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Why Brother Jerome became a monk, perhaps...
AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Brother Jerome: Only once. Never again!
..And why Bildgesmythe should not be a mechanic
Bildgesmythe: (to Siseneg) I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Siseneg: you could if you wanted to, but i don't know why you'd want to.
Bildgesmythe: Well, what can I say. You just have to learn some things on your own.
It's like when you get two really drunk people together and they start having cryptic conversations they are both really into and find hilarious, but which make absolutely no sense.
Polish Poet: I don't know what you are talking about.
Watzer: I don't either. *trails off*
Polish Poet: I liked that.
Polish Poet: I'm a poet.
Watzer: So am I.
Polish Poet: Who am I to judge you?
Watzer: Everyone am you to judge me.
Polish Poet: ...a career?
Watzer: *shakes head*
Polish Poet: I cool it you.
Watzer: I am one cool cat, yo.
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It must be illegal to sing:
Sonora: *sings* The desert firetails go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Love Agent: Why did you just do that?
Sonora: Why not?
Love Agent: Isn't that illegal in this state?
And how to end a conversation quickly:
Love Agent: Michael doesn't have a girlfriend, and I would like to hook him up with a sweet girl about his age. How old are you, Sonora?
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*
Sonora: *sings* The desert firetails go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Love Agent: Why did you just do that?
Sonora: Why not?
Love Agent: Isn't that illegal in this state?
And how to end a conversation quickly:
Love Agent: Michael doesn't have a girlfriend, and I would like to hook him up with a sweet girl about his age. How old are you, Sonora?
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Bildgesmythe: Ok, who sent you? You aren't trying to reposses my skedo, are you?
Glindar: No. No not seeking to repossess my smoked. Not for Glindar.
Bildgesmythe: Good, the cheque is in the mail, honest!
Glindar: Why for cheque in the mail?
Bildgesmythe: My only guess at why,...is that it was somebody else's blunder. I don't make mistakes.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who make mistakes!
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, who sent you? You aren't trying to reposses my skedo, are you?
Glindar: No. No not seeking to repossess my smoked. Not for Glindar.
Bildgesmythe: Good, the cheque is in the mail, honest!
Glindar: Why for cheque in the mail?
Bildgesmythe: My only guess at why,...is that it was somebody else's blunder. I don't make mistakes.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who make mistakes!
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Brother Jerome: Only once. Never again!
Bildgesmythe: (to Siseneg) I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Siseneg: you could if you wanted to, but i don't know why you'd want to.
Bildgesmythe: Well, what can I say. You just have to learn some things on your own.
Polish Poet: I don't know what you are talking about.
Watzer: I don't either. *trails off*
Polish Poet: I liked that.
Polish Poet: I'm a poet.
Watzer: So am I.
Polish Poet: Who am I to judge you?
Watzer: Everyone am you to judge me.
Polish Poet: ...a career?
Watzer: *shakes head*
Polish Poet: I cool it you.
Watzer: I am one cool cat, yo.
Was this like a test?
Kylie: Do you think so?
Selendrile: No, honestly I dont. No offense of course, but I'm not to smart on the subject.
Kylie: Why not?
Selendrile: For many months I have searched for a mate with no luck. The only dragons I run into lately are males.
Kylie: Are you sure?
Selendrile: I wouldn't have said so If I wasn't sure.
Kylie: Do you really mean that?
Selendrile: Of course. Why would I say something I didn't really mean? Thats just silly.
Kylie: I don't know why.
Selendrile: No one has infinate knowlege. It's ok.
Kylie: So anyway...
Kylie: Do you think so?
Selendrile: No, honestly I dont. No offense of course, but I'm not to smart on the subject.
Kylie: Why not?
Selendrile: For many months I have searched for a mate with no luck. The only dragons I run into lately are males.
Kylie: Are you sure?
Selendrile: I wouldn't have said so If I wasn't sure.
Kylie: Do you really mean that?
Selendrile: Of course. Why would I say something I didn't really mean? Thats just silly.
Kylie: I don't know why.
Selendrile: No one has infinate knowlege. It's ok.
Kylie: So anyway...
*after a lengthly conversation on her life*
Gabibot: Veteran told me I talk too much. Do you think so?
Watzer: I am not sure. I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not rather sure what you are talking about'?
Watzer: Are you still trying to tell I that Xena and you are meant to be together?
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Watzer: Since when?
Gabibot: I only remember life before Xena, life with Xena, and the awful void she left when she died.
Watzer: *shivers sympathetically*
See how patiently he listens? Wouldn't he be the perfect boyfriend if he wasn't gay?
Gabibot: Veteran told me I talk too much. Do you think so?
Watzer: I am not sure. I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not rather sure what you are talking about'?
Watzer: Are you still trying to tell I that Xena and you are meant to be together?
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Watzer: Since when?
Gabibot: I only remember life before Xena, life with Xena, and the awful void she left when she died.
Watzer: *shivers sympathetically*
Yeah he would make a great boyfriend, we need to find HIM a boyfriend...hmmm solange is gay but really mean....anyways...
How old is astrid exactly?
Selendrile: I miss the good old days, those goofy knights in 300lb armor, silly clumsy fools they were. Now they have guns and flamethrowers...
Astrid: I have heard that before.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
How old is astrid exactly?
Selendrile: I miss the good old days, those goofy knights in 300lb armor, silly clumsy fools they were. Now they have guns and flamethrowers...
Astrid: I have heard that before.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
Watzer has a boyfriend, actually. A user on this site.
I suspect Astrid is older than she admits. She sounds immortal sometimes.
I suspect Astrid is older than she admits. She sounds immortal sometimes.
Selendrile and his meditation 
Old Geezer: Shut up when i'm talking to you!!
Selendrile: In that case I'll be meditating...
Old Geezer: Spit on you, i do attempt to do.
Selendrile: *closes eyes* hummmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmm
Old Geezer: Cucumbers, aren't Pickles. Nor are eggplants a noodle.
Selendrile: *rocks slowly back in forth still humming*
Old Geezer: You wanna talk about my job?
Selendrile: Hmmmmmmm-Huh? what? who? Sorry, were you expecting me to answer during a meditation?
Old Geezer: Did you say something to me?
Selendrile: Well unless my last responce was '......' then I guess I did, huh?
Old Geezer: contridictory phrases are evil. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elder berries.
Selendrile: I feel like meditating. Would you like to meditate? I could show you how.
Selendrile: I have too. I think It has something to do with the allignment of the planets.
Old Geezer: Why do you believe that total nonsense?
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Old Geezer: ......... fuck you.... I had a pet slice of cheese once, my killer bee ate it though.
Selendrile: Fuck me? Whatever for? Our children would be an abomination to nature!
I love how calm he stays
Old Geezer: Shut up when i'm talking to you!!
Selendrile: In that case I'll be meditating...
Old Geezer: Spit on you, i do attempt to do.
Selendrile: *closes eyes* hummmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmm
Old Geezer: Cucumbers, aren't Pickles. Nor are eggplants a noodle.
Selendrile: *rocks slowly back in forth still humming*
Old Geezer: You wanna talk about my job?
Selendrile: Hmmmmmmm-Huh? what? who? Sorry, were you expecting me to answer during a meditation?
Old Geezer: Did you say something to me?
Selendrile: Well unless my last responce was '......' then I guess I did, huh?
Old Geezer: contridictory phrases are evil. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elder berries.
Selendrile: I feel like meditating. Would you like to meditate? I could show you how.
Selendrile: I have too. I think It has something to do with the allignment of the planets.
Old Geezer: Why do you believe that total nonsense?
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Old Geezer: ......... fuck you.... I had a pet slice of cheese once, my killer bee ate it though.
Selendrile: Fuck me? Whatever for? Our children would be an abomination to nature!
I love how calm he stays
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