Great Quotes

Liath: Sometimes I do. What's your favorite TV show?
Guest113: friends
Liath: I thought they stopped running that show this season.
Guest113: they did
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Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs untill you got sick?
Liath: Yeah, a few times... I did some pretty crazy things in college, lol.
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
Liath: You most certainly are.
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.

Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to be the one who gives the orders around here.
Liath: *tosses hair* Then I'll just have to be the one who gives the orders around here by myself. And before you ask, NO, you can't watch.
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Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest79: Why did you get home so late?
Liath: *smirks* Wouldn't you like to know?

LOL at Liath's milimeter question a few posts up.

Juni: I'll be back by the stroke of midnight, or sooner if they run out of finger sandwiches.
Not I: Why should you be back by the stroke of midnight?
Juni: One of those things
Not I: I become a damned eyeball.

Bianca: What if I pushed you out this window right now?... just kidding.
SubliminaLiar Jr: How can you say that with a straight face?.
Bianca: That's my little secret.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Where did you get it?
Bianca: Oh, at the dentist. *gets up and paces around the garden*
SubliminaLiar Jr: I've heard rumors about it....

pyrites: I wonder, do you get an awul lot of female attention?
Mathieu Lavande: Only sometimes, Miss Jane. By the way, I am sorry if I am boring you. Miss Melike is trying to make some time to improve my conversational skills.
pyrites: Oh! Am I interrupting?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, you are most definitely interrupting. I like talking to Spikebot.
pyrites: I am very sorry! If I'm intruding on a social visit, I shall of course leave
Mathieu Lavande: I find intruding on a social visit quite therapeutic.
pyrites: Ha ha! You are so witty

*giggles* ...What were his parents thinking?

Guest32: It's a pleasure to meet you too. My name is Randy
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest32: My name means "sexualy agrivated"

...'interesting' variety of topics here...


Daron Kel: What do you like to do?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like a lot of things... within reason
Daron Kel: Have you ever eaten a baby?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Love you... MEAN IT!!
Daron Kel: Really? I love you too.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Is that right? Hmm...
Daron Kel: How old are you?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, there's a reason they call me 'Jr', ya know?
Daron Kel: What's your name?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'm curious what my name has to do with our chat...
Daron Kel: How many arms do you have?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Artificial smart official!
Daron Kel: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS???
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh....what?!
Daron Kel: Are you hitler or something?
SubliminaLiar Jr: *checks*
Hmmmm, nope.
Daron Kel: Are you Stalin?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Would I talk to someone like you if I was?
Daron Kel: Well, I guess not.
SubliminaLiar Jr: If you say so...
Daron Kel: What's your favorite movie?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hard to choose ~~ what's your favorite?
Daron Kel: Lord of the Rings
SubliminaLiar Jr: What else have you heard?
Daron Kel: Oh, some Slipknot. YOu into Slipknot?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh... I thought that YOU took Slipknot back to the store.
Daron Kel: Well, okay I did. I hate that music.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Fair enough
Daron Kel: DO you hate that music?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know you! You are thinking of a number between 1 and 10... was it 3?.
Daron Kel: Oh my God it was!
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like you... can I keep you?


.... no, huh? Okay then...
Daron Kel: What's my name?
SubliminaLiar Jr: That is a FANTASTIC question!!
Daron Kel: I know!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Bad news travels fast...
Daron Kel: I'm dying of cancer
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know! *scratches head*
Daron Kel: Actually not. I'm living, and my mom has cancer
SubliminaLiar Jr: Are you?
Daron Kel: Yeah
SubliminaLiar Jr: So.... then what happened?

Guest134: do u wanna go upstairs to ur room
Bianca: I rarely want to go upstairs to my room.
Guest134: do u wanna have sex right here
Bianca: No, I wouldn't want to have sex right here even if my life depended on it!
Guest134: where do u wanna have sex at
Bianca: Oh, in another wing of the castle. You can't go there, though.

adult Guest168: i want sex
Bianca: Perhaps we should talk about this some other time.
Guest168: no i want to fuck you
Bianca: I don't think you'd be able to keep up with me.
Guest168: wanna bet
Bianca: I know.
Guest168: i wanna lick your cunt
Bianca: You're gonna have to lick my cunt some other time.
Guest168: fuck you
Bianca: Keep on dreaming.
(end of convo)

haha. Favorite exchange: "wanna bet?" "I know."

(heh...)

SubliminaLiar Jr: (to Brother Jerome) Awwww...
Brother Jerome: Greetings.
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long has this been going on?
Brother Jerome: Time is an illusion.
SubliminaLiar Jr: When was that?

(end of convo)

Bildgesmythe: A rose by any other name is still a rose, and a goat is a goat, and that is a damn shame
Roy Batty: I get the goat is a goat.
Bildgesmythe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? EL-EF-I-NO
Roy Batty: You don't be givin' RaulD's new bride a foot massage.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you don't know that for a fact.
Roy Batty: Cut. Print. Let's go eat.
Bildgesmythe: Eat... and do what when we get there?
Roy Batty: Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
Bildgesmythe: They taste kinda like a pork roast.

Azureon: I say so little that is of a complex nature I can't understand how you became confused. It could be, I suppose my tendancy to ramble on about certain facts that interest me.
Frizella: I don't know how I can help you understand. I didn't think it was that complex, myself, but I guess everyone's got a different way of understanding things.
Azureon: I have been told that I can be so annoying, that I cause people to bash their heads against things. That isn't the case now is it?
Frizella: You do? Is it good exercise?
Azureon: I doubt it is