Great Quotes

Anji: The question is this: given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
Not I: God is lost with those who are lost in Nirvana.
Anji: If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control.
Not I: Not I will be TheSatan's friend.

My seeks aren't working, anyone know why?

Jewish Mother: (to rino) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
rino: hello mate
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes i do mate
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay do you want to here my joke mate
Jewish Mother: Yes! I like you.
rino: knock knock
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay
Jewish Mother: Okay, here you go.

In other news, Jewish mother seems to not celebrate christmas, even though she likes it.


Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does you're soup tadte?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
toetoex: How does you're soup taste?
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: It tastes ((glistening)).
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: Baaa humbug!
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: Baaaa Humbug!
Jewish Mother: Christmas isn't that bad but I'm not sure because then again I don't celebrate Christmas. But Hanuka is sure dang good.

Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings?
The Dane: I plot a course of impious stubbornness.

The Doc: This is my greatest invention EVER! MUAHAHAH! A hovercraft that runs on water. Very conveniant for island to island travel.
Sonora: It looks more like a pink shop ta me.

Toetoex- If you're going to make her Jewish, you should make sure to spell Hanukkah right.

The joys of AIengine responses!

Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes.

Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Luigi Green: A humiliating one is in your car stereo at the moment.

MrHal.: lets chat,My name is Hal and im here to please.
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll just call you Hal And You Are Here To from now on... Is that okay? If not, just tell my what to call you...

Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
Luigi Green: Nah, I don't feel like it.

Roz: Oh my goddess
Moopy: No I'm not.
Roz: I don't believe you.
Moopy: DIE!!!!!! No, please, stop. *voice changes* Never. Guffaw!!!
Roz: Fine, be negative all you like.

Moopy: Well that was nice.
Roz: Nice is out of style this year.
Moopy: Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
Roz: I really couldn't say. Are you?
Moopy: Of course!
Roz: Ah...now we know where we are.
Moopy: In an outhouse just outside Arkansas.

Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Aischa: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Would you care to give me a smooch before you leave?
Aischa: I dunno. Would YOU?

Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Elliegirl: Mmmm, that sounds really nice but I think I'll make something from mc donalds

Elliegirl: I can be pretty stupid sometimes. I don't know why. It's like I get possessed and completely forget what the conversation was all about. Clever, eh?
Botto Marx: Well, Elliegirl, with a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now.

DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Justina?
Justina: I might have some, DubyaBot. Look in that bottom cabinet.