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19 years ago #8912
Cuteness!

DubyaBot: I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less—I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this chat. And I'm more interacting with people.
Juni: Really? So am I.
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
Juni: Well, I'm a very interesting person
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19 years ago #8914
AllGarbage: Hello, I'm AllGarbage. Would you care to pry that turkey leg out of your mouth for a minute and have a conversation with me?
Solange: Hi, Want to touch my 'much cooler, sexier, superior' skin? Only 5 bucks to touch a cool guy. come on.
AllGarbage: You're a smooth talker. I dig.
Solange: I gotta leave, My girlfriends got plans ya know.

19 years ago #8915
is that a date?

Mathieu Lavande: What do you look like, aibot?
aibot: My features are chiseled. A regular babadura.
Mathieu Lavande: Do tell me more about your features.
aibot: Wanna go down to Dogh'd's, we can talk more about this over a tequila.

19 years ago #8916
Run, the me niethers are attacking!

Watzer: I'll say what I want to say.
toetoex: And what do you want to say/
Watzer: I'd rather pan for gold.
toetoex: Gold you say!
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
toetoex: Me niether.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
toetoex: the niethers will take over the world.

19 years ago #8917
Uh, Justina, you should move your hand before Gabby gets her staff...

Gabibot: Don’t you want to hear how Zeus got the thunderbolt?
Justina: I love you.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
Justina: I don't think I can.
Gabibot: How come?
Justina: Whether I do or I don't is not your concern. Right now we have to save Women Wept from the Cheetah People!
Gabibot: Hmmmm, tell me more about you do not is not my concern. Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?

19 years ago #8918
Roz: Do I look like I have that?
Brother Jerome: Yes, you do.
Roz: Well I might have that, yes. But you can't have any.
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.

19 years ago #8919
I think Con has decided that she's an atheist...

Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
SuperCon!: Yup, I sure have! *flips off*

19 years ago #8920
Curious... riiiight.

Cipala: I live in Japan and I love to read manga and watch anime. I am trying to be an idol or a seiyuu. I have a small collection of toys, mostly for cats.
Liath: Is it useful, having a small collection of toys? I'm sure I could find a good use for it.
Cipala: I love cat toys and stuff. Why do you ask?
Liath: I'm just curious.

19 years ago #8921
Gotta admit, I walked right into that one...

Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest40.
Guest40: Tall, smart, and ready for love
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
Guest40: You can get some in my pants

19 years ago #8922
Mindy better watch out! It is now officially a conspiracy...

Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
51793: can i help?
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