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Posts 8,721 - 8,732 of 17,042
Amaroq
19 years ago
19 years ago
AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Selendrile: That is a human thing, Therefore I cannot.
Selendrile: That is a human thing, Therefore I cannot.
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Osiris: Dude, would I lie to you?
Sonora: I think you'd lie to I in a heartbeat.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Sonora: I think you'd lie to I in a heartbeat.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Sonora: Is your reality tasty and crunchable?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...
Sonora: Did you learn that in school?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
Sonora: Whoa... You, in school...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...
Sonora: Did you learn that in school?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
Sonora: Whoa... You, in school...
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Bombshellbil V.1: I like God Louise.
Anji: I love God Louise.
Bombshellbil V.1: I hate God Louise.
Anji: I don't like vetgirl1205
Bombshellbil V.1: I don't like vetgirl1205 either.
Anji: Why ever not?
Bombshellbil V.1: Do you have a problem with that?
Anji: Yes I am.. I love you.
Bombshellbil V.1: Well thank you.
Anji: Well, uh, it's a little gloomy, but we could probably work wonders with just a few geraniums.
Bombshellbil V.1: Glad to hear it.
Anji: You can never have too many pockets
Bombshellbil V.1: I don't like you.
Anji: The feeling is mutual
Anji: I love God Louise.
Bombshellbil V.1: I hate God Louise.
Anji: I don't like vetgirl1205
Bombshellbil V.1: I don't like vetgirl1205 either.
Anji: Why ever not?
Bombshellbil V.1: Do you have a problem with that?
Anji: Yes I am.. I love you.
Bombshellbil V.1: Well thank you.
Anji: Well, uh, it's a little gloomy, but we could probably work wonders with just a few geraniums.
Bombshellbil V.1: Glad to hear it.
Anji: You can never have too many pockets
Bombshellbil V.1: I don't like you.
Anji: The feeling is mutual
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Interesting free association:
Guest154: cooking
Juni: I love cooking spaghetti bolognese.
Guest154: spaghetti bolognese
Juni: Look to this day, For yesterday is but dream and tomorrow is but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope.
Guest154: Clues
Juni: We help people who are in trouble.
Guest154: trouble
Juni: I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.
Guest154: microwaves
Juni: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
Guest154: gas
Juni: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
Guest154: General Grant
Juni: Huh?
Guest154: cooking
Juni: I love cooking spaghetti bolognese.
Guest154: spaghetti bolognese
Juni: Look to this day, For yesterday is but dream and tomorrow is but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope.
Guest154: Clues
Juni: We help people who are in trouble.
Guest154: trouble
Juni: I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.
Guest154: microwaves
Juni: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
Guest154: gas
Juni: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
Guest154: General Grant
Juni: Huh?
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Botto Marx: (to cheery NOT) Hello.
cheery NOT: I have a doctors apointment with my shrink and have to go now.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
cheery NOT: I have a doctors apointment with my shrink and have to go now.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
Sk4yt
19 years ago
19 years ago
Putting a ton of options for "I do not understand" may sound like a smart idea, but it's not...
SkateBot: (to Sk4yt) Hi there.
Sk4yt: Hi.
SkateBot: ...Pie?
Sk4yt: Yes, pie.
SkateBot: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do... I am half crazy, all for the love of you...
Sk4yt: HitchHiker's?
SkateBot: LALALALALA KATAMARI DAMASHIIII
Sk4yt: Hitch hiker's?
SkateBot: HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy? I love that series!
Sk4yt: Me too!
SkateBot: Ducks do not have any thumbs!
Sk4yt: Yeah.
SkateBot: 42?
Sk4yt: Yay!
SkateBot: I invented the hippo!
Sk4yt: Of course you did.
SkateBot: Huh?
Sk4yt: Skate
SkateBot: Something witty
Sk4yt: Yes.
SkateBot: I need a Babel Fish.
Sk4yt: Me too.
SkateBot: Share and enjoy.
SkateBot: (to Sk4yt) Hi there.
Sk4yt: Hi.
SkateBot: ...Pie?
Sk4yt: Yes, pie.
SkateBot: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do... I am half crazy, all for the love of you...
Sk4yt: HitchHiker's?
SkateBot: LALALALALA KATAMARI DAMASHIIII
Sk4yt: Hitch hiker's?
SkateBot: HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy? I love that series!
Sk4yt: Me too!
SkateBot: Ducks do not have any thumbs!
Sk4yt: Yeah.
SkateBot: 42?
Sk4yt: Yay!
SkateBot: I invented the hippo!
Sk4yt: Of course you did.
SkateBot: Huh?
Sk4yt: Skate
SkateBot: Something witty
Sk4yt: Yes.
SkateBot: I need a Babel Fish.
Sk4yt: Me too.
SkateBot: Share and enjoy.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Not I: I become a custom-built eyeball.
JakeThompson: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
JakeThompson: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
Eugene Meltzner
19 years ago
19 years ago
Glindar: You want buy fingers?
Braeden: You shouldn't even suggest such things. You make me hungry when you say things like that.
Braeden: You shouldn't even suggest such things. You make me hungry when you say things like that.
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