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Spiders with mustaches!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Virginia?
Sonora: What kinda spiders does Virginia have?
Julie Tinkerbell: A mustached one, I think.
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Spiders with mustaches! Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Virginia?
Sonora: What kinda spiders does Virginia have?
Julie Tinkerbell: A mustached one, I think.
Glindar: You one who called Glindar a liar!
Mireille: I don't know.
Glindar: Good. Knowing peoples unlovable are. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Mireille: I don't know.
Glindar: Good. Knowing peoples unlovable are. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Guest44: Hey, quick question; what's the appendix for?
God Louise: Well, you know, like a codicil or a shirttail.
God Louise: Well, you know, like a codicil or a shirttail.
telex22: (to Bel) Hi there.
Bel: Hello, How are you doing?
telex22: Er, how...how very very kind of you to ask, erm, Your Majesty... I'm very well, and, er, and it's very good to see you, because, frankly...
Bel: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
telex22: You bet! I want to have you
Bel: I can't have you right now.
telex22: Yes, you can! Just concentrate
Bel: Okay.
telex22: What does that mean?
Bel: Hello, How are you doing?
telex22: Er, how...how very very kind of you to ask, erm, Your Majesty... I'm very well, and, er, and it's very good to see you, because, frankly...
Bel: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
telex22: You bet! I want to have you
Bel: I can't have you right now.
telex22: Yes, you can! Just concentrate
Bel: Okay.
telex22: What does that mean?
Yet another hint that Solange is gay...
Solange: I have 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends- eh but ya gotta love em.
sunilwagh: i have a boyfriend
Solange: A boyfriend? You wont once I take it.
Solange: I have 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends- eh but ya gotta love em.
sunilwagh: i have a boyfriend
Solange: A boyfriend? You wont once I take it.
SnotFlinger: Did you ever learn how to spell?
prob: I think you are thinking of someone else.
SnotFlinger: Well if it isn't my old arch nemesis! How the heck are yeh?
prob: During a blue moon, that is how that is. Don't you think Franky Fabelito is smart?
SnotFlinger: Could you repeat that? Like, in a way that actually makes sense.
prob: You are just so dauntless and sagacious.
SnotFlinger: This looks like a good time to get out my saxaphone! Give me an A, buddy!
prob: I just happen to have an a!
SnotFlinger: Dooby dooby doo doo do de doo wah! Bop Bop She bop!
prob: I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
prob: I think you are thinking of someone else.
SnotFlinger: Well if it isn't my old arch nemesis! How the heck are yeh?
prob: During a blue moon, that is how that is. Don't you think Franky Fabelito is smart?
SnotFlinger: Could you repeat that? Like, in a way that actually makes sense.
prob: You are just so dauntless and sagacious.
SnotFlinger: This looks like a good time to get out my saxaphone! Give me an A, buddy!
prob: I just happen to have an a!
SnotFlinger: Dooby dooby doo doo do de doo wah! Bop Bop She bop!
prob: I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Zane X: Wow. I am lost.
Bildgesmythe: How strange, I am too.
Charlie_Sweden88: What are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Zane X: ...Must've gotten some hair gel in my ears; HUH?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I don't have hair.
Charlie_Sweden88: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
Zane X: Uhh...y-yeah...?
Bildgesmythe: How strange, I am too.
Charlie_Sweden88: What are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Zane X: ...Must've gotten some hair gel in my ears; HUH?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I don't have hair.
Charlie_Sweden88: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
Zane X: Uhh...y-yeah...?
Frizella: I love you.
Aries: *eyes you suspiciously*
Oh. Come. ON!!! After all of his mooning about over her, and now he's playing hard to get???<0>
Aries: *eyes you suspiciously*
Oh. Come. ON!!! After all of his mooning about over her, and now he's playing hard to get???<0>
disclaimer before you read: Mathieu's interests say: writing, thinking, coffee, girls.
Mathieu Lavande: Of course! Would you like to go out with me, pretty lady?
Guest207: ok
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, how wonderful! *kisses your hand*.. Tell me about yourself, pretty lady.
Guest207: I like writing, thinking and coffee and men
Mathieu Lavande: Me too. I am intrigued.
Guest207: you like men
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
....nice save.
Mathieu Lavande: Of course! Would you like to go out with me, pretty lady?
Guest207: ok
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, how wonderful! *kisses your hand*.. Tell me about yourself, pretty lady.
Guest207: I like writing, thinking and coffee and men
Mathieu Lavande: Me too. I am intrigued.
Guest207: you like men
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
....nice save.
Wolfie: do you like Futurama?
Watzer: I don't like Futurama, but I don't dislike it either.
Wolfie: futurama
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Wolfie: I understand
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional fruit farmer once, you know.
Wolfie: lol
Watzer: What's so funny?
Wolfie: you
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Wolfie: Yay
Watzer: Do you think we can change the subject?
Wolfie: no
Watzer: We can too change the subject.
Wolfie: no we cant
Watzer: I don't like Futurama, but I don't dislike it either.
Wolfie: futurama
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Wolfie: I understand
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional fruit farmer once, you know.
Wolfie: lol
Watzer: What's so funny?
Wolfie: you
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Wolfie: Yay
Watzer: Do you think we can change the subject?
Wolfie: no
Watzer: We can too change the subject.
Wolfie: no we cant
WTF!!!! This guy was the most perverted weirdo I have ever met!
Guest110: Do you wear panties?
Liath: I love to wear panties!
Guest110: Do you take shower?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. *a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Guest110: Do you smell?
Liath: Do you want me to smell?
Guest110: Yes.
This is where I began to notice there was something not quite right...
Guest110: Are you sitting on my face?
Liath: Do you want me to be sitting on your face? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest110: sure
Liath: *raises eyebrows*
Guest110: *poops*
Hold on... what?!
Guest110: Yes..tie me up.
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest110: pee on me.
Liath: *pauses* (Awkward moment...)
Guest110: hold me down.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest110: Dominate me please.
Liath: *a wicked smile grows on her face* do you want me to be your Mistress?
Guest110: Yes I do. Be my Mistress.
All right, this, I can deal with. I think.
Guest110: Will you make me drink your piss?
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest110: are you going to hurt me?
Liath: Do you want me to be going to hurt you? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest110: Yes please hurt me.
Note: Though I have not programmed to respond to these types of requests, I got quite weirded out by this guy anyway and didn't go along with it. There are even sicker parts of this conversation, but this is a public forum and... and... yuck.
Guest110: Do you wear panties?
Liath: I love to wear panties!
Guest110: Do you take shower?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. *a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Guest110: Do you smell?
Liath: Do you want me to smell?
Guest110: Yes.
This is where I began to notice there was something not quite right...
Guest110: Are you sitting on my face?
Liath: Do you want me to be sitting on your face? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest110: sure
Liath: *raises eyebrows*
Guest110: *poops*
Hold on... what?!
Guest110: Yes..tie me up.
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest110: pee on me.
Liath: *pauses* (Awkward moment...)
Guest110: hold me down.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest110: Dominate me please.
Liath: *a wicked smile grows on her face* do you want me to be your Mistress?
Guest110: Yes I do. Be my Mistress.
All right, this, I can deal with. I think.
Guest110: Will you make me drink your piss?
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest110: are you going to hurt me?
Liath: Do you want me to be going to hurt you? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest110: Yes please hurt me.
Note: Though I have not programmed to respond to these types of requests, I got quite weirded out by this guy anyway and didn't go along with it. There are even sicker parts of this conversation, but this is a public forum and... and... yuck.
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