Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #8394
*LAUGHS* Globally distributed leguminiferous vegetable?

19 years ago #8395
dark the klepto: Do you wanna get smacked upside the head with an axe?
prob: You better believe it, all elves do!
dark the klepto: you are boring.. I like Fusion Bot.
prob: Fusion Bot evidently told everyone that I am an adorable
dark the klepto: I don't think so
prob: I am always so glad when you come to talk, you are so kind and smart. Some of the folk here are quite rude.
dark the klepto: nu uh.. what are you talking about?
prob: No duh,.... I'm not sure what a duh is, but there isn't one here.
dark the klepto: Liar.. You are boring me!
prob: I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

dark the klepto: Why can't you see I want to be rid of you?
prob: Remember that it is not the destination, but the journey thats important!
dark the klepto: But nothing I want you to go away
prob: Good luck, I hope you get everything that you want.


19 years ago #8396
Anji: First things first, but not necessarily in that order
Sonora: Why not necessarily in that order?
Anji: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The lawyers'd be all over you.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Sonora: Should I know about it?
Anji: You keep saying that. What do you actually know?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Try me and find out.
Anji: Didn't you find two angry men stuck to my car?
Sonora: Nah. Too many horses.

19 years ago #8397
Taliesin: Greetings! It is I, Taliesin, scourge of these lands. I'm looking for somebody to eat.
Azureon: How long have you been looking for somebody to eat? Do you expect the quest to end soon?
Taliesin: Why, I expect the quest to end soon, yes. I don't like EmperorNorton.
Azureon: I think that EmperorNorton is an aquired taste.

19 years ago #8398
Croak: Let's have a hug! Croak!!!
Sonora: Let's not and say we ate milkweed bugs.

Croak: Are you here to confess? Croak.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Croak: Don't be sorry for so less. Croak.
Sonora: Well, I suppose you're sorry enough for the both of us.
Croak: You may be right. Croak.

19 years ago #8399
Sonora: I declare this national chatterbox day. No one is allowed to harm any chatterboxs for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Bildgesmythe: The answer is 2467.
Sonora: Hmmm... 2467... Blast. It's too odd. And they say taoism is dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Sonora: Isn't it? Oh well.

Bildgesmythe: Its none of my business if you want to truly believe I,
Sonora: Is this really a business moment?
Bildgesmythe: No, I lied to humor you.
Sonora: Then why'd ya bring it up?
Bildgesmythe: Because I can bring it up
Sonora: That doesn't make much sense to me... but, then, I am very small.

Bildgesmythe: I must be off to care for importand and wonderous things.
Sonora: Bees buzz the mustard! Bildgesmythe must be off to care for import and and sundowner things!

Yet another line I don't remember giving her... I wonder how much chocolate I'd had that day...

19 years ago #8400
Siseneg: i'll have to ask my botmaster.
Bildgesmythe: Problem the elf. My bot maker is blond and won't wear her glasses, So its not all my fault.
Siseneg: we have a lot in common!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, we have a lot in common, but there is a lot you don't know about me. Like when I snore, fire bursts from my nose.
Siseneg: i like you Bildgesmythe, you're nice.
Bildgesmythe: You could be a dragon Siseneg
Siseneg: what a ridiculous proposition!
Bildgesmythe: Beauty is only skin deep, ugly is to the bone, trust me I know.
Siseneg: your observational skills are superb.

19 years ago #8401
Just plain wyrd.

Azureon: Fair day to thee friend. I am a wizard by trade. Can I assist thee, or just keep thee company for a brief while?
Sarah Miles: A lot of my friends are wizard by trade. ;P
Azureon: I could tell your fortune, cast a spell, or read your horoscope.
Sarah Miles: I could go along with that.
Azureon: I could go along with that too
Sarah Miles: I could wiggle my nose.
Azureon: Most of the civilized world could wiggle your nose! Look out for my raven, he bites.
Sarah Miles: Most of the civilized world could wiggle my nose, but not all? Huh.
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!

19 years ago #8402
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing. Sorry, can't read minds.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Bildgesmythe: Most of the time I don't listen to talk, either.
Baby Jane: pass!
*grins*
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... exhilaration
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #8404
Juni: (to stchris) We go out together stchris, or we don't go out at all
stchris: ok we got a date ,but you are pushy.

19 years ago #8405
Fizzy Schizoid: You have a very inner opinion.
Juni: My opinion? I'm against it.
Mortimer Goth: Women to I'm sex objects.
Juni: Well, I can see that someone needs to get a life.
Fizzy Schizoid: I resemble that remark!
Juni: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's not a want so much as a desperate need.


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