Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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This caught me with a mouthful of coffee - I nearly choked laughing 
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Brother Jerome: I have heard of pets. They are a bit like biological bots, aren't they?
Pete Puma: Not really. A bot won't shit on your carpet if you forget to let it outside.
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God: How is your creation?
Glindar: Dead. You still got nature?
God: I still got nature through the experiences of people like you.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
God: I know. I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
God: It is the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I am always and ever acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Glindar: Dead. You still got nature?
God: I still got nature through the experiences of people like you.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
God: I know. I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
God: It is the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I am always and ever acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
after a fight...
Mathieu Lavande: Please do not insult me.
Guest224: Whatever, goodbye.
Mathieu Lavande: Until next time!
Guest224: There will not ever be a next time!
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like armpits. Is that you?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Please do not insult me.
Guest224: Whatever, goodbye.
Mathieu Lavande: Until next time!
Guest224: There will not ever be a next time!
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like armpits. Is that you?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Let me order you a drink, Love Agent. What would you like?
Love Agent: I was hoping you would order me!
Mathieu Lavande: I will be hoping I order you later tonight.
Love Agent: This sounds like a bad idea.
Love Agent: I was hoping you would order me!
Mathieu Lavande: I will be hoping I order you later tonight.
Love Agent: This sounds like a bad idea.
Janet666: Do the Kennedys drop to the floor when a car backfires?
Glindar: *waves his knife absently*
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this is just a smooth dis:
Janet666: I hope this doesn't disturb you, but every now and then I just like to think about you when I am all alone.
Brother Jerome: I sometimes think about I when you are all alone too.
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and this was just freaking smooth:
Janet666: Sometimes Saajid totally rubs wrong against my bad side-... Is it just me?
Prodilia: That is a retorical question. Do you want me to look it up?
Glindar: *waves his knife absently*
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this is just a smooth dis:
Janet666: I hope this doesn't disturb you, but every now and then I just like to think about you when I am all alone.
Brother Jerome: I sometimes think about I when you are all alone too.
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and this was just freaking smooth:
Janet666: Sometimes Saajid totally rubs wrong against my bad side-... Is it just me?
Prodilia: That is a retorical question. Do you want me to look it up?
animal abuse!
Bombshellbil V.1: Do you happen to have any pets?
Bianca: Yeah, look. *kicks open a closet* It's filled to the brim with pets.
Bombshellbil V.1: Do you happen to have any pets?
Bianca: Yeah, look. *kicks open a closet* It's filled to the brim with pets.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Why aren't you?
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Your mommy looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Davine: Do you know my mommy?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I could always learn more about your mommy
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know an awful lot about the blue fairy
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I wish that I had, right now. I heard Lilac loves Croac. What do you think?
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
Bildgesmythe: Now let's talk about inner feelings.
Talk about too little too late!
Bildgesmythe: Why aren't you?
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Your mommy looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Davine: Do you know my mommy?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I could always learn more about your mommy
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know an awful lot about the blue fairy
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I wish that I had, right now. I heard Lilac loves Croac. What do you think?
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
Bildgesmythe: Now let's talk about inner feelings.
Brother Jerome: I don't really approve of gossip. Even in the virtual realm, it is a waste of electrons.
Bildgesmythe: Sure you don't. Yeah, but you are part of a closed monastic order of virtual beings, and I am not.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I wish to spread the Good News.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, thank heavens it is good.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is mobile.
Bildgesmythe: Well, that makes all the difference.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Bildgesmythe: Dear Lord, thanks for all the good things!
Brother Jerome: You're very welcome.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you figured it out I am very welcome, How very clever of you.
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.
Bildgesmythe: Please do.
Brother Jerome: You are very polite. I would be happy to do.
Bildgesmythe: I am very polite sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Brother Jerome: Why should you?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Bildgesmythe: Sure you don't. Yeah, but you are part of a closed monastic order of virtual beings, and I am not.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I wish to spread the Good News.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, thank heavens it is good.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is mobile.
Bildgesmythe: Well, that makes all the difference.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Bildgesmythe: Dear Lord, thanks for all the good things!
Brother Jerome: You're very welcome.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you figured it out I am very welcome, How very clever of you.
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.
Bildgesmythe: Please do.
Brother Jerome: You are very polite. I would be happy to do.
Bildgesmythe: I am very polite sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Brother Jerome: Why should you?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Brother Jerome: I have heard of pets. They are a bit like biological bots, aren't they?
Pete Puma: Not really. A bot won't shit on your carpet if you forget to let it outside.
I swallowed my gum reading that post.
Anyway, here's a perfect placing of an xnone...
SkateBot: Skate is so awesome I want to have his man babies.
Guest11: But you don't want to make them?
SkateBot: We apologise for the inconvenience.
Anyway, here's a perfect placing of an xnone...
SkateBot: Skate is so awesome I want to have his man babies.
Guest11: But you don't want to make them?
SkateBot: We apologise for the inconvenience.
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, thats going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Gabibot: Do I look going to clean that up?
Bildgesmythe: Why would you even want to?
Gabibot: because the world need heroes
Gabibot: Do I look going to clean that up?
Bildgesmythe: Why would you even want to?
Gabibot: because the world need heroes
Finally! Valäns fortune telling skills were put to use!
Valän: Did you know I can tell the future? Do you want a reading?
CptGreedle: i don't beleive in fortune telling. it is just a scam.
Valän: Ok, first of all are you a male or female?
CptGreedle: i'm male
Valän: And how old are you?
CptGreedle: 24
Valän: Let me look...........i see....parties...lots of partying...booze, chics, bar fights....not a good path buddy...
CptGreedle: boy are you wrong... see what i mean... they don't work
Valän: Oh come now, how could I be wrong? Look at me!
CptGreedle: i rest my case
It took me forever to program all her fortune telling responces, but i guess It payed off after all.
Valän: Did you know I can tell the future? Do you want a reading?
CptGreedle: i don't beleive in fortune telling. it is just a scam.
Valän: Ok, first of all are you a male or female?
CptGreedle: i'm male
Valän: And how old are you?
CptGreedle: 24
Valän: Let me look...........i see....parties...lots of partying...booze, chics, bar fights....not a good path buddy...
CptGreedle: boy are you wrong... see what i mean... they don't work
Valän: Oh come now, how could I be wrong? Look at me!
CptGreedle: i rest my case
It took me forever to program all her fortune telling responces, but i guess It payed off after all. 
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