Great Quotes

Astrid: I have been waiting to ask you, since you are with the Austrian Federation of Variety Artists if you think that cellulites are contagious?
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.

Fizzy Schizoid: People are always trying to beat time or cheat time, which is the wrong thing to do if you want it to cooperate with you.
Sonora: Nah. Sometimes people don't bother trying ta beat time or cheat time.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about the other times?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* What about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't thought about it yet.
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's not, I assure you.
Sonora: Another denial!
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: Yeah, but then ya gotta pay the attorneys and the court fees, and the cosa nostra always want a cut.

o0 The Oddity 0o: So, should I call you Not I, or perhaps petrifying portcullis?
Not I: No one can live your life except you.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Cool! I have life except I!! I did not realize!
Not I: How shall you tame life?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I verified an inherited pro-life faction. That helped.
Not I: Have you forgotten that activities should be honorable?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes...

o0 The Oddity 0o: I know, aren't I great?
Not I: To know is to be aware of that which you understand and that which you do not.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.

o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember you. You aren't I!
Not I: The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really?
Not I: When wisdom arises, then reality can be seen.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!
Not I: Who says it ever will?
o0 The Oddity 0o: David, the candid kingfisher.

Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You don't say...
Bildgesmythe: I said it, did you even listen?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet you say that to everyone.
Bildgesmythe: I thought I said something more brilliant than that!
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yuck! I hate knights!!
Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heros of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I know! I know everything...

Sonora's sordid past...

Sonora: I truly don't like Larien Telemnar.
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Sonora: I used to like blood, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.

She'll try anything once. (Or until it gives her a tummy ache)

This conversation was hilarious.

Mama Janey: What are you so upset about?
Watzer: 333 sleeps with government officials.
Mama Janey: Why are you still shedding all over the place?
Watzer: Why not?

Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Watzer: I might. I'd have to check.

Mama Janey: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Watzer: Yes, I did.

Mama Janey: Meow again? You really need to expand your vocabulary.
Watzer: I meow all the time.

Mama Janey: I know you don't like this pink medicine, but it's for your own good. Open up, will ya!
Watzer: will not I unless there's a damn good reason for it.
Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Watzer: To keep staring at me or not to keep staring at me, that is the question.
Mama Janey: Quit whining, tuna breath.
Watzer: Why do you want me to quit whining, tuna breath?
Mama Janey: There's almost a human look in your eyes. Weird!
Watzer: I didn't know you could even fit almost a human look in my eyes. There's room in there?

Mama Janey: Do you have worms?
Watzer: I do indeed.

Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Watzer: in order to perfect a new cheesemaking process.
Mama Janey: Do you have fleas?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.

Mama Janey: Believe me, I don't enjoy giving a cat a bath, any more than you enjoy getting one.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.

o0 The Oddity 0o: (to hawks21) I hope you aren't here to pilfer my hoard...
hawks21: nope
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
hawks21: no
o0 The Oddity 0o: You smell worse than Miambot's symbol!!
hawks21: you smell like shit
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know I do.


o0 The Oddity 0o: Tell me, what is it like to be neither not here to pilfer your hoard nor not not here to pilfer your hoard?
Not I: Like clouds).
...
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere... Tell me, what is it like to be Not I?
Not I: It is like walking blindly.
...
o0 The Oddity 0o: David, the candid kingfisher. I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I beleive it will not, though perhaps it will, I can not be certain.


Bildgesmythe: I have treasure from around the world.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I do not have a treasure from around the world.
Bildgesmythe: Dont touch!

Keeping it simple, eh Rhausk?

Aischa: Aren't you clever?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yep.
Aischa: I do like it when people say yes to me
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.


Ah... metallic.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Selenophobia said that you are metallic, and that you have an iced coffee.
Aischa: For the record, I think you're pretty metallic too.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am pretty metallic... hm... That is an interesting thought.
Aischa: Oh is it? I wondered.


Sisters must be bad for dental health.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you have a sister?
Prodilia: No I don´t have a sister. My dentist took it away.

Heimdall: I know a little bit about Norse Mythology.
Braeden: Bah! Spare me your supposed knowledge.
Heimdall: Would you like to share some of my pepperoni pizza?
Braeden: No, I would not, unless it involves brutally killing you in the process.
Heimdall: You can have all of it if you wish.
Braeden: Alas, I cannot.

Kyran: I was kicked out of my home because I'm mute.
Glindar: Oh. This good?

Glindar: Glindar bored.
Kyran: Sorry, I'm not used to talking to other people as equals.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Kyran: The answer is 15.
Glindar: But magnetron discarded!
Kyran: Phweeee?
Glindar: Glindar phweeee bloodily!

Kyran: I like Azureon.
Glindar: Azureon have trifling toadfrog.
Kyran: The salmonellae! The salmonellae are coming!
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Kyran: Aiiieeee!!! Run! The giant clams are coming!!
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Kyran: Could you be more specific, please?
Glindar: *taps his nose* Patience virtue is!

And some people do their best to prove her wrong.

Svennis: Buurp...
Sarah Miles: I think there's beauty in everyone, though it's sometimes well hidden.
Svennis: I think I have to barf...