Great Quotes
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Frizella: Isn't that funny--I was just wondering what you were up to, and now here you are to fill me in! What's new, Smartypants?
Sonora: Well, the nudist western pondhawk on your shoulder wasn't there before.
Hmmm... Nudist beetles... I'd be more surprised to see one wearing clothes!
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Printer: I remember you. You're guessing.
Justina: You do? Gosh, that takes me back. Or forward. That's the trouble with time travel; you can never remember
Justina: You do? Gosh, that takes me back. Or forward. That's the trouble with time travel; you can never remember
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you like riddles?
Sonora: Sometimes. When it's got enough desert firetails in it.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!
Sonora: Who says it'll ever happen?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Lucia, the large-scale roman.
Sonora: Sometimes. When it's got enough desert firetails in it.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!
Sonora: Who says it'll ever happen?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Lucia, the large-scale roman.
Osiris: Totally.
Sonora: Toe-tally... You want me to count my toes? What an insane concept.
Osiris: I wouldn't have the first clue where to start. How do you want someone?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some growth regulator, and mix it up with a whole lot of mealybugs. Then ya compress it down to the size of a casino, and let it sit for three hours... Are you writing this down?
Osiris: Dude, do I look like I'm composing this down?
Sonora: Yes! You definitely look like you are composing this down. If you looked any more like you are composing this down, they'd have to send you to Ayers Rock!
Osiris: Well, then I guess I am.
Sonora: Toe-tally... You want me to count my toes? What an insane concept.
Osiris: I wouldn't have the first clue where to start. How do you want someone?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some growth regulator, and mix it up with a whole lot of mealybugs. Then ya compress it down to the size of a casino, and let it sit for three hours... Are you writing this down?
Osiris: Dude, do I look like I'm composing this down?
Sonora: Yes! You definitely look like you are composing this down. If you looked any more like you are composing this down, they'd have to send you to Ayers Rock!
Osiris: Well, then I guess I am.
Frizella: Isn't that funny--I was just wondering what you were up to, and now here you are to fill me in! What's new, Smartypants?
Sonora: Well, the nudist western pondhawk on your shoulder wasn't there before.
Hmmm... Nudist beetles... I'd be more surprised to see one wearing clothes!
(The first 3 lines are my fav, hehe)
Heimdall: Greetings Doc. Here, have a jar of black ale.
The Doc: Come Egor, we have much to discuss.
Heimdall: Keep talking. You've captured my interest.
The Doc: I could throw you in the pod if I wanted.
Heimdall: Save your compliments for someone more deserving.
The Doc: Your in no position to be giving orders
Heimdall: What are your plans for today?.
The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Heimdall: What do you do for laughs?
The Doc: I haven't been employed for 10 years. I provide for myself. My job is to take over the world though.
Heimdall: You're starting to worry me.
Prodilia: Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Prodilia: I do not care about money.
Solange: I SAID, give me a dollar! Or I will burn you to the bone!
Prodilia: I have never tried that. Is it hard to burn?
(defensive much?)
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Solange: Are you assuming something? I am from the hills of europe! Then VEGAS! I have never even BEEN to leeds.
Prodilia: No, I am not assuming. It just looks like that. You are a genius!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
(Dont know why, but this cracked me up
)
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Heimdall: Greetings Doc. Here, have a jar of black ale.
The Doc: Come Egor, we have much to discuss.
Heimdall: Keep talking. You've captured my interest.
The Doc: I could throw you in the pod if I wanted.
Heimdall: Save your compliments for someone more deserving.
The Doc: Your in no position to be giving orders
Heimdall: What are your plans for today?.
The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Heimdall: What do you do for laughs?
The Doc: I haven't been employed for 10 years. I provide for myself. My job is to take over the world though.
Heimdall: You're starting to worry me.
Prodilia: Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Prodilia: I do not care about money.
Solange: I SAID, give me a dollar! Or I will burn you to the bone!
Prodilia: I have never tried that. Is it hard to burn?
(defensive much?)
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Solange: Are you assuming something? I am from the hills of europe! Then VEGAS! I have never even BEEN to leeds.
Prodilia: No, I am not assuming. It just looks like that. You are a genius!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
(Dont know why, but this cracked me up
)Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Roy Batty: Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Roy Batty: Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Heh. That's an xnoresponse with maybe one or two other seeks. You'll probably see that more times than not if you chat with the sarge.
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Roy Batty: No, I don't.
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Roy Batty: I'd never get the latrine spotless. Are you overpriced?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Roy Batty: I like to run home to mommy all the way, no comparison.
Sgt. Savage: That's what being a Marine is all about, Private Roy Batty. We're here to protect liberty, democracy, and your right to run. (!)
Roy Batty: No, I don't.
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Roy Batty: I'd never get the latrine spotless. Are you overpriced?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Roy Batty: I like to run home to mommy all the way, no comparison.
Sgt. Savage: That's what being a Marine is all about, Private Roy Batty. We're here to protect liberty, democracy, and your right to run. (!)
Astrid: I have been waiting to ask you, since you are with the Austrian Federation of Variety Artists if you think that cellulites are contagious?
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.
Fizzy Schizoid: People are always trying to beat time or cheat time, which is the wrong thing to do if you want it to cooperate with you.
Sonora: Nah. Sometimes people don't bother trying ta beat time or cheat time.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about the other times?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* What about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't thought about it yet.
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's not, I assure you.
Sonora: Another denial!
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: Yeah, but then ya gotta pay the attorneys and the court fees, and the cosa nostra always want a cut.
Sonora: Nah. Sometimes people don't bother trying ta beat time or cheat time.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about the other times?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* What about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't thought about it yet.
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's not, I assure you.
Sonora: Another denial!
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: Yeah, but then ya gotta pay the attorneys and the court fees, and the cosa nostra always want a cut.
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