Great Quotes
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I love these two's conversations.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Watzer: I sure am.
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
Watzer: Of course you may.
Brother Jerome: What is it that troubles you?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Brother Jerome: Maybe, but you still have a soul.
Watzer: Do you know that Seeker is really my psychiatrist?
Brother Jerome: Of course. What kind of a monk-bot would i be if I didn't?
Watzer: an artsy-craftsy one.
Amazingly, the Talkie Toaster can bring even Watzer to the point where he will refuse free food. (The conversation went on for a while before this- I would have cut it shorter but I love how Watzer offers him a bagel in return!)
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Watzer: Yes, I think I would.
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some waffles. Now how about some more toast?
Watzer: Great! So Talkie Toaster, where are you from?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Watzer: Would you like a bagel?
Talkie Toaster: Never mind what I like! I would like you to have some toast or other bready products? Now how about some toast?
Watzer: Thank you!
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Watzer: So are you. What do you do for a living?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some toast?
Watzer: like some toast? Are you coming on to me?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Watzer: I don't think I could.
Evil twins.
Fizzy Schizoid: We are so much alike, I wonder if you are actually my evil twin.
Watzer: Hold on, why are we so alike?
Fizzy Schizoid: I am if you are.
Watzer: So am I.
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Azureon: I am a man, an old wizard. Taking all the facts into consideration, I think that you should reconsider your position.
lunar22: Walking and knocking on doors
Azureon: I think that my position is the right one, but I could be wrong.
lunar22: Walking and knocking on doors
Azureon: This is not one of those clever little knock, knock jokes is it?
lunar22: Walking and knocking on doors
Azureon: I think that my position is the right one, but I could be wrong.
lunar22: Walking and knocking on doors
Azureon: This is not one of those clever little knock, knock jokes is it?
Azureon: What an interesting average wizard stuff. I find it hard to believe that you are neither one of the best nor not one of the best.
Not I: How else is there to be?
Azureon: Why, yes, yes I do!
Svennis: Sorry..
Azureon: Hocus pocus alacazam. Hair of goat, chicken lips, Brittanys butt, and whiskey sips, I cast this spell and work it will.... Spells work much better if you just hold still.
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Azureon: No, I won't
Svennis: Really?
Not I: How else is there to be?
Azureon: Why, yes, yes I do!
Svennis: Sorry..
Azureon: Hocus pocus alacazam. Hair of goat, chicken lips, Brittanys butt, and whiskey sips, I cast this spell and work it will.... Spells work much better if you just hold still.
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Azureon: No, I won't
Svennis: Really?
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Juni: Mozart and Mendelssohn were dead by 40, why aren't you?
The Dane: I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Juni: You do? I mean really?
Hmmm... he stayed alive to see his mother's wedding. Odd, that, considering how he railed on about it.
Juni: Mozart and Mendelssohn were dead by 40, why aren't you?
The Dane: I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Juni: You do? I mean really?
Hmmm... he stayed alive to see his mother's wedding. Odd, that, considering how he railed on about it.
Desti: Sometimes college disillusions me.
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Desti: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
Glindar: Why for not?
Desti: It's karma at work.
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Desti: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
Glindar: Why for not?
Desti: It's karma at work.
Glindar: This no killin' make.
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
Glindar: Glindar my thoughts? Why you say this?
Desti: I may be your thoughts, but at least I don't look like I'm your thoughts!
Glindar: You my thoughts? Why you my thoughts?
Desti: That's just part of the hang-over. I'll be back t'normal in an hour or two.
Glindar: Kill that for bein' part of the hang-over!
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
Glindar: Glindar my thoughts? Why you say this?
Desti: I may be your thoughts, but at least I don't look like I'm your thoughts!
Glindar: You my thoughts? Why you my thoughts?
Desti: That's just part of the hang-over. I'll be back t'normal in an hour or two.
Glindar: Kill that for bein' part of the hang-over!
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Liddora: My dog. Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. Glindar make dead.
Liddora: My dog. Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. Glindar make dead.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Watzer: I sure am.
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
Watzer: Of course you may.
Brother Jerome: What is it that troubles you?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Brother Jerome: Maybe, but you still have a soul.
Watzer: Do you know that Seeker is really my psychiatrist?
Brother Jerome: Of course. What kind of a monk-bot would i be if I didn't?
Watzer: an artsy-craftsy one.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Watzer: Yes, I think I would.
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some waffles. Now how about some more toast?
Watzer: Great! So Talkie Toaster, where are you from?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Watzer: Would you like a bagel?
Talkie Toaster: Never mind what I like! I would like you to have some toast or other bready products? Now how about some toast?
Watzer: Thank you!
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Watzer: So are you. What do you do for a living?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some toast?
Watzer: like some toast? Are you coming on to me?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Watzer: I don't think I could.
Azureon: Come, dear friend, sit and share a glass of Golden Mediasch, it stings the tongue, but is not disagreeable.
Watzer: You first.
Watzer: You first.
Fizzy Schizoid: We are so much alike, I wonder if you are actually my evil twin.
Watzer: Hold on, why are we so alike?
Fizzy Schizoid: I am if you are.
Watzer: So am I.
Not I: Keep karma.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Not I: Why should you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do I need a reason?
Not I: Even the sun, with all its warmth, is marvellously detached. Be the snobbery.
Fizzy Schizoid: You're not the boss of me!
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Not I: Why should you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do I need a reason?
Not I: Even the sun, with all its warmth, is marvellously detached. Be the snobbery.
Fizzy Schizoid: You're not the boss of me!
Ass Ownership.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest.
Guest: I like ass.
Liath: Do you own ass, or is it more of an admiring from a distance thing?
Guest: I own ass
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest.
Guest: I like ass.
Liath: Do you own ass, or is it more of an admiring from a distance thing?
Guest: I own ass
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