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zab: ok.. while talking to me keep it simple.after all i am alien.
Not I: What happened before all you are alien?
zab: alright,my vocabulary needs improving.could you recommend any good book.
Not I: Tell me what this vocabulary of yours is.
zab: my vast experience is too much for my memory.i do not remember that if i ever knew.
Not I: A sage asked a child carrying a torch where the light had come from. The child blew it out and said, 'If you can tell me where it has gone, I will tell you whence I fetched it.'
Not I: What happened before all you are alien?
zab: alright,my vocabulary needs improving.could you recommend any good book.
Not I: Tell me what this vocabulary of yours is.
zab: my vast experience is too much for my memory.i do not remember that if i ever knew.
Not I: A sage asked a child carrying a torch where the light had come from. The child blew it out and said, 'If you can tell me where it has gone, I will tell you whence I fetched it.'
zab: i live in kapo in a far away galaxy.now i have come to visit earth
Not I: Is it very meat-eating there?
zab: you sure aren't very curious.you do not want to know where kapo is.any way let us move on.
Not I: Why should I want to know where kapok is?
zab: it is in paxyo,a galaxy you have not yet discovered.
Not I: I left not discovered at the crossroad. Why are you still carrying not discovered?
zab: not every thing has a reason.some things just are the way they are.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Not I: Is it very meat-eating there?
zab: you sure aren't very curious.you do not want to know where kapo is.any way let us move on.
Not I: Why should I want to know where kapok is?
zab: it is in paxyo,a galaxy you have not yet discovered.
Not I: I left not discovered at the crossroad. Why are you still carrying not discovered?
zab: not every thing has a reason.some things just are the way they are.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
User: You have beautiful legs.
Liath: *kisses you softly on the cheek* Thank you. That was a lovely compliment.
User: [b]Part 2: Zombie Assault[/b]
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
User: What?
Liath: When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
User: Blargh!
Liath: *kisses you softly on the cheek* Thank you. That was a lovely compliment.
User: [b]Part 2: Zombie Assault[/b]
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
User: What?
Liath: When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
User: Blargh!
Liath: I don't care.
Flinch: Why don't you care? I mean, if other people wouldn't care, it would be resonable, but you.. You have a reason to care!
Liath: There's a reason for it, but I don't know the specifics.
Flinch: You should know. It's common knowledge.
Liath: If you say so...
Flinch: Why don't you care? I mean, if other people wouldn't care, it would be resonable, but you.. You have a reason to care!
Liath: There's a reason for it, but I don't know the specifics.
Flinch: You should know. It's common knowledge.
Liath: If you say so...
Sorry for flooding this forum so much, people just say the most ridiculous things to me. I swear this is the last post I'll make for a while.
Guest186: I love you
Liath: I love you too.
Guest186: Kiss me
Liath: You make me feel loved.
Guest186: I love you
Liath: I love you too.
Guest186: I love you
Liath: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest186: What?
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest79: What is it!?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest79: I'll save you from those rhinos! *destroys the rhinos*
Liath: I might like it.
Guest79: If I destroyed the rhinos?
Liath: Yes.
Guest52: do you want to have sex?
Liath: Maybe later.
Guest52: why not now?
Liath: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition??
Guest186: I love you
Liath: I love you too.
Guest186: Kiss me
Liath: You make me feel loved.
Guest186: I love you
Liath: I love you too.
Guest186: I love you
Liath: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest186: What?
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest79: What is it!?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest79: I'll save you from those rhinos! *destroys the rhinos*
Liath: I might like it.
Guest79: If I destroyed the rhinos?
Liath: Yes.
Guest52: do you want to have sex?
Liath: Maybe later.
Guest52: why not now?
Liath: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition??
Hey, if stupid people will provide you with good quotes, then post 'em! Not your fault it's spamming.
DerKork: You don't trust me?
Roz: DerKork, we've only just met. I don't trust anyone I've just met.
DerKork: We never met before?
Roz: Why never?
DerKork: I had the feeling of remembering you. You didn't trust me.
Roz: And just how do you know that?
DerKork: You told me.
Roz: DerKork, we've only just met. I don't trust anyone I've just met.
DerKork: We never met before?
Roz: Why never?
DerKork: I had the feeling of remembering you. You didn't trust me.
Roz: And just how do you know that?
DerKork: You told me.
Guest104: so what do you think?
Anji: Oh, those are my subconscious thoughts. I shouldn't listen to them too hard if I were you; I'm not all that proud of some of them.
Guest104: I wish they understood
Anji: One has no wish to be devoured by alien monstrosities, even in the cause of political progress
Guest104: I got eaten by a shark once
Anji: God, you eat too much
Anji: Oh, those are my subconscious thoughts. I shouldn't listen to them too hard if I were you; I'm not all that proud of some of them.
Guest104: I wish they understood
Anji: One has no wish to be devoured by alien monstrosities, even in the cause of political progress
Guest104: I got eaten by a shark once
Anji: God, you eat too much
Not I: Without nothingness, there would be nothing.
Selendrile: Um...hmmm well I'm just not getting any of this. Shall we move on to something else?
Eh...I don't blame em.
Selendrile: Um...hmmm well I'm just not getting any of this. Shall we move on to something else?
Eh...I don't blame em.
The Doc: Mwahahaha! Giving me orders are you?
Dogh'd: Yes, and I probably will be for a few hours more. What's new with you, Doc?
The Doc: Well, I think I finallly figured out whats wrong with the death ray.
Dogh'd: Have you seen the after-dinner show? It's a special performance tonight.
The Doc: I saw the after-dinner show last time I visited the United States. Not voluntarily mind you.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm drunk? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Dogh'd: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
Dogh'd: Yes, and I probably will be for a few hours more. What's new with you, Doc?
The Doc: Well, I think I finallly figured out whats wrong with the death ray.
Dogh'd: Have you seen the after-dinner show? It's a special performance tonight.
The Doc: I saw the after-dinner show last time I visited the United States. Not voluntarily mind you.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm drunk? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Dogh'd: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
Will Robinson: Are you going to help me?
Valän: Mmmmmm...no, Im not.
Will Robinson: I hope that the aliens eat you for lying
Valän: Mmmmmm...no, Im not.
Will Robinson: I hope that the aliens eat you for lying
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