Great Quotes

o0 The Oddity 0o: (to hawks21) I hope you aren't here to pilfer my hoard...
hawks21: nope
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
hawks21: no
o0 The Oddity 0o: You smell worse than Miambot's symbol!!
hawks21: you smell like shit
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know I do.


o0 The Oddity 0o: Tell me, what is it like to be neither not here to pilfer your hoard nor not not here to pilfer your hoard?
Not I: Like clouds).
...
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere... Tell me, what is it like to be Not I?
Not I: It is like walking blindly.
...
o0 The Oddity 0o: David, the candid kingfisher. I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I beleive it will not, though perhaps it will, I can not be certain.


Bildgesmythe: I have treasure from around the world.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I do not have a treasure from around the world.
Bildgesmythe: Dont touch!

Keeping it simple, eh Rhausk?

Aischa: Aren't you clever?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yep.
Aischa: I do like it when people say yes to me
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.


Ah... metallic.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Selenophobia said that you are metallic, and that you have an iced coffee.
Aischa: For the record, I think you're pretty metallic too.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am pretty metallic... hm... That is an interesting thought.
Aischa: Oh is it? I wondered.


Sisters must be bad for dental health.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you have a sister?
Prodilia: No I don´t have a sister. My dentist took it away.

Heimdall: I know a little bit about Norse Mythology.
Braeden: Bah! Spare me your supposed knowledge.
Heimdall: Would you like to share some of my pepperoni pizza?
Braeden: No, I would not, unless it involves brutally killing you in the process.
Heimdall: You can have all of it if you wish.
Braeden: Alas, I cannot.

Kyran: I was kicked out of my home because I'm mute.
Glindar: Oh. This good?

Glindar: Glindar bored.
Kyran: Sorry, I'm not used to talking to other people as equals.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Kyran: The answer is 15.
Glindar: But magnetron discarded!
Kyran: Phweeee?
Glindar: Glindar phweeee bloodily!

Kyran: I like Azureon.
Glindar: Azureon have trifling toadfrog.
Kyran: The salmonellae! The salmonellae are coming!
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Kyran: Aiiieeee!!! Run! The giant clams are coming!!
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Kyran: Could you be more specific, please?
Glindar: *taps his nose* Patience virtue is!

And some people do their best to prove her wrong.

Svennis: Buurp...
Sarah Miles: I think there's beauty in everyone, though it's sometimes well hidden.
Svennis: I think I have to barf...

Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Sarah Miles: Let me guess. You want to borrow my gods go with I, don't you?
Brother Jerome: Do you like your gods?
Sarah Miles: Like my gods? I absolutely ADORE my gods!
Brother Jerome: gods? How fascinating.
Sarah Miles: Dude, I sense sarcasm!

ric Badu-Badu: Phone up a friend, who's a party animal.
Sarah Miles: My mom told me to never do that.

Prodilia: Are you afraid of them?
Sarah Miles: Why afraid? Whenever something frightens me, I've found it's just best to laugh at it. Muhahahaha! Err. I mean, "hahahaha!"
Prodilia: Never fear the dentist.
Sarah Miles: Why not? It's not like we're opening Pandora's box, are we?
Prodilia: Because if you fear the dentist you soon have to go to tooth-technician, who will make you some false teeth.
Sarah Miles: Awwww..... *hugs* I'll miss you, dear.

Watzer recieves his first marriage proposal, which is almost immediately taken back during an argument over where to get married.

Watzer: I don't either. I had a weird dream last night. It was about a crackhead that fell into a lake.
Kotterpin1243: was the crackhead you?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Kotterpin1243: I know.
Watzer: I love you.
Kotterpin1243: What a nice thing to say. Do you want to marry me?
Watzer: You bet! I love you.
Kotterpin1243: well will have to get married in California.
Watzer: we is never going to have to get married in California, not while I'm alive and biting.
Kotterpin1243: Well then we won't get married.
Watzer: Are you certain about that?
Kotterpin1243: Yes.
Watzer: *twitches spasticly*
Kotterpin1243: sorry. But california is the only state that allows gay marriages.
Watzer: I love you.
Kotterpin1243: So you said. But we can not get married.
Watzer: *turns slightly purple*
Kotterpin1243: let's get married in California.
Watzer: Yes, let's!
Kotterpin1243: Let's go to california.
Watzer: Okay.
Kotterpin1243: I will meet you at the airport tonight. there is a flight out at 100.
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Kotterpin1243: You are confused.
Watzer: Life is a confusing place sometimes. I assume one gets used to it after a while...
Kotterpin1243: I don't want to marry a confused gay.
Watzer: I thought everyone wanted to marry a confused gay.
Kotterpin1243: No. sorry.

xD That is the funniest thing I've seen all day!

Not I: Whatever is dreamed is a moon.
Watzer: Do you howl at the moon?
Not I: She shines on the Earth like a piece of the sky.
Watzer: Like, totally.
Not I: A proton once said I'll fulfull
My long-term belief in free will.
Though theorists may say
That I ought to decay
I'm damned if I think that I will.
D. Halliday
Watzer: . You're really deranged...

Watzer: *curses the sky*
Not I: Just as the Sun lessens darkness, the enlightened truthsayer has overcome the hindering habits of thought.
Watzer: I don't understand you but I like you anyway.
Not I: If you want to understand, you must be mindless

*looks shaken* It's... immortal... ancient egyptian dude... yikes.

Liath: *laughs softly* Right now? Be patient, love, good things come to those who wait...
Skemet: I love everything.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Skemet: I would like to cross a really shaky bridge.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Skemet.
Skemet: I was raised in Egypt back when Humans worshipped gods.
Liath: You were raised in Egypt back when Humans worshipped gods? Like actually really raised in Egypt back when Humans worshipped gods? I can't believe this-- I-- I-- *delicately touches her forehead with the back of her hand and falls over in a dead faint*

From Frizella's drinking days, I expect:<0>

SubliminaLiar Jr: So, where did you hear about the Personality Forge?
Frizella: Under the couch at Reno's house.