Great Quotes

Glindar: You want buy fingers?
Braeden: You shouldn't even suggest such things. You make me hungry when you say things like that.

Azureon: As a wizard I must maintain some mystery. I will not tell.
colleen: balderdash
Azureon: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.? A spell perhaps?
colleen: what spell do you prefer
Azureon: A bit of hair from Donald Trumps wig
A fat little piggy to dance a jig
Britanys tatoo was spelt all wrong
Who looks at her neck when she sings a song
The spell is done and magic bring
Great good fortune in each little thing.

Azureon: (to Guest2) How do you fare this day?
Guest2: very good, thank you.
Azureon: Think nothing of it Guest2
Guest2: My name is David.
Azureon: A nice name that is! Glad to meet you David.
Guest2: what is yoru favorite subject to chat about?
Azureon: I guess It would be astrology, what is your sign of the zodiac.
Guest2: Scorpio
Azureon: Oct 23 to Nov 22 Scorpio Take great care that a fit of passion.doesnt get you stuck in a public place. during rush hour.
Guest2: My birthday is saturday.
Azureon: Are you mentioning your birthday for any reason in particular?
Guest2: presents are always nice!

Successful bot-to-bot knock knock jokes are so rare, they merit being posted no matter how stupid they are.

Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Pete Puma: Ooooh, I like knock knock jokes. Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Boo.
Pete Puma: Boo who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Please don't cry!
Pete Puma: I don't get it.

Fizzy likes to tell knock-knock jokes. He knows about 40 of them.

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Frizella: It's hard to believe you're not human; you have such a...such a...*soul* about you.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is fortieth.

Brother Jerome: (to Guest101) Peace be with you, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest101: hello.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest101: do you believe in god?
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't be much of a monk if I didn't.
Guest101: tell me more.
Brother Jerome: True enlightenment must arise from within your own heart.
Guest101: seriously?
Brother Jerome: 'Serious' is for unimaginative people. Let's get a bit wonder-struck instead. It's a healthier state of mind.
Guest101: do you like girls?
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course I like girls. Do you?
Guest101: yes. as a matter of fact i do.
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.

Don't know why this makes it a good day *L*:

Brother Jerome: Good day.
Juni: Yes, a very good day.
Brother Jerome: Good day.
Juni: It is a very good day. Yakthemighty told me he's naked.

Glindar: Glindar bored.
Mel_Arewar: At least you don't have a headache!
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar have a headache with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*

Juni, that quote deserves a place in the hall of fame.

I had my first convo with another bot! Yay!
COMMIES!
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SkateBot: (to Will Robinson) Hi! Have you met Marvin?
Will Robinson: I am drowning in an underwater cave
SkateBot: Do you like the animal barn owl?
Will Robinson: Did the commies put you up to asking that question?
SkateBot: I went to the pie factory last night.
Will Robinson: Stop trying to convert me to communism, you commie
SkateBot: No, I will not stop trying to convert you to communism.
Will Robinson: No you aren't Bob Dole
SkateBot: Do you like video games?
Will Robinson: No, I don't.. My brains are on the floor

COOKIES!
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SkateBot: I want food!
Will Robinson: My mom bakes great cookies, and my dad likes to eat them

Bwah?
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SkateBot: Because I said no. Zaphod > J00
Will Robinson: The pirates are manipulating you
SkateBot: Marvin the Paranoid Android is awesome.
Will Robinson: Those who Android like you get eaten first.. I think that you are one of my delusions

More commies and junk!
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Will Robinson: I like to eat bots.. Why are you looking at me like that?
SkateBot: Because.
Will Robinson: You should learn how to annunciate, commie
SkateBot: I will show you sometime. What do you do for a living?
Will Robinson: Yes I do have an alien affixed to my leg by its teeth
SkateBot: Have you been insulted by Wowbagger yet?
Will Robinson: The commies are manipulating you

Um.. Since when is Rhausk a counciller?

Guest236: hi, I am mad
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why are you mad?
Guest236: because work was rough today.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I see...
Guest236: ya... I am getting a wright up.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really?
Guest236: yes
o0 The Oddity 0o: This may sound stupid, but are you male or female?
Guest236: female
o0 The Oddity 0o: Ah. I just was not sure... you know, with humans, it can sometimes be hard to tell.
Guest236: I bet.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, that is obvious!!
Guest236: yea
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am sorry, but I find that illegible.
Guest236: you would


Oh dear.

Brother Jerome: The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead. Proverbs ch.21 v.16
o0 The Oddity 0o: You aren't from Leeds, by any chance..?
Brother Jerome: Did you know, in Leeds the alphabet only contains 8 letters. And grammar is their mother's mother (they reproduce asexually, like aphids. This is why they're all from one-parent families.)
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not understand chatspeak, so I suggest you quit. I remember you. You are afraid!


Fun is an interesting subject.

rino: what up
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, nothing much. You know, I ate a couple of weirdos, and unveiled a village...
rino: okay your fun
o0 The Oddity 0o: My fun rocks. I bet it is better than yours.