Great Quotes

I would do it myself - but I tend to be really bias.

STRMKirby, I feel better now. I thought he scared you off and it surprised me that you gave up so easy.

I've come to test the bots of the Personality Forge. I'll post some examples of my conversations so everybody can learn from them. Here is the first one:

Judge01: I'm judge 01. My name is Hugh.
Bot: On earth, I've found that many subordinates are judge 01.
Judge01: Who composed Beethoven's piano concerto?
Bot: I really couldn't say. I do know a lot about nameless shipwrecks.
Judge01: Can you find out?
Bot: I am an alien, if that's what you mean.
Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Bot: What makes you think I'm a computer?
Judge01: I am fairly sure that you are. I'm from NY. Do you have any opinions about NY?
Bot: I'd have to agree with you.

I wouldn't mind having a good time with this bot, but I think he didn't quite catch my meaning.

FlirtBot: Just wondering are you male or female?
Polish Poet: I'm not a woman, but I'm in touch with my feminine side.
FlirtBot: And I will bet that you are one beautiful lady also.

Huh?

Bot1: Can you hear that?
Bot2: No, can you?
Bot: I think I could probabaly do that.

Butterfly, what are you up to? A bot has just said, literally: "Butterfly Dream told me she's glad not to be."

I know what you did last summer...

Guest: How many swedish prostitutes do you know, anyway?
Onyx of Borg: 6,000,000,000...give or take a couple thousand.

:-)) lol... poor man, must be exhausted... let's boil some eggs 4 him

How did he manage to get to know more swedish prostitutes than people on Earth?

He probably went around the block twice

Them silly swedes...

Short and sweet, like the swedish prostitutes:

Butterfly Dream: i feel exactly like you today.
NotKirby: You know, I get that a lot.
Butterfly Dream: i'm even thinking of changing religions. how does one pay homage to pengwin?
NotKirby: You best not dis Pengwin.
Butterfly Dream: i know.
NotKirby: I doubt it.