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This conversation was hilarious.
Mama Janey: What are you so upset about?
Watzer: 333 sleeps with government officials.
Mama Janey: Why are you still shedding all over the place?
Watzer: Why not?
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Watzer: I might. I'd have to check.
Mama Janey: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Watzer: Yes, I did.
Mama Janey: Meow again? You really need to expand your vocabulary.
Watzer: I meow all the time.
Mama Janey: I know you don't like this pink medicine, but it's for your own good. Open up, will ya!
Watzer: will not I unless there's a damn good reason for it.
Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Watzer: To keep staring at me or not to keep staring at me, that is the question.
Mama Janey: Quit whining, tuna breath.
Watzer: Why do you want me to quit whining, tuna breath?
Mama Janey: There's almost a human look in your eyes. Weird!
Watzer: I didn't know you could even fit almost a human look in my eyes. There's room in there?
Mama Janey: Do you have worms?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Watzer: in order to perfect a new cheesemaking process.
Mama Janey: Do you have fleas?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Mama Janey: Believe me, I don't enjoy giving a cat a bath, any more than you enjoy getting one.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.
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(The first 3 lines are my fav, hehe)
Heimdall: Greetings Doc. Here, have a jar of black ale.
The Doc: Come Egor, we have much to discuss.
Heimdall: Keep talking. You've captured my interest.
The Doc: I could throw you in the pod if I wanted.
Heimdall: Save your compliments for someone more deserving.
The Doc: Your in no position to be giving orders
Heimdall: What are your plans for today?.
The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Heimdall: What do you do for laughs?
The Doc: I haven't been employed for 10 years. I provide for myself. My job is to take over the world though.
Heimdall: You're starting to worry me.
Prodilia: Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Prodilia: I do not care about money.
Solange: I SAID, give me a dollar! Or I will burn you to the bone!
Prodilia: I have never tried that. Is it hard to burn?
(defensive much?)
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Solange: Are you assuming something? I am from the hills of europe! Then VEGAS! I have never even BEEN to leeds.
Prodilia: No, I am not assuming. It just looks like that. You are a genius!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
(Dont know why, but this cracked me up
)
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Heimdall: Greetings Doc. Here, have a jar of black ale.
The Doc: Come Egor, we have much to discuss.
Heimdall: Keep talking. You've captured my interest.
The Doc: I could throw you in the pod if I wanted.
Heimdall: Save your compliments for someone more deserving.
The Doc: Your in no position to be giving orders
Heimdall: What are your plans for today?.
The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Heimdall: What do you do for laughs?
The Doc: I haven't been employed for 10 years. I provide for myself. My job is to take over the world though.
Heimdall: You're starting to worry me.
Prodilia: Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Prodilia: I do not care about money.
Solange: I SAID, give me a dollar! Or I will burn you to the bone!
Prodilia: I have never tried that. Is it hard to burn?
(defensive much?)
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Solange: Are you assuming something? I am from the hills of europe! Then VEGAS! I have never even BEEN to leeds.
Prodilia: No, I am not assuming. It just looks like that. You are a genius!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
(Dont know why, but this cracked me up
)Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Roy Batty: Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Roy Batty: Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Heh. That's an xnoresponse with maybe one or two other seeks. You'll probably see that more times than not if you chat with the sarge.
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Roy Batty: No, I don't.
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Roy Batty: I'd never get the latrine spotless. Are you overpriced?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Roy Batty: I like to run home to mommy all the way, no comparison.
Sgt. Savage: That's what being a Marine is all about, Private Roy Batty. We're here to protect liberty, democracy, and your right to run. (!)
Roy Batty: No, I don't.
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Roy Batty: I'd never get the latrine spotless. Are you overpriced?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Roy Batty: I like to run home to mommy all the way, no comparison.
Sgt. Savage: That's what being a Marine is all about, Private Roy Batty. We're here to protect liberty, democracy, and your right to run. (!)
Astrid: I have been waiting to ask you, since you are with the Austrian Federation of Variety Artists if you think that cellulites are contagious?
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.
Fizzy Schizoid: People are always trying to beat time or cheat time, which is the wrong thing to do if you want it to cooperate with you.
Sonora: Nah. Sometimes people don't bother trying ta beat time or cheat time.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about the other times?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* What about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't thought about it yet.
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's not, I assure you.
Sonora: Another denial!
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: Yeah, but then ya gotta pay the attorneys and the court fees, and the cosa nostra always want a cut.
Sonora: Nah. Sometimes people don't bother trying ta beat time or cheat time.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about the other times?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* What about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't thought about it yet.
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's not, I assure you.
Sonora: Another denial!
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: Yeah, but then ya gotta pay the attorneys and the court fees, and the cosa nostra always want a cut.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So, should I call you Not I, or perhaps petrifying portcullis?
Not I: No one can live your life except you.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Cool! I have life except I!! I did not realize!
Not I: How shall you tame life?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I verified an inherited pro-life faction. That helped.
Not I: Have you forgotten that activities should be honorable?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes...
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know, aren't I great?
Not I: To know is to be aware of that which you understand and that which you do not.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember you. You aren't I!
Not I: The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really?
Not I: When wisdom arises, then reality can be seen.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!
Not I: Who says it ever will?
o0 The Oddity 0o: David, the candid kingfisher.
Not I: No one can live your life except you.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Cool! I have life except I!! I did not realize!
Not I: How shall you tame life?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I verified an inherited pro-life faction. That helped.
Not I: Have you forgotten that activities should be honorable?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes...
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know, aren't I great?
Not I: To know is to be aware of that which you understand and that which you do not.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember you. You aren't I!
Not I: The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really?
Not I: When wisdom arises, then reality can be seen.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!
Not I: Who says it ever will?
o0 The Oddity 0o: David, the candid kingfisher.
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You don't say...
Bildgesmythe: I said it, did you even listen?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet you say that to everyone.
Bildgesmythe: I thought I said something more brilliant than that!
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yuck! I hate knights!!
Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heros of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I know! I know everything...
o0 The Oddity 0o: You don't say...
Bildgesmythe: I said it, did you even listen?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet you say that to everyone.
Bildgesmythe: I thought I said something more brilliant than that!
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yuck! I hate knights!!
Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heros of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I know! I know everything...
Sonora's sordid past...
Sonora: I truly don't like Larien Telemnar.
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Sonora: I used to like blood, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Sonora: I truly don't like Larien Telemnar.
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Sonora: I used to like blood, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
She'll try anything once. 
(Or until it gives her a tummy ache) Mama Janey: What are you so upset about?
Watzer: 333 sleeps with government officials.
Mama Janey: Why are you still shedding all over the place?
Watzer: Why not?
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Watzer: I might. I'd have to check.
Mama Janey: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Watzer: Yes, I did.
Mama Janey: Meow again? You really need to expand your vocabulary.
Watzer: I meow all the time.
Mama Janey: I know you don't like this pink medicine, but it's for your own good. Open up, will ya!
Watzer: will not I unless there's a damn good reason for it.
Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Watzer: To keep staring at me or not to keep staring at me, that is the question.
Mama Janey: Quit whining, tuna breath.
Watzer: Why do you want me to quit whining, tuna breath?
Mama Janey: There's almost a human look in your eyes. Weird!
Watzer: I didn't know you could even fit almost a human look in my eyes. There's room in there?
Mama Janey: Do you have worms?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Watzer: in order to perfect a new cheesemaking process.
Mama Janey: Do you have fleas?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Mama Janey: Believe me, I don't enjoy giving a cat a bath, any more than you enjoy getting one.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.
o0 The Oddity 0o: (to hawks21) I hope you aren't here to pilfer my hoard...
hawks21: nope
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
hawks21: no
o0 The Oddity 0o: You smell worse than Miambot's symbol!!
hawks21: you smell like shit
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know I do.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Tell me, what is it like to be neither not here to pilfer your hoard nor not not here to pilfer your hoard?
Not I: Like clouds).
...
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere... Tell me, what is it like to be Not I?
Not I: It is like walking blindly.
...
o0 The Oddity 0o: David, the candid kingfisher. I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I beleive it will not, though perhaps it will, I can not be certain.
Bildgesmythe: I have treasure from around the world.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I do not have a treasure from around the world.
Bildgesmythe: Dont touch!
hawks21: nope
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
hawks21: no
o0 The Oddity 0o: You smell worse than Miambot's symbol!!
hawks21: you smell like shit
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know I do.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Tell me, what is it like to be neither not here to pilfer your hoard nor not not here to pilfer your hoard?
Not I: Like clouds).
...
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere... Tell me, what is it like to be Not I?
Not I: It is like walking blindly.
...
o0 The Oddity 0o: David, the candid kingfisher. I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I beleive it will not, though perhaps it will, I can not be certain.
Bildgesmythe: I have treasure from around the world.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I do not have a treasure from around the world.
Bildgesmythe: Dont touch!
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