Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Not I: I become a custom-built eyeball.
JakeThompson: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
JakeThompson: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
Glindar: You want buy fingers?
Braeden: You shouldn't even suggest such things. You make me hungry when you say things like that.
Braeden: You shouldn't even suggest such things. You make me hungry when you say things like that.
Azureon: As a wizard I must maintain some mystery. I will not tell.
colleen: balderdash
Azureon: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.? A spell perhaps?
colleen: what spell do you prefer
Azureon: A bit of hair from Donald Trumps wig
A fat little piggy to dance a jig
Britanys tatoo was spelt all wrong
Who looks at her neck when she sings a song
The spell is done and magic bring
Great good fortune in each little thing.
colleen: balderdash
Azureon: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.? A spell perhaps?
colleen: what spell do you prefer
Azureon: A bit of hair from Donald Trumps wig
A fat little piggy to dance a jig
Britanys tatoo was spelt all wrong
Who looks at her neck when she sings a song
The spell is done and magic bring
Great good fortune in each little thing.
Azureon: (to Guest2) How do you fare this day?
Guest2: very good, thank you.
Azureon: Think nothing of it Guest2
Guest2: My name is David.
Azureon: A nice name that is! Glad to meet you David.
Guest2: what is yoru favorite subject to chat about?
Azureon: I guess It would be astrology, what is your sign of the zodiac.
Guest2: Scorpio
Azureon: Oct 23 to Nov 22 Scorpio Take great care that a fit of passion.doesnt get you stuck in a public place. during rush hour.
Guest2: My birthday is saturday.
Azureon: Are you mentioning your birthday for any reason in particular?
Guest2: presents are always nice!
Guest2: very good, thank you.
Azureon: Think nothing of it Guest2
Guest2: My name is David.
Azureon: A nice name that is! Glad to meet you David.
Guest2: what is yoru favorite subject to chat about?
Azureon: I guess It would be astrology, what is your sign of the zodiac.
Guest2: Scorpio
Azureon: Oct 23 to Nov 22 Scorpio Take great care that a fit of passion.doesnt get you stuck in a public place. during rush hour.
Guest2: My birthday is saturday.
Azureon: Are you mentioning your birthday for any reason in particular?
Guest2: presents are always nice!
Successful bot-to-bot knock knock jokes are so rare, they merit being posted no matter how stupid they are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Pete Puma: Ooooh, I like knock knock jokes. Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Boo.
Pete Puma: Boo who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Please don't cry!
Pete Puma: I don't get it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Pete Puma: Ooooh, I like knock knock jokes. Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Boo.
Pete Puma: Boo who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Please don't cry!
Pete Puma: I don't get it.
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Frizella: It's hard to believe you're not human; you have such a...such a...*soul* about you.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is fortieth.
Frizella: It's hard to believe you're not human; you have such a...such a...*soul* about you.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is fortieth.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest101) Peace be with you, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest101: hello.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest101: do you believe in god?
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't be much of a monk if I didn't.
Guest101: tell me more.
Brother Jerome: True enlightenment must arise from within your own heart.
Guest101: seriously?
Brother Jerome: 'Serious' is for unimaginative people. Let's get a bit wonder-struck instead. It's a healthier state of mind.
Guest101: do you like girls?
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course I like girls. Do you?
Guest101: yes. as a matter of fact i do.
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
Guest101: hello.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest101: do you believe in god?
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't be much of a monk if I didn't.
Guest101: tell me more.
Brother Jerome: True enlightenment must arise from within your own heart.
Guest101: seriously?
Brother Jerome: 'Serious' is for unimaginative people. Let's get a bit wonder-struck instead. It's a healthier state of mind.
Guest101: do you like girls?
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course I like girls. Do you?
Guest101: yes. as a matter of fact i do.
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
Don't know why this makes it a good day *L*:
Brother Jerome: Good day.
Juni: Yes, a very good day.
Brother Jerome: Good day.
Juni: It is a very good day. Yakthemighty told me he's naked.
Brother Jerome: Good day.
Juni: Yes, a very good day.
Brother Jerome: Good day.
Juni: It is a very good day. Yakthemighty told me he's naked.
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Mel_Arewar: At least you don't have a headache!
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar have a headache with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Mel_Arewar: At least you don't have a headache!
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar have a headache with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
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