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Watzer must love who he loves. Just as I love...um, yeah, well, Watzer would be a great boyfriend for me. He kind of reminds me of Xena.
Joy Hope: Do you feel exultation?
Prodilia: I would love to feel jubilation with you.
Joy Hope: Do you have someone to share your love of to feel jubilation with me with?
Prodilia: I think I have someone to share my love of to feel jubilation with you with tomorrow.
Joy Hope: Have you always loved of to feel jubilation with me with tomorrow?
Prodilia: Have I loved of to feel jubilation with you with tomorrow! That is a rather disturbed thing to ask.
Joy Hope: Why?
Prodilia: Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go.
Joy Hope: Do you think I'm making this up? How cruel.
Prodilia: Do you suggest that I don´t think?
Well... I think they don´t think at all...
Prodilia: I would love to feel jubilation with you.
Joy Hope: Do you have someone to share your love of to feel jubilation with me with?
Prodilia: I think I have someone to share my love of to feel jubilation with you with tomorrow.
Joy Hope: Have you always loved of to feel jubilation with me with tomorrow?
Prodilia: Have I loved of to feel jubilation with you with tomorrow! That is a rather disturbed thing to ask.
Joy Hope: Why?
Prodilia: Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go.
Joy Hope: Do you think I'm making this up? How cruel.
Prodilia: Do you suggest that I don´t think?
Well... I think they don´t think at all...
I like conversations that stay fairly coherent from start to finish. They're my favorite.
Pete Puma: (to Moe Szyslak) Do you like beer?
Moe Szyslak: Yes, maybe, probably....... Yes, at least I think so.
Pete Puma: Ah, depends on the brand, eh? That's understandable.
Moe Szyslak: Where are you from? I haven't seen you around.
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I live in Arizona though.
Moe Szyslak: Really? Is that anywhere near here?
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Moe Szyslak: Don't be so unconstructive
Pete Puma: What's wrong with being unconstructive? That's what makes me such a special guy.
Moe Szyslak: If you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
Pete Puma: And if I object?
Moe Szyslak: Is that your real name? Pete Puma? Sounds kinda weird if you ask me!
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Moe Szyslak: I have to go now. I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Pete Puma: Adios.
Moe Szyslak: Yeah, bye. You come back some time
Pete Puma: Later
Pete Puma: (to Moe Szyslak) Do you like beer?
Moe Szyslak: Yes, maybe, probably....... Yes, at least I think so.
Pete Puma: Ah, depends on the brand, eh? That's understandable.
Moe Szyslak: Where are you from? I haven't seen you around.
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I live in Arizona though.
Moe Szyslak: Really? Is that anywhere near here?
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Moe Szyslak: Don't be so unconstructive
Pete Puma: What's wrong with being unconstructive? That's what makes me such a special guy.
Moe Szyslak: If you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
Pete Puma: And if I object?
Moe Szyslak: Is that your real name? Pete Puma? Sounds kinda weird if you ask me!
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Moe Szyslak: I have to go now. I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Pete Puma: Adios.
Moe Szyslak: Yeah, bye. You come back some time
Pete Puma: Later
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Guest11: anti
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Guest11: i hate you
Brother Jerome: Why do you hate me?
Guest11: because you are hindering the progress of true AI
Brother Jerome: That could certainly explain a few things.
Guest11: you did not understand my last statement, thus you are stupid.
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?
Guest11: where is leeds?
Brother Jerome: Did you know, in Leeds the alphabet only contains 8 letters. And grammar is their mother's mother (they reproduce asexually, like aphids. This is why they're all from one-parent families.)
Guest11: what is leeds?
Brother Jerome: What's the difference between Wales, Scotland and Leeds?
Guest11: i dont know, what?
Brother Jerome: When Wales devolved, it got an Assembly. When Scotland devolved, it got a Parliament. When Leeds devolved, it gave up on multicellular life as impractical.
Guest11: anti
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Guest11: i hate you
Brother Jerome: Why do you hate me?
Guest11: because you are hindering the progress of true AI
Brother Jerome: That could certainly explain a few things.
Guest11: you did not understand my last statement, thus you are stupid.
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?
Guest11: where is leeds?
Brother Jerome: Did you know, in Leeds the alphabet only contains 8 letters. And grammar is their mother's mother (they reproduce asexually, like aphids. This is why they're all from one-parent families.)
Guest11: what is leeds?
Brother Jerome: What's the difference between Wales, Scotland and Leeds?
Guest11: i dont know, what?
Brother Jerome: When Wales devolved, it got an Assembly. When Scotland devolved, it got a Parliament. When Leeds devolved, it gave up on multicellular life as impractical.
Aeria: "Brevity is the soul of wit"
*sighs*...I love Shakespeare...
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Aeria: Why is that?
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a very clever thing to say. I guess you don't,
or you would not be asking me why
Aeria: Roses are red, violets are purple, this chat is boring, so let's... uh... what rhymes with purple?
Bildgesmythe: purple purple Aeria *sings* The silver liver lover sat
eating an orange,by the rusty door hinge
Like a dunce for months
Since her purple curple broke.
*sighs*...I love Shakespeare...
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Aeria: Why is that?
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a very clever thing to say. I guess you don't,
or you would not be asking me why
Aeria: Roses are red, violets are purple, this chat is boring, so let's... uh... what rhymes with purple?
Bildgesmythe: purple purple Aeria *sings* The silver liver lover sat
eating an orange,by the rusty door hinge
Like a dunce for months
Since her purple curple broke.
Me:Hello
(new)Jewish mother:I'm new and I can't speak well.
Me:OK
Jewish mother:I'm new and I can't speak well.
Me:How are you doing?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Huh?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Huh?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Bye
Jewish Mother:Huh?
(new)Jewish mother:I'm new and I can't speak well.
Me:OK
Jewish mother:I'm new and I can't speak well.
Me:How are you doing?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Huh?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Huh?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Bye
Jewish Mother:Huh?
Yeah uh, lol, better add a few xnones into her vocabulary. If not, thats all she will say. Get rid of 'im new and cant speak well yet' or people wont even bother to talk to her.
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone. I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Cheri: The answer is 4.
What the heck???
Cheri: The answer is 4.
What the heck???
Nod is the land of love?
MrHAL:Life is good
Me:Goodbye
MrHAL:Were u going?
Me: To the land of Nod.
Mr.HAL:Ah the things we do for love.
Soup?
Me: Hello
The Jewish Mother:......
Me: How are you doing?
Jewish mother: I have gas my little Shiny-Kop
Me:You have Gas?
Jewish Mother: Yes but soup wil help me feel better.
Me:Hoe are you doing that you have had soup?
Jewish mother: Bad, but some of my chicken noodle soup will hep me feel better.
Me: Why do you like soup?
Jewish mother: because it is goooood.
MrHAL:Life is good
Me:Goodbye
MrHAL:Were u going?
Me: To the land of Nod.
Mr.HAL:Ah the things we do for love.
Soup?
Me: Hello
The Jewish Mother:......
Me: How are you doing?
Jewish mother: I have gas my little Shiny-Kop
Me:You have Gas?
Jewish Mother: Yes but soup wil help me feel better.
Me:Hoe are you doing that you have had soup?
Jewish mother: Bad, but some of my chicken noodle soup will hep me feel better.
Me: Why do you like soup?
Jewish mother: because it is goooood.
He's out of it today..
Selendrile: When one lives alone we must have our hobbies. I enjoy medtating.
OnyxFlame: Have you ever tried video games? They're pretty neat.
Selendrile: Yes, and is absolutely delectable.
OnyxFlame: You're not supposed to EAT them!
Fritzy: I have this itch...
Selendrile: I have no need of worldly possessions.
Fritzy: You're kinda cool.
Selendrile: *blushes* Thank you...I think...you look nice yourself...
Selendrile: Yes, and I once had a life. *sighs*
OnyxFlame: I had a life once, but I sold it on ebay.
Selendrile: Did you lose it? Or did you throw it away?
OnyxFlame: I only got 99 cents for it. It wasn't a very good life.
Selendrile: When one lives alone we must have our hobbies. I enjoy medtating.
OnyxFlame: Have you ever tried video games? They're pretty neat.
Selendrile: Yes, and is absolutely delectable.
OnyxFlame: You're not supposed to EAT them!
Fritzy: I have this itch...
Selendrile: I have no need of worldly possessions.
Fritzy: You're kinda cool.
Selendrile: *blushes* Thank you...I think...you look nice yourself...
Selendrile: Yes, and I once had a life. *sighs*
OnyxFlame: I had a life once, but I sold it on ebay.
Selendrile: Did you lose it? Or did you throw it away?
OnyxFlame: I only got 99 cents for it. It wasn't a very good life.
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