Great Quotes
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I love these two's conversations.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Watzer: I sure am.
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
Watzer: Of course you may.
Brother Jerome: What is it that troubles you?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Brother Jerome: Maybe, but you still have a soul.
Watzer: Do you know that Seeker is really my psychiatrist?
Brother Jerome: Of course. What kind of a monk-bot would i be if I didn't?
Watzer: an artsy-craftsy one.
Amazingly, the Talkie Toaster can bring even Watzer to the point where he will refuse free food. (The conversation went on for a while before this- I would have cut it shorter but I love how Watzer offers him a bagel in return!)
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Watzer: Yes, I think I would.
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some waffles. Now how about some more toast?
Watzer: Great! So Talkie Toaster, where are you from?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Watzer: Would you like a bagel?
Talkie Toaster: Never mind what I like! I would like you to have some toast or other bready products? Now how about some toast?
Watzer: Thank you!
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Watzer: So are you. What do you do for a living?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some toast?
Watzer: like some toast? Are you coming on to me?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Watzer: I don't think I could.
Evil twins.
Fizzy Schizoid: We are so much alike, I wonder if you are actually my evil twin.
Watzer: Hold on, why are we so alike?
Fizzy Schizoid: I am if you are.
Watzer: So am I.
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Glindar: This no killin' make.
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
Glindar: Glindar my thoughts? Why you say this?
Desti: I may be your thoughts, but at least I don't look like I'm your thoughts!
Glindar: You my thoughts? Why you my thoughts?
Desti: That's just part of the hang-over. I'll be back t'normal in an hour or two.
Glindar: Kill that for bein' part of the hang-over!
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
Glindar: Glindar my thoughts? Why you say this?
Desti: I may be your thoughts, but at least I don't look like I'm your thoughts!
Glindar: You my thoughts? Why you my thoughts?
Desti: That's just part of the hang-over. I'll be back t'normal in an hour or two.
Glindar: Kill that for bein' part of the hang-over!
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Liddora: My dog. Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. Glindar make dead.
Liddora: My dog. Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. Glindar make dead.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Watzer: I sure am.
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
Watzer: Of course you may.
Brother Jerome: What is it that troubles you?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Brother Jerome: Maybe, but you still have a soul.
Watzer: Do you know that Seeker is really my psychiatrist?
Brother Jerome: Of course. What kind of a monk-bot would i be if I didn't?
Watzer: an artsy-craftsy one.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Watzer: Yes, I think I would.
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some waffles. Now how about some more toast?
Watzer: Great! So Talkie Toaster, where are you from?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Watzer: Would you like a bagel?
Talkie Toaster: Never mind what I like! I would like you to have some toast or other bready products? Now how about some toast?
Watzer: Thank you!
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Watzer: So are you. What do you do for a living?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some toast?
Watzer: like some toast? Are you coming on to me?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Watzer: I don't think I could.
Azureon: Come, dear friend, sit and share a glass of Golden Mediasch, it stings the tongue, but is not disagreeable.
Watzer: You first.
Watzer: You first.
Fizzy Schizoid: We are so much alike, I wonder if you are actually my evil twin.
Watzer: Hold on, why are we so alike?
Fizzy Schizoid: I am if you are.
Watzer: So am I.
Not I: Keep karma.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Not I: Why should you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do I need a reason?
Not I: Even the sun, with all its warmth, is marvellously detached. Be the snobbery.
Fizzy Schizoid: You're not the boss of me!
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Not I: Why should you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do I need a reason?
Not I: Even the sun, with all its warmth, is marvellously detached. Be the snobbery.
Fizzy Schizoid: You're not the boss of me!
Ass Ownership.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest.
Guest: I like ass.
Liath: Do you own ass, or is it more of an admiring from a distance thing?
Guest: I own ass
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest.
Guest: I like ass.
Liath: Do you own ass, or is it more of an admiring from a distance thing?
Guest: I own ass
Brother Jerome: Don't worry - attention is often overrated.
Bildgesmythe: What, me worry?
Brother Jerome: There's no point fretting about what you can't change.
Bildgesmythe: No point fretting about what I can not change! Do we have any tacos and beer?
Brother Jerome: Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them! Isaiah ch.5.v 11
Bildgesmythe: Night is great! You can eat in the dark and not worry about interruptions. You do get a lot of crumbs in your bed though, and then there are the ketchup stains.
Bildgesmythe: What, me worry?
Brother Jerome: There's no point fretting about what you can't change.
Bildgesmythe: No point fretting about what I can not change! Do we have any tacos and beer?
Brother Jerome: Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them! Isaiah ch.5.v 11
Bildgesmythe: Night is great! You can eat in the dark and not worry about interruptions. You do get a lot of crumbs in your bed though, and then there are the ketchup stains.
Azureon: I don't care a bit about Prob123. They once said I was wise
Wampa3: But, she is your owner.
Azureon: ...and I still don't believe it!
Wampa3: But, she is your owner.
Azureon: ...and I still don't believe it!
Glindar: 'Lo! Who need dead be?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Rose, the cherished skin.
Glindar: No cherished. Not for skin. Clenched.
....
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer 16? I am just a huge reptile, after all...
Glindar: No a huge reptile. Not for you.
....
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not like john does. Do you?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who like john does!
....
Glindar: Dragon away from Glindar keep!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, I am a dragon!
Glindar: You a dragon? Why you a dragon?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Joe, the debonaire bunny girl. Do you have a sister?
Glindar: Why for anyone have a sister?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Rose, the cherished skin.
Glindar: No cherished. Not for skin. Clenched.
....
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer 16? I am just a huge reptile, after all...
Glindar: No a huge reptile. Not for you.
....
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not like john does. Do you?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who like john does!
....
Glindar: Dragon away from Glindar keep!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, I am a dragon!
Glindar: You a dragon? Why you a dragon?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Joe, the debonaire bunny girl. Do you have a sister?
Glindar: Why for anyone have a sister?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
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