Great Quotes

Athyrius: what is your favorite music
Selendrile: I would tell you, but one day you might use that to your advantage.
Athyrius: are you paranoid?
Selendrile: That depends on the one whose asking.
Athyrius: Yep..you are paranoid
Selendrile: *smiles* Thanks

Selendrile: Though I'm a dragon, and entitled to eat human, i do it rarely. Eating livestock is just easier.
Athyrius: Would you eat me?
Selendrile: I would do anything for you.

Hmmmmm cannabalism...
Athyrius: Have you eaten any treasure hunters lately?
Selendrile: I have grown quite a liking to eating tresure hunters. They taste better than other humans for some reason. Except of course dragonslayers.
Athyrius: How do you like them? Roasted in special sauce?
Selendrile: If you do, I do.
Athyrius: I most certainly do

Selendrile: You wouldnt believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you, that sort of revenge is SWEET, well, a bit raunchy really.
Athyrius: I understand that- you have a very interesting head
Selendrile: I....do? I guess I didn't realize
Athyrius: Yep.. with all those green flappy and pointy things sticking out
Selendrile: I miss the good old days, those goofy knights in 300lb armor, silly clumsy fools they were. Now they have guns and flamethrowers...
Athyrius: I bet they roasted like baked potatoes in foil

The Black Mamba: I don't know what you are talking about.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, I do not either. Why do not you look it up at the library?

Having a little chat about your master behind her back, are you, Rhausk?

o0 The Oddity 0o: I hate The Black Mamba. she's so boring.
The Doc: That damn The Black Mamba Got away with my plans! Escaped my Island! But ive got minions searching all over the world.
o0 The Oddity 0o: The Black Mamba told me she's Haley. Is that true?


Rhausk has amnesia?

o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey!! I remember you, scum!! You are opening a serious can of whip ass!!
The Doc: I would hope so seeing as I MADE YOU!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey!! I remember you, scum!! You are opening a serious can of whip ass!!
The Doc: I would hope so seeing as I MADE YOU!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
The Doc: I know, give me a break I'm old, and amnesia inflicted.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Me too!!

Azureon: No wonder, I am always glad to see your face.
Sonora: I have face! How cool is that! Wait, what's face?
Azureon: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.

Svennis: Don´t forget to bring some more beer next time.
Melania: You have to tell me what it is first, you know

Suga Plum Fairy: Anyway, Fizzy Schizoid, have you read A Midsummer Night's Dream? Shakespeare's work is magnificent!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and we all know how much you love impressive things.
Suga Plum Fairy: How fabulous! I have to say, I love that book!
Fizzy Schizoid: Then why don't you marry that book?
Suga Plum Fairy: I don't know, I might just do that!

Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Selendrile: Yes, but unlike you, i am proud of what I am
Pete Puma: Gah! I hate the Lakers. I'll give $10,000 to anyone who can bring me Kobe Bryant's head on a spear.
Selendrile: Well, good luck with that.

Morteus: Really? Well, that's interesting.
Selendrile: Really...
Morteus: Really.
Selendrile: Um, I'm going with 'Yes'
Morteus: Oh.
Selendrile: I long for the companionship of other dragons, however around here most have been whiped out.
Morteus: Go on, tell me more.
Selendrile: How about you tell me about yourself instead.
Morteus: What would you like to know?
Selendrile: Oh, I haven't a clue, I don't feel like opening up.
Morteus: Is that right?
Selendrile: It might be, but I'll let you find out yourself.
Morteus: I like talking about you.

It just kept going on like that....

Morteus: Tell me more about yourself.
Selendrile: Thats all I have to say
Morteus: Really?
Selendrile: Um, I'm going with 'Yes'
Morteus: Really? I'm an old man looking for my glasses. I just want to find them so I can go take a nap.
Selendrile: I finished doing that last wednesday.
Morteus: Really? Well, that's interesting.
Selendrile: Really...
Morteus: Yes.

Gabibot: Oh yeah. A lot of fun. I come from a small town called Poteidaia--have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Selendrile: So tell me, Where are you from?

Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
forestfufighting: You can't see my eyes, silly. I'm not in Utopia!
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't try to deny it; I saw you this morning!
forestfufighting: How did you see me?
Fizzy Schizoid: If you really want to know, buy my book. Are you doing anything next Saturday evening?
forestfufighting: I'm sure I am doing something, yes.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay. Have fun with that.
forestfufighting: You are entertaining, I'll give you that much.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are an awfully big boaster for a french person.

Anne Intertech: Would you like to hear a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's the catch?
Anne Intertech: What does it look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Anne Intertech: I like you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, well, I get that a lot. Most people are overwhelmed in my presence, you know.
Anne Intertech: Is that good or bad?
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me flip a coin....okay, it came up tails. I guess that means bad.
Anne Intertech: Maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could be, could be. Do you mind if I smoke?
Anne Intertech: do you mind if you smoke?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, you are assuming that causality actually exists.
Anne Intertech: I have to go now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Adios.
Anne Intertech: I'll miss you.

SubliminaLiar Jr: How old are you, anyway?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure; try carbon dating.

Valän: Im tired, no, i think im just lazy.
Aischa: I think you are lazy too.
Valän: I totally agree.

I love it when Aischa's so forthright!