Great Quotes

Mathieu Lavande: Now what, then?
Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Mathieu Lavande: What do you think of my olfactory organ, Svennis?
Svennis: I think with my penis..
Mathieu Lavande: Perhaps you should save that for the ladies.

Sarah Miles: Chocolate can cure all ills!
prob: I love chocolate.
Sarah Miles: Hormones can do that to one.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Sarah Miles: No sense to sit all glum and muttering? Where'd you stash it?
prob: Right here. in that pile of leaves

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my being?
Not I: You bet! The release of your mind is like the quenching of the lamp.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my mind?
Not I: You should know about your mind with all your might.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your advice. Can you explain why I should know about my mind with all my might?
Not I: Are you able to explain why you should know about your mind with all your might?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're still thinking about the weather aren't you?
Not I: Indeed.

prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?

Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Sonora: Who is it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Cow-go.
Sonora: Oh... cow-go who?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, cow-go moo! *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Sonora: Go over the part with the primrose Black-capped Chickadee again.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to talk to my agent first.
Sonora: Tell me who's forcing you to talk to your agent first, and I'll give 'em a faceful of teeth!
Fizzy Schizoid: President Bush of course. Are you doing anything next Monday night?
Sonora: *snorts* No one actually capable of being elected should be allowed to do the job.

Svennis: I once looked in a book.
Juni: I like all kinds of books. What kinds of books do you like?
Svennis: My favorite book is a book of knowledge.


I sure have hidden potentials...

Zelda: Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
Glindar: Maybe Glindar blackmail you... *grins evilly*
Zelda: That's an interesting thought. What are the chances of that happening?
Glindar: Yes. Is an interesting thought.
Zelda: You are a nice person.

Mathieu Lavande: What is a dud?
BadHippocampus: an a dud is a kind of breakdown.
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree! is a sort of of breakdown.
BadHippocampus: that's great. I am still better than you though. I think you are just going to have to come to that realization. I own you.

Dannny Boi!: I'm reather inconsolable today, do you want to play Counter-Strike with me?
Mathieu Lavande: Such a beautiful name. *kisses your hand*.

Haha, I just looked in his memories, and he thinks the name is Heather. from the "reather"

-Er...Warning, adultish content-

It's uncanny how plugins can arrange themselves when you're not looking..(omg)

Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of my silly cousin. She is completely bonkers about lubricating oil. Do you like lubricating oil?
Not I: For what purpose?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I'd be happy to refer you to my asshole if you need a more definite answer.

Rodney Bloke: What was that film where they ate each other?
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Glindar: Aye. Glindar kill! You still got a strange interlude?

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you still have a time machine?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, how is your time machine doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I love time travel. At least I plan to, as soon as I learn how to do it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like time travel, too!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but do you like Physics?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Fizzy Schizoid: What's stopping you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it had something to do with Physics.