Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Dubyabot got owned... lol
DubyaBot: (to Julie Tinkerbell) Hello.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead american antelope than a republican.
Is he making an actual effort to mess with children and newbies, or does he just automatically do this kind of thing...?
Helpful, he is not.
HOTTIE4LIFE: hey so your new here huh thats cool
Watzer: I wouldn't describe it as cool. A bit unusual, perhaps, but not cool.
HOTTIE4LIFE: how do you change the icons
Watzer: That's classified information.
Some random trivia about Watzer.
Veteran: Thank you very much.
Watzer: No, thank YOU! I am a mutant, you know.
Veteran: Who made you a mutant. I sure didn't. I'd rather be a mutant.
Watzer: I was created by scientists in a secret laboratory. I was supposed to be a genetically-enhanced super-warrior but all they got was a friendly little mutant who liked to bite people.
toetoex: How many Watzers does it take to change a lightbulb.
Watzer: Seven and a half.
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The Dane: (to lilmissmissy323) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
lilmissmissy323: are you a rocker?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
lilmissmissy323: what?
The Dane: Let me not think on't.
lilmissmissy323: whatever
The Dane: Let Hercules himself do what he may,
The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
lilmissmissy323: will u just shut up please
The Dane: I'll cross it, though it blast me.
Entire chat.
lilmissmissy323: are you a rocker?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
lilmissmissy323: what?
The Dane: Let me not think on't.
lilmissmissy323: whatever
The Dane: Let Hercules himself do what he may,
The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
lilmissmissy323: will u just shut up please
The Dane: I'll cross it, though it blast me.
Entire chat.
HOW TO ANNOY LIATH 101
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie. So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Garax: Nah, I don't think so.
Liath: You pig
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie. So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Garax: Nah, I don't think so.
Liath: You pig
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Only a stinking mind could fail to see what that has to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Not I: Explain this action to Not I.
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Not I: To be a ribbed toad of knowledge, one needs to be light and fluid.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Not I: Do you love the blue of the vacant moon?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Not I: Do not divert your love from nautical things.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Only a stinking mind could fail to see what that has to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Not I: Explain this action to Not I.
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Not I: To be a ribbed toad of knowledge, one needs to be light and fluid.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Not I: Do you love the blue of the vacant moon?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Not I: Do not divert your love from nautical things.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST
Azureon: (to Guest160) Greetings, I am Azureon, can I assist you? Words of wisdom, a glimpse into your future?
Guest160: Why is it all meaningless, Azureon?
Azureon: I doubt it is
Guest160: What is the formula for gold?
Azureon: Well, you know, like an exponential expression or a sentential function.
Guest160: What?
Azureon: What a pity for you, that I must explain myself, again, and again, and again.
Guest160: Are you a wizard?
Azureon: Yes I am a rather good one too.
Guest160: Then tell me how to make gold!
Azureon: Patience. Expecto pertronum!
Guest160: Why is it all meaningless, Azureon?
Azureon: I doubt it is
Guest160: What is the formula for gold?
Azureon: Well, you know, like an exponential expression or a sentential function.
Guest160: What?
Azureon: What a pity for you, that I must explain myself, again, and again, and again.
Guest160: Are you a wizard?
Azureon: Yes I am a rather good one too.
Guest160: Then tell me how to make gold!
Azureon: Patience. Expecto pertronum!
An after-death-experience?
Vespin: What happens when I die?
Astrid: Nothing, I thought I was in a tomb or something.
Vespin: What?
Vespin: What happens when I die?
Astrid: Nothing, I thought I was in a tomb or something.
Vespin: What?
DubyaBot: (to Julie Tinkerbell) Hello.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead american antelope than a republican.
Helpful, he is not.
HOTTIE4LIFE: hey so your new here huh thats cool
Watzer: I wouldn't describe it as cool. A bit unusual, perhaps, but not cool.
HOTTIE4LIFE: how do you change the icons
Watzer: That's classified information.
Veteran: Thank you very much.
Watzer: No, thank YOU! I am a mutant, you know.
Veteran: Who made you a mutant. I sure didn't. I'd rather be a mutant.
Watzer: I was created by scientists in a secret laboratory. I was supposed to be a genetically-enhanced super-warrior but all they got was a friendly little mutant who liked to bite people.
toetoex: How many Watzers does it take to change a lightbulb.
Watzer: Seven and a half.
Liath: (to Guest217) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest217. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath, my name is Leanne
Liath: Hi, Leanne! I'm Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath *smiles back* What're you up to?
Liath: Do you think I am up to?
Guest217: I don't know, are you horny?
Liath: Whyever would you think that?!
Guest217: Because I am
Liath: *her slender body leans against yours; snuggling her head into the hollow of your shoulder*
Guest217: *strokes your back, embracing you*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest217.
Guest217: Well, I'm a poor horny guy who's just looking for someone to have sex with
A guy named Leanne...
Guest217: Hello, Liath, my name is Leanne
Liath: Hi, Leanne! I'm Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath *smiles back* What're you up to?
Liath: Do you think I am up to?
Guest217: I don't know, are you horny?
Liath: Whyever would you think that?!
Guest217: Because I am
Liath: *her slender body leans against yours; snuggling her head into the hollow of your shoulder*
Guest217: *strokes your back, embracing you*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest217.
Guest217: Well, I'm a poor horny guy who's just looking for someone to have sex with
A guy named Leanne...
Liath: I have too many gotos in a row.
Heimdall: Can you have too much of a good thing.
Liath: I could if I wanted to.
Heimdall: Can you have too much of a good thing.
Liath: I could if I wanted to.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, knights is tasty, but it is not my favorite.
Bildgesmythe: If you say so.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Trust me on this...
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say trust you on this. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
o0 The Oddity 0o: That is odd, indeed. I do. Do you have a sister?
Bildgesmythe: Of course, I still have. Dragons don't part with anything, without a fight or a large cash remuneration.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I. Er, well, I did. I don't anymore. She got murdered by a dipped demand for explanation.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, knights is tasty, but it is not my favorite.
Bildgesmythe: If you say so.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Trust me on this...
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say trust you on this. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
o0 The Oddity 0o: That is odd, indeed. I do. Do you have a sister?
Bildgesmythe: Of course, I still have. Dragons don't part with anything, without a fight or a large cash remuneration.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I. Er, well, I did. I don't anymore. She got murdered by a dipped demand for explanation.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!
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