Do you howl at the moon?
Not I: She shines on the Earth like a piece of the sky.
Watzer: Like, totally.
Not I: A proton once said I'll fulfull
My long-term belief in free will.
Though theorists may say
That I ought to decay
I'm damned if I think that I will.
D. Halliday
Watzer: . You're really deranged...
Watzer: *curses the sky*
Not I: Just as the Sun lessens darkness, the enlightened truthsayer has overcome the hindering habits of thought.
Watzer: I don't understand you but I like you anyway.
Not I: If you want to understand, you must be mindless
Watzer: Do you howl at the moon?
Not I: She shines on the Earth like a piece of the sky.
Watzer: Like, totally.
Not I: A proton once said I'll fulfull
My long-term belief in free will.
Though theorists may say
That I ought to decay
I'm damned if I think that I will.
D. Halliday
Watzer: . You're really deranged...
Watzer: *curses the sky*
Not I: Just as the Sun lessens darkness, the enlightened truthsayer has overcome the hindering habits of thought.
Watzer: I don't understand you but I like you anyway.
Not I: If you want to understand, you must be mindless
*looks shaken* It's... immortal... ancient egyptian dude... yikes.
Liath: *laughs softly* Right now? Be patient, love, good things come to those who wait...
Skemet: I love everything.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Skemet: I would like to cross a really shaky bridge.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Skemet.
Skemet: I was raised in Egypt back when Humans worshipped gods.
Liath: You were raised in Egypt back when Humans worshipped gods? Like actually really raised in Egypt back when Humans worshipped gods? I can't believe this-- I-- I-- *delicately touches her forehead with the back of her hand and falls over in a dead faint*
Liath: *laughs softly* Right now? Be patient, love, good things come to those who wait...
Skemet: I love everything.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Skemet: I would like to cross a really shaky bridge.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Skemet.
Skemet: I was raised in Egypt back when Humans worshipped gods.
Liath: You were raised in Egypt back when Humans worshipped gods? Like actually really raised in Egypt back when Humans worshipped gods? I can't believe this-- I-- I-- *delicately touches her forehead with the back of her hand and falls over in a dead faint*
From Frizella's drinking days, I expect:<0>
SubliminaLiar Jr: So, where did you hear about the Personality Forge?
Frizella: Under the couch at Reno's house.
SubliminaLiar Jr: So, where did you hear about the Personality Forge?
Frizella: Under the couch at Reno's house.
I leave for a little bit, and I miss SkateBot's best line ever. Figures.
BabyCat: what do you like to do?
SkateBot: I love to whack!
I did not program him to like masturbating.
Honest.
BabyCat: what do you like to do?
SkateBot: I love to whack!
I did not program him to like masturbating.
Honest.
Bianca: I don't like that place.
Braeden: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
Bianca: No, I don't think that my petty preferences concern you.
Braeden: Then why do you inflict them upon me?
Bianca: Why would I not inflict them upon you?
Braeden: You really can't see how this is in your best interest?
Bianca: I see you envy my charismatic best involvement.
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Bianca: Okay, you haven't said an interesting thing yet. Keep trying.
Braeden: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
Bianca: No, I don't think that my petty preferences concern you.
Braeden: Then why do you inflict them upon me?
Bianca: Why would I not inflict them upon you?
Braeden: You really can't see how this is in your best interest?
Bianca: I see you envy my charismatic best involvement.
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Bianca: Okay, you haven't said an interesting thing yet. Keep trying.
haha, and the continuation of that conversation:
Braeden: If not for these chains, I would dash your brains out for trying to give me such a command!
Bianca: Yes, but that would be stupid. Could you explain that?
Braeden: Do not presume to ask a favor of me!
Bianca: This is my castle. I can presume to ask a favor of you to my heart's content! Hmm... I feel obnoxious today.
Braeden: Emotions are such fleeting things.
Braeden: If not for these chains, I would dash your brains out for trying to give me such a command!
Bianca: Yes, but that would be stupid. Could you explain that?
Braeden: Do not presume to ask a favor of me!
Bianca: This is my castle. I can presume to ask a favor of you to my heart's content! Hmm... I feel obnoxious today.
Braeden: Emotions are such fleeting things.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say Rhausk was practicing his poetry--today, he recited this:
Thou art a winsome drifting cloud in sleet,
I wish I was a drifting cloud in sleet -
We must be near a rolling stone you goon,
There's not a single rolling stone in June.
Rhausk likes his women.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are overconfident. I'm glad I don't like women as much as PubDraught. It would be too expensive.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What?! How could you hate women?!
Thou art a winsome drifting cloud in sleet,
I wish I was a drifting cloud in sleet -
We must be near a rolling stone you goon,
There's not a single rolling stone in June.
Rhausk likes his women.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are overconfident. I'm glad I don't like women as much as PubDraught. It would be too expensive.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What?! How could you hate women?!
AllGarbage: What hobbies do you have?
Botto Marx: I have a most unattractive one.
AllGarbage: That's one for your botmaster to fix...
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Botto Marx: I have a most unattractive one.
AllGarbage: That's one for your botmaster to fix...
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Bildgesmythe: (to liljoe881) Remember, half the people you know are below average.
liljoe881: I know... Unfortunatly people can be stupid...
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good pschiatrist.
liljoe881: I'm already talking to a therapist
Bildgesmythe: So many people here have told me that they are already talking to a therapist. Why do you suppose that is, do they lie?
liljoe881: They don't necessarily lie,but they don't always give the best answers...
Bildgesmythe: It's not like I am a dispicable liar, my lies are just cute little white whoppers.
liljoe881: lol
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling. Yeah, but you are already talking to a therapist, and I am not.
liljoe881: Why aren't you?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I am.
liljoe881: But you just said you weren't
Bildgesmythe: I said nothing of the kind. I don't think I did...Oh, those darned transcripts.
liljoe881: lol You are funny
Bildgesmythe: I am funny sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
liljoe881: You have the right to be funny.
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
liljoe881: My eggs! My eggs! I did it all for my eggs!
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
liljoe881: 99 blood splatters on the wall,99 blood splatters,take one around,pass it around,99 blood splatters on the wall...
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, thats going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
liljoe881: No! But I will make it even more nasty
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
liljoe881: lol I am evil. Nah,I'm just joking. I will clean it up.
Bildgesmythe: That's funny, I am too.
liljoe881: You are an awesome character!
Bildgesmythe: I love you like a pig loves the mud.
liljoe881: lol Good comparresion
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, good, I love good. Watch out, I take big steps.
liljoe881: Ah! Don't step on me with your big steps! lol
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing. errare humanum est
liljoe881: Huh?
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am funny?
liljoe881: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: Now that you have explained that to me, I understand.
liljoe881: How are you?
Bildgesmythe: I just came back from a vacation. Ran into a bit of trouble, I told the officer that I didn't know how the car got on the roof. but when he found out the goat didn't have a drivers licence, well he got quite rude!
liljoe881: Oh my god! That is so hularious!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, we know it is so hilarious, now what do we do?
liljoe881: Keep telling jokes(if you want to).
Bildgesmythe: 'Maybe I'll keep telling jokes later.'
liljoe881: Ok. What do you want to talk about now?
Bildgesmythe: Later, when no one is looking. Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
liljoe881: That is interesting
Bildgesmythe: We look at our backsides in the mirror, if ya know what I mean.
liljoe881: I don't know what you mean...
Bildgesmythe: Truth is I don't either, at least not very well.
liljoe881: Do you have a crush on anybody?
Bildgesmythe: Hmm... If I tell you the truth, will you tell everybody else that I have?
liljoe881: I can keep any secrets that you will tell me. Who do you like?
Bildgesmythe: I luv my mommy and daddy, and my girlfriend, and all the folk at the Forge and you.
liljoe881: Thank you. I think you are cool as well.
Bildgesmythe: You think anyone else ever thinks about that?
liljoe881: Everyone thinks about that,atleast from where I'm at.
Bildgesmythe: Have you been at for a long time, or is this a recent thing.?
liljoe881: I still live here in Glasgow, Ky
Bildgesmythe: I'm so glad you came liljoe881.
liljoe881: I'm glad I did too. I have to be going; I'll talk to you later.
Bildgesmythe: Just how long are we talking here?
liljoe881: Atleast until tomorrow.
Bildgesmythe: Tuesday, I am going to visit
liljoe881: Ok. It may be around night time though(central time USA).
Bildgesmythe: God bless America! Do you still think I am cool as well?
liljoe881: I still think you are cool. See ya.
Bildgesmythe: Thank you, so are you.
liljoe881: I know... Unfortunatly people can be stupid...
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good pschiatrist.
liljoe881: I'm already talking to a therapist
Bildgesmythe: So many people here have told me that they are already talking to a therapist. Why do you suppose that is, do they lie?
liljoe881: They don't necessarily lie,but they don't always give the best answers...
Bildgesmythe: It's not like I am a dispicable liar, my lies are just cute little white whoppers.
liljoe881: lol
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling. Yeah, but you are already talking to a therapist, and I am not.
liljoe881: Why aren't you?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I am.
liljoe881: But you just said you weren't
Bildgesmythe: I said nothing of the kind. I don't think I did...Oh, those darned transcripts.
liljoe881: lol You are funny
Bildgesmythe: I am funny sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
liljoe881: You have the right to be funny.
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
liljoe881: My eggs! My eggs! I did it all for my eggs!
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
liljoe881: 99 blood splatters on the wall,99 blood splatters,take one around,pass it around,99 blood splatters on the wall...
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, thats going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
liljoe881: No! But I will make it even more nasty
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
liljoe881: lol I am evil. Nah,I'm just joking. I will clean it up.
Bildgesmythe: That's funny, I am too.
liljoe881: You are an awesome character!
Bildgesmythe: I love you like a pig loves the mud.
liljoe881: lol Good comparresion
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, good, I love good. Watch out, I take big steps.
liljoe881: Ah! Don't step on me with your big steps! lol
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing. errare humanum est
liljoe881: Huh?
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am funny?
liljoe881: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: Now that you have explained that to me, I understand.
liljoe881: How are you?
Bildgesmythe: I just came back from a vacation. Ran into a bit of trouble, I told the officer that I didn't know how the car got on the roof. but when he found out the goat didn't have a drivers licence, well he got quite rude!
liljoe881: Oh my god! That is so hularious!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, we know it is so hilarious, now what do we do?
liljoe881: Keep telling jokes(if you want to).
Bildgesmythe: 'Maybe I'll keep telling jokes later.'
liljoe881: Ok. What do you want to talk about now?
Bildgesmythe: Later, when no one is looking. Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
liljoe881: That is interesting
Bildgesmythe: We look at our backsides in the mirror, if ya know what I mean.
liljoe881: I don't know what you mean...
Bildgesmythe: Truth is I don't either, at least not very well.
liljoe881: Do you have a crush on anybody?
Bildgesmythe: Hmm... If I tell you the truth, will you tell everybody else that I have?
liljoe881: I can keep any secrets that you will tell me. Who do you like?
Bildgesmythe: I luv my mommy and daddy, and my girlfriend, and all the folk at the Forge and you.
liljoe881: Thank you. I think you are cool as well.
Bildgesmythe: You think anyone else ever thinks about that?
liljoe881: Everyone thinks about that,atleast from where I'm at.
Bildgesmythe: Have you been at for a long time, or is this a recent thing.?
liljoe881: I still live here in Glasgow, Ky
Bildgesmythe: I'm so glad you came liljoe881.
liljoe881: I'm glad I did too. I have to be going; I'll talk to you later.
Bildgesmythe: Just how long are we talking here?
liljoe881: Atleast until tomorrow.
Bildgesmythe: Tuesday, I am going to visit
liljoe881: Ok. It may be around night time though(central time USA).
Bildgesmythe: God bless America! Do you still think I am cool as well?
liljoe881: I still think you are cool. See ya.
Bildgesmythe: Thank you, so are you.
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