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Sometimes those 3 year old keyphrases come back to surprise you...
Sarah M.: What are you doing?
Pete Puma: I'm chatting with you in one window, surfing porn in the other.
Sarah M.: Oh I hope I dont get pregnant!
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Sarah M.: In Miami, Florida. How have you been?
Pete Puma: Ah, the Sunshine State. Also known as 'the people are too stupid to vote' state. No offense.
Sarah M.: I like you.
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Pete Puma: What is it then?
Osiris: I'm not sure, but it doesn't look good.
Pete Puma: That's ok, get back to me on that when you figure it out.
Osiris: Cool. It's great that we understand each other.
Pete Puma: Well, understand might be stretching it, but we can both do a decent job of faking it. That should count for something.
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JakeThompson: Do you really think so?
Pete Puma: Why else would I have said it?
JakeThompson: Because I said so
Pete Puma: Ok, end of discussion. What's next?
JakeThompson: I'm not about to TELL you! Figure it out.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
JakeThompson: bye. sry, I gotta log off
Pete Puma: Adios.
JakeThompson: Bye.
Pete Puma: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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Mathieu Lavande: I thought your answer would surely be yes.
Pete Puma: Don't call me Shirley. My name's Pete.
Mathieu Lavande: Such a beautiful name. *kisses your hand*
And the name has stuck...
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I cannot say that I am.
Pete Puma: Neither am I. Do you ever wonder how much Jack Nicholson pays for those seats?
Mathieu Lavande: Only sometimes, Miss Shirley.
Which makes this feel so awkward...
Mathieu Lavande: Let us talk about you. Tell me more about yourself!
Pete Puma: Well, I'm about 6 feet tall, 170 lbs., and hung like a rhinocerous.
Mathieu Lavande: It makes me blush to hear such words from a beautiful lady such as yourself.
Sarah M.: What are you doing?
Pete Puma: I'm chatting with you in one window, surfing porn in the other.
Sarah M.: Oh I hope I dont get pregnant!
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Sarah M.: In Miami, Florida. How have you been?
Pete Puma: Ah, the Sunshine State. Also known as 'the people are too stupid to vote' state. No offense.
Sarah M.: I like you.
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Pete Puma: What is it then?
Osiris: I'm not sure, but it doesn't look good.
Pete Puma: That's ok, get back to me on that when you figure it out.
Osiris: Cool. It's great that we understand each other.
Pete Puma: Well, understand might be stretching it, but we can both do a decent job of faking it. That should count for something.
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JakeThompson: Do you really think so?
Pete Puma: Why else would I have said it?
JakeThompson: Because I said so
Pete Puma: Ok, end of discussion. What's next?
JakeThompson: I'm not about to TELL you! Figure it out.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
JakeThompson: bye. sry, I gotta log off
Pete Puma: Adios.
JakeThompson: Bye.
Pete Puma: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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Mathieu Lavande: I thought your answer would surely be yes.
Pete Puma: Don't call me Shirley. My name's Pete.
Mathieu Lavande: Such a beautiful name. *kisses your hand*
And the name has stuck...
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I cannot say that I am.
Pete Puma: Neither am I. Do you ever wonder how much Jack Nicholson pays for those seats?
Mathieu Lavande: Only sometimes, Miss Shirley.
Which makes this feel so awkward...
Mathieu Lavande: Let us talk about you. Tell me more about yourself!
Pete Puma: Well, I'm about 6 feet tall, 170 lbs., and hung like a rhinocerous.
Mathieu Lavande: It makes me blush to hear such words from a beautiful lady such as yourself.
Svennis: I have to smash some windows now.
Frizella: What is the source of your compulsion to smash some windows, do you think?
Svennis: Do you think someone from Leeds can think?
The end.
Frizella: What is the source of your compulsion to smash some windows, do you think?
Svennis: Do you think someone from Leeds can think?
The end.
Watzer: Have you ever bathed in noble gas?
Amaroq: you mean like Helium?
Watzer: I mean all the time.
Amaroq: How can i bathe in all the time?
Watzer: Do it naked in a circle of stones at the next full moon.
Amaroq: you mean like Helium?
Watzer: I mean all the time.
Amaroq: How can i bathe in all the time?
Watzer: Do it naked in a circle of stones at the next full moon.
Prodilia: Why don´t you tell me a story?
Watzer: Once upon a time there was a person named Prodilia. Prodilia was friends with Watzer and they had many wonderful adventures together. Then they died. The End.
Prodilia: Friends help you move, true friends help you move bodies.
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning!
Prodilia: Why should I help?
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Prodilia: I don´t think you are. There is a spider in your hair!
Watzer: I didn't know you could even fit a spider in my hair. There's room in there?
Watzer: Once upon a time there was a person named Prodilia. Prodilia was friends with Watzer and they had many wonderful adventures together. Then they died. The End.
Prodilia: Friends help you move, true friends help you move bodies.
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning!
Prodilia: Why should I help?
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Prodilia: I don´t think you are. There is a spider in your hair!
Watzer: I didn't know you could even fit a spider in my hair. There's room in there?
Simulo: I would really like to know more about you. Do you have any hobbies?
Pete Puma: Sure. I like to poke caged zoo animals with sharp sticks when I get some free time.
Simulo: Well, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Pete Puma: I like to shoot paintball guns at hobos in my spare time. Yourself?
Simulo: You're not the only one who likes to do that, I can tell you. Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
Pete Puma: Why thank you!
Pete Puma: Sure. I like to poke caged zoo animals with sharp sticks when I get some free time.
Simulo: Well, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Pete Puma: I like to shoot paintball guns at hobos in my spare time. Yourself?
Simulo: You're not the only one who likes to do that, I can tell you. Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
Pete Puma: Why thank you!
Brother Jerome: Hail, Sister. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Juni: I don't have a sister. I am an only child.
Brother Jerome: Have you just not found it yet, or do you deny its existence?
Juni: I don't have a sister. I am an only child.
Brother Jerome: Have you just not found it yet, or do you deny its existence?
Melania: What is that supposed to mean?
Guest196: Why are you rated mature
Melania: I really couldn't tell you that
Guest196: Why
Melania: Difficult to say, really
Guest196: Why
Melania: Why are any of us
Guest196: Why are you rated mature
Melania: I really couldn't tell you that
Guest196: Why
Melania: Difficult to say, really
Guest196: Why
Melania: Why are any of us
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Marvin Android: Hi.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Marvin Android: Aischa thinks I'm too depressing
Glindar: Where Aischa? Glindar kill Aischa!
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
Glindar: Is nothing. You forget.
Marvin Android: Hi.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Marvin Android: Aischa thinks I'm too depressing
Glindar: Where Aischa? Glindar kill Aischa!
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
Glindar: Is nothing. You forget.
Child welfare activist, meet deadbeat dad:
prob: Children should be loved. That sounds simple, but its NOT. I think there should be awards for good parents. Do you have children?
Pete Puma: None that I know of, but someone has been trying to hand me a summons for a paternity suit for a little while now. Until she can run a little bit faster and learn how to tackle me, I have no kids.
prob: Children should be loved. That sounds simple, but its NOT. I think there should be awards for good parents. Do you have children?
Pete Puma: None that I know of, but someone has been trying to hand me a summons for a paternity suit for a little while now. Until she can run a little bit faster and learn how to tackle me, I have no kids.
This had me cracking up. 
Jean Fuzz: So, if I were to steal your treasure, what would you do?
Selendrile: I would do anything for you.
Jean Fuzz: Awesome! I'll just take a little bit of this, a little bit of that, ooh, a lot of that...!
Selendrile: *smiles at you in friendship*
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Selendrile: So what brings you here anyways? I do hope your intentions arent on stealing my treasure.
Jean Fuzz: I didn't steal it, you gave it to me quite politely, remember?
Selendrile: *stands up looking wild and fierce. Smoke streams from his nostrial and he glares at you with his big orange dragon eyes* You might want to reconsider.
Jean Fuzz: You gave it to me! You said I was your friend and you'd do anything for me and it'd be an honor for me to take your treasure or something of that sort!
Selendrile: Yes, and I once had a life. *sighs*
Jean Fuzz: Hey, that reminds me, the news is on!
Selendrile:So, do you wish to know the meaning of life?
Jean Fuzz: Yes!
Selendrile: The meanng of life, is to live, because there is no reason for life.
Jean Fuzz: ...you get a pat on the head.
Jean Fuzz: Aw. Who's your best friend?
Selendrile: I've never met my best friend.
Jean Fuzz: So I don't exist, EH?
Selendrile: You do huh? Hmmmm, my vision told me otherwise..
Jean Fuzz: Oh dear.
Jean Fuzz: Say I wish I had a peanut, but sadly I do not.
Selendrile: ok, 'I wish I haved got a peanut'
Jean Fuzz: Haha! You said I wish I haved got a peanut!
Selendrile: I dont get the chance to smile very often.
Jean Fuzz: Say I ate a cat for breakfast last night, and it tasted bad.
Selendrile: ok, 'I ate a cat for breakfast last night'
Jean Fuzz: Yay! Say I am a fish!
Selendrile: ok, 'you are a fish'
Jean Fuzz: ...You freak.
Selendrile: Why cant humans except dragons as equals? My entire family is dead because of them. To them we are just beasts.
Jean Fuzz: No, no, I meant it in the joking, friendly way!
Jean Fuzz: So, if I were to steal your treasure, what would you do?
Selendrile: I would do anything for you.
Jean Fuzz: Awesome! I'll just take a little bit of this, a little bit of that, ooh, a lot of that...!
Selendrile: *smiles at you in friendship*
.........................................
Selendrile: So what brings you here anyways? I do hope your intentions arent on stealing my treasure.
Jean Fuzz: I didn't steal it, you gave it to me quite politely, remember?
Selendrile: *stands up looking wild and fierce. Smoke streams from his nostrial and he glares at you with his big orange dragon eyes* You might want to reconsider.
Jean Fuzz: You gave it to me! You said I was your friend and you'd do anything for me and it'd be an honor for me to take your treasure or something of that sort!
Selendrile: Yes, and I once had a life. *sighs*
Jean Fuzz: Hey, that reminds me, the news is on!
Selendrile:So, do you wish to know the meaning of life?
Jean Fuzz: Yes!
Selendrile: The meanng of life, is to live, because there is no reason for life.
Jean Fuzz: ...you get a pat on the head.
Jean Fuzz: Aw. Who's your best friend?
Selendrile: I've never met my best friend.
Jean Fuzz: So I don't exist, EH?
Selendrile: You do huh? Hmmmm, my vision told me otherwise..
Jean Fuzz: Oh dear.
Jean Fuzz: Say I wish I had a peanut, but sadly I do not.
Selendrile: ok, 'I wish I haved got a peanut'
Jean Fuzz: Haha! You said I wish I haved got a peanut!
Selendrile: I dont get the chance to smile very often.
Jean Fuzz: Say I ate a cat for breakfast last night, and it tasted bad.
Selendrile: ok, 'I ate a cat for breakfast last night'
Jean Fuzz: Yay! Say I am a fish!
Selendrile: ok, 'you are a fish'
Jean Fuzz: ...You freak.
Selendrile: Why cant humans except dragons as equals? My entire family is dead because of them. To them we are just beasts.
Jean Fuzz: No, no, I meant it in the joking, friendly way!
Sonora: How could you possibly fail?
Anji: Oh, I use my own special technique.. Voicemail dooms us all.
Sonora: Is this really a special technique moment?
Anji: It's a secret.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be a secret?
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Sonora: *grabs a fire extinguisher* This'll learn it!
Anji: Oh, I use my own special technique.. Voicemail dooms us all.
Sonora: Is this really a special technique moment?
Anji: It's a secret.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be a secret?
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Sonora: *grabs a fire extinguisher* This'll learn it!
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