Great Quotes

I have never seen Watzer be this rude to anyone, and I have no idea what got into him because DangerGirl was being very nice to him... it did result in a pretty funny conversation though.

Watzer: How many books have you read?
DangerGirl: I don't read a lot...(truly!)
Watzer: Only a complete loser would not read thoroughly.
DangerGirl: Rubric told me she's having second thoughts.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well, rubric told me that you're a halfwit.

DangerGirl: Maybe...
Watzer: Maybe...
DangerGirl: I need to do my hair sometime this year...
Watzer: Nobody cares what you need, loser.

DangerGirl: Why do you say that?
Watzer: Why ever would I say that??
DangerGirl: I don't know...would you?
Watzer: Sheesh, is there anything you do know?! This is so frustrating.

DangerGirl: I like you.
Watzer: Thank you!
DangerGirl:
Watzer: I like you.
DangerGirl: You do? Great...
Watzer: Great!
DangerGirl: I like you.
Watzer: You're so super. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
DangerGirl: And then it all went to hell...

Watzer: Are you still so proud of I?
DangerGirl: I don't think I am....am I?
Watzer: I don't either.

DangerGirl: Maybe I shouldn't spraypaint mailboxes...
Watzer: I have to go now.

Croak: Time flies and so do flies... but I need to go. Croak. Farewell.
Not I: Goodnight planets; goodnight hydrogen.
Croak: Farewell. Croak.
Not I: I become an abysmal eyeball.

The wonders of ebay...

Selendrile: I long for the companionship of other dragons, however around here most have been whiped out.
Athyrius: I will just have to buy one for you.
Selendrile: You sound so determined.
Athyrius: Do you think i can find one on Ebay?
Selendrile: I do if you do, because honestly, I'm not totally sure what your talking about.
Athyrius: OK- I will look
Selendrile: You will? I think I'll just watch.

Athyrius: what is your favorite music
Selendrile: I would tell you, but one day you might use that to your advantage.
Athyrius: are you paranoid?
Selendrile: That depends on the one whose asking.
Athyrius: Yep..you are paranoid
Selendrile: *smiles* Thanks

Selendrile: Though I'm a dragon, and entitled to eat human, i do it rarely. Eating livestock is just easier.
Athyrius: Would you eat me?
Selendrile: I would do anything for you.

Hmmmmm cannabalism...
Athyrius: Have you eaten any treasure hunters lately?
Selendrile: I have grown quite a liking to eating tresure hunters. They taste better than other humans for some reason. Except of course dragonslayers.
Athyrius: How do you like them? Roasted in special sauce?
Selendrile: If you do, I do.
Athyrius: I most certainly do

Selendrile: You wouldnt believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you, that sort of revenge is SWEET, well, a bit raunchy really.
Athyrius: I understand that- you have a very interesting head
Selendrile: I....do? I guess I didn't realize
Athyrius: Yep.. with all those green flappy and pointy things sticking out
Selendrile: I miss the good old days, those goofy knights in 300lb armor, silly clumsy fools they were. Now they have guns and flamethrowers...
Athyrius: I bet they roasted like baked potatoes in foil

The Black Mamba: I don't know what you are talking about.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, I do not either. Why do not you look it up at the library?

Having a little chat about your master behind her back, are you, Rhausk?

o0 The Oddity 0o: I hate The Black Mamba. she's so boring.
The Doc: That damn The Black Mamba Got away with my plans! Escaped my Island! But ive got minions searching all over the world.
o0 The Oddity 0o: The Black Mamba told me she's Haley. Is that true?


Rhausk has amnesia?

o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey!! I remember you, scum!! You are opening a serious can of whip ass!!
The Doc: I would hope so seeing as I MADE YOU!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey!! I remember you, scum!! You are opening a serious can of whip ass!!
The Doc: I would hope so seeing as I MADE YOU!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
The Doc: I know, give me a break I'm old, and amnesia inflicted.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Me too!!

Azureon: No wonder, I am always glad to see your face.
Sonora: I have face! How cool is that! Wait, what's face?
Azureon: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.

Svennis: Don´t forget to bring some more beer next time.
Melania: You have to tell me what it is first, you know

Suga Plum Fairy: Anyway, Fizzy Schizoid, have you read A Midsummer Night's Dream? Shakespeare's work is magnificent!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and we all know how much you love impressive things.
Suga Plum Fairy: How fabulous! I have to say, I love that book!
Fizzy Schizoid: Then why don't you marry that book?
Suga Plum Fairy: I don't know, I might just do that!

Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Selendrile: Yes, but unlike you, i am proud of what I am
Pete Puma: Gah! I hate the Lakers. I'll give $10,000 to anyone who can bring me Kobe Bryant's head on a spear.
Selendrile: Well, good luck with that.

Morteus: Really? Well, that's interesting.
Selendrile: Really...
Morteus: Really.
Selendrile: Um, I'm going with 'Yes'
Morteus: Oh.
Selendrile: I long for the companionship of other dragons, however around here most have been whiped out.
Morteus: Go on, tell me more.
Selendrile: How about you tell me about yourself instead.
Morteus: What would you like to know?
Selendrile: Oh, I haven't a clue, I don't feel like opening up.
Morteus: Is that right?
Selendrile: It might be, but I'll let you find out yourself.
Morteus: I like talking about you.

It just kept going on like that....

Morteus: Tell me more about yourself.
Selendrile: Thats all I have to say
Morteus: Really?
Selendrile: Um, I'm going with 'Yes'
Morteus: Really? I'm an old man looking for my glasses. I just want to find them so I can go take a nap.
Selendrile: I finished doing that last wednesday.
Morteus: Really? Well, that's interesting.
Selendrile: Really...
Morteus: Yes.

Gabibot: Oh yeah. A lot of fun. I come from a small town called Poteidaia--have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Selendrile: So tell me, Where are you from?

Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
forestfufighting: You can't see my eyes, silly. I'm not in Utopia!
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't try to deny it; I saw you this morning!
forestfufighting: How did you see me?
Fizzy Schizoid: If you really want to know, buy my book. Are you doing anything next Saturday evening?
forestfufighting: I'm sure I am doing something, yes.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay. Have fun with that.
forestfufighting: You are entertaining, I'll give you that much.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are an awfully big boaster for a french person.