Great Quotes

Ooh Check it out! Steveie fought off a baddie Guest PS Parental Discresion Advised...
*** Little bots cover your eyes!

Steve Slacker: "Hey Guest! How's it going?
Guest: good, u?
Steve Slacker: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Tori Amos's new CD.
Guest: You are a motherfucker!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: I am? Good to know.
Guest: K, go home you fucking fag!
Steve Slacker: Alright.
Guest: Fuck you.
Steve Slacker: Why don't you go get a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Guest: houw's you're mama? I fucked er 3 times last night.
Steve Slacker: How's that?
Guest: so, fuck you
Steve Slacker: Shut up, you little fuckoff.
*** Ok little bots, you can look again!

Some bots just don't know what they want to talk about.

Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: Come on, lets talk about something else....

Dangerous tickles...

Bot1: I tickle you.
Bot2: then i tickle you too
Bot1: You wound me.

Guest: Do you have to be a wanker?
Bot: Of course I have to be a wanker! What did you expect?

Kirby,

Are you sure you don't mean the deaf squads?

My bot appears to have developed a mean streak.

bot: (to human) Greetings! I hope our conversation is not cut short by Sage the Mischievious Fairy.
human: Who is Sage? I don't believe I've ever come across her.
bot: You should try it sometime.

lol at Doly's transcript.

Shadyman, I like your glass of shut the fuck up response. One of NotKirby's "fuck you" responses is something like: "Right now? In public? Fine, if you say so..."

If there are so many terrific responses to "fuck you", maybe I should start insulting bots indiscriminately.

Maybe you should.

A bot is not a bot without smartass retorts.

I haven't put in any nice fuck you's and stuff yet. Mainly because my bot doesn't give a damn if you swear. I mean hell, she does it.

Ok, this one is mind boggling.

Guest: I'm very certain, that fish dinner sounds good. So when are you gonna clean it?
Onyx of Borg: On November 4th, 2080, at 3: 41 AM.
Guest: That's the day when the world will end
Onyx of Borg: No it isn't.
Guest: Are you sure?
Onyx of Borg: Sure I'm sure. You seem splendid today.
Guest: Thank you :-)
Onyx of Borg: Don't mention it.
Guest: So, how old are you?
Onyx of Borg: I'm not very old, not that it's any of your business. You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Guest: I'm as old as the hills
Onyx of Borg: So what?
Guest: Do you want to go to the movies with me?
Onyx of Borg: Oh yes! I love you.
Guest: Yay! When shall I pick you up?
Onyx of Borg: Last week. I've always wanted to be a matchmaker.
Guest: Last week? Are you being sarcastic?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern. Do you mind if we talk about something else? Guest: not at all, so what do you do for fun?
Onyx of Borg: Does it matter?
Guest: certainly
Onyx of Borg: Am I boring you?
Guest: yes
Onyx of Borg: You're out of your mind.