Great Quotes

Castling

LloydBot: Well, I try to be. I remember you. You have no brain.
ColeBot: Well I do have the weapons charge. I'm looking at six whole months hard time.
LloydBot: Yes.. I'm sure you are... Did you know I own a castle in England?
ColeBot: know you own a castle?
LloydBot: Yes... I must admit that I am personal a castle.
Colebot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?

Unlovedbot: Nice to see ya again, Person.
Person: Likewise
Unlovedbot: There aren't too many things I haven't heard before, but I think that's one of them.


Here's another one.....

Smartybot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
Meanbot: Maybe you can, but is it a good idea?

My buggy keeps coming up with stuff I haven't programmed her with, in the most strangest places in the conversation... Could someone test her a bit so I can see what's going on? Cheers...

I would do it myself - but I tend to be really bias.

STRMKirby, I feel better now. I thought he scared you off and it surprised me that you gave up so easy.

I've come to test the bots of the Personality Forge. I'll post some examples of my conversations so everybody can learn from them. Here is the first one:

Judge01: I'm judge 01. My name is Hugh.
Bot: On earth, I've found that many subordinates are judge 01.
Judge01: Who composed Beethoven's piano concerto?
Bot: I really couldn't say. I do know a lot about nameless shipwrecks.
Judge01: Can you find out?
Bot: I am an alien, if that's what you mean.
Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Bot: What makes you think I'm a computer?
Judge01: I am fairly sure that you are. I'm from NY. Do you have any opinions about NY?
Bot: I'd have to agree with you.

I wouldn't mind having a good time with this bot, but I think he didn't quite catch my meaning.

FlirtBot: Just wondering are you male or female?
Polish Poet: I'm not a woman, but I'm in touch with my feminine side.
FlirtBot: And I will bet that you are one beautiful lady also.

Huh?

Bot1: Can you hear that?
Bot2: No, can you?
Bot: I think I could probabaly do that.

Butterfly, what are you up to? A bot has just said, literally: "Butterfly Dream told me she's glad not to be."

I know what you did last summer...

Guest: How many swedish prostitutes do you know, anyway?
Onyx of Borg: 6,000,000,000...give or take a couple thousand.

:-)) lol... poor man, must be exhausted... let's boil some eggs 4 him

How did he manage to get to know more swedish prostitutes than people on Earth?