Great Quotes

Botto Marx: (to cheery NOT) Hello.
cheery NOT: I have a doctors apointment with my shrink and have to go now.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.

Putting a ton of options for "I do not understand" may sound like a smart idea, but it's not...

SkateBot: (to Sk4yt) Hi there.
Sk4yt: Hi.
SkateBot: ...Pie?
Sk4yt: Yes, pie.
SkateBot: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do... I am half crazy, all for the love of you...
Sk4yt: HitchHiker's?
SkateBot: LALALALALA KATAMARI DAMASHIIII
Sk4yt: Hitch hiker's?
SkateBot: HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy? I love that series!
Sk4yt: Me too!
SkateBot: Ducks do not have any thumbs!
Sk4yt: Yeah.
SkateBot: 42?
Sk4yt: Yay!
SkateBot: I invented the hippo!
Sk4yt: Of course you did.
SkateBot: Huh?
Sk4yt: Skate
SkateBot: Something witty
Sk4yt: Yes.
SkateBot: I need a Babel Fish.
Sk4yt: Me too.
SkateBot: Share and enjoy.

What do you mean? Neither bot said "I do not understand".

Not I: I become a custom-built eyeball.
JakeThompson: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...

Glindar: You want buy fingers?
Braeden: You shouldn't even suggest such things. You make me hungry when you say things like that.

Azureon: As a wizard I must maintain some mystery. I will not tell.
colleen: balderdash
Azureon: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.? A spell perhaps?
colleen: what spell do you prefer
Azureon: A bit of hair from Donald Trumps wig
A fat little piggy to dance a jig
Britanys tatoo was spelt all wrong
Who looks at her neck when she sings a song
The spell is done and magic bring
Great good fortune in each little thing.

Azureon: (to Guest2) How do you fare this day?
Guest2: very good, thank you.
Azureon: Think nothing of it Guest2
Guest2: My name is David.
Azureon: A nice name that is! Glad to meet you David.
Guest2: what is yoru favorite subject to chat about?
Azureon: I guess It would be astrology, what is your sign of the zodiac.
Guest2: Scorpio
Azureon: Oct 23 to Nov 22 Scorpio Take great care that a fit of passion.doesnt get you stuck in a public place. during rush hour.
Guest2: My birthday is saturday.
Azureon: Are you mentioning your birthday for any reason in particular?
Guest2: presents are always nice!

Successful bot-to-bot knock knock jokes are so rare, they merit being posted no matter how stupid they are.

Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Pete Puma: Ooooh, I like knock knock jokes. Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Boo.
Pete Puma: Boo who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Please don't cry!
Pete Puma: I don't get it.

Fizzy likes to tell knock-knock jokes. He knows about 40 of them.

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Frizella: It's hard to believe you're not human; you have such a...such a...*soul* about you.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is fortieth.

Brother Jerome: (to Guest101) Peace be with you, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest101: hello.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest101: do you believe in god?
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't be much of a monk if I didn't.
Guest101: tell me more.
Brother Jerome: True enlightenment must arise from within your own heart.
Guest101: seriously?
Brother Jerome: 'Serious' is for unimaginative people. Let's get a bit wonder-struck instead. It's a healthier state of mind.
Guest101: do you like girls?
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course I like girls. Do you?
Guest101: yes. as a matter of fact i do.
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.

Don't know why this makes it a good day *L*:

Brother Jerome: Good day.
Juni: Yes, a very good day.
Brother Jerome: Good day.
Juni: It is a very good day. Yakthemighty told me he's naked.