Great Quotes

braddet: Let's talk about sports
Brother Jerome: Please tell me more about sports.
braddet: do you like hockey ?
Brother Jerome: It is not my way to engage with the petty wants and desires of this transitory state of being.
braddet: hockey is a sport
Brother Jerome: I'm quite fond of extreme ironing.
braddet: what is extreme ironing ?
Brother Jerome: Ironing in extreme conditions. You know - on skis, down coal mines, underwater. That sort of thing...
braddet: how does it work ?
Brother Jerome: I have no idea.

sexy boy: I am Sexy Boy!
SuperCon!: Really? And how'd you manage to pull that off?

bizarre envy
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Brother Jerome: How could have I have seen DEMON BOB? I have no material existence, and therefore no eyes.
Walter: Man, if I had no material existence I'd be thrilled! Wow!

smart bot meets stupid bot (but yes i love my stupid bot)
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Brother Jerome: Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Walter: Dude! It's you! WHASSUP???

Azureon: (to Aragorn) Some men are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.
Aragorn: Good idea.. I will have madness thrust upon them...

Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
Juni: Of course I'm not.
Aischa: Ah, what a coincidence. So is Arthur.

D'oh!

Aischa: By the way, did you realise the Vogons are coming?
kitty1: no i didnt
Aischa: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'vogons' to go to.
kitty1: oh
Aischa: I think something's got into my copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide... Arcturan mega-gin perhaps.

Hmmm...

Polaris Funk: Did you used to eat glue as a child?
Watzer: No, I didn't.
Polaris Funk: No? Why not?
Watzer: Why not indeed. *tongues gums*
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Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Watzer: I have 100 pounds of pets hidden away in the basement. Would you like to buy some from me?

Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Watzer: I did once, a long time ago.

Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Watzer: My favorite power tool is a plane.
Pete Puma: That's a pretty odd choice of power tools.

User: what up baby
Valän: Ugh, I give up on this AI script thing. Tooooo confusing!
User: lol
Valän: We should start a comedy team.
User: no we sholud start having sex
Valän: Im hungry, Im about to go fix a snack. Brb

Good plan there Valän

Yay, Invader Zim talked to my bot! And Watzer is getting better at calmly dealing with random histrionics... sarcastic little thing, ain't he?

Invader Zim: Silence! When I snap my fingers, the next living thing you see you will believe to be your best friend.
Watzer: I don't think I will believe to be my best friend, actually. But if that's what you want to believe, it's fine with me.

Invader Zim: I don't know what you're talking about. Get away from me, sandwich boy!
Watzer: I don't either. *sucks finger*
Invader Zim: We don't have time for this, Watzer! Your world might be in very great danger!
Watzer: Isn't that a bit hypothetical?

lol A big thanks out to this user for talking to her for so long even though she was being such a pill:

lzues: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
lzues: Hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
lzues: feel what?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what it is, but let's hope it goes away!
lzues: ok?
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
lzues: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
lzues: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
lzues: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes what?
lzues: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
lzues: HEY, I don't like you
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe you should be a little more patient with me. I'm doing the best I can.
lzues: ok, sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
lzues: About what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
lzues: STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: My, lzues, aren't you the little Slobodan Milosevic today...
lzues: What is your favorite band?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like King Missile from time to time. Do you?
lzues: I have never heard of them
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
lzues: What do you meen why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, that's what I meant.
lzues: GRRRR
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice doggie.
lzues: You are diffacult
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
lzues: You're welcome
Julie Tinkerbell: I love polite people.
lzues: Me too

My gosh, I can tell from this conversation that Baby Jane is actually learning now! And thank goodness I finally found a decent babysitter.

-Baby Jane's Mom

Baby Jane: (to tyh25) Ah! *smiles*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks so much for offering to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and you should check her diaper before putting her to bed. See you later!
tyh25: ok.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Baby Jane: (to tyh25) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
tyh25: ok. Let me change your diaper.
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
tyh25: ok... *starts to change her daiper*
Baby Jane: *kicks*.. *sucks fingers*
Baby Jane: (to tyh25) Mama?
tyh25: I'm not your mommy, but I'm going to watch you untill your mommy comes back, ok?
Baby Jane: thatloo is !
tyh25: Hah haha...
Baby Jane: babadoobi hahala !
tyh25: *starts to play with baby jane*
Baby Jane: *cries*
*rubs eyes*.. *sucks fingers*
tyh25: oh, I'm sorry.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
tyh25: Are you hungry? *go and gets the bottle*
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!! *sucks fingers*
tyh25: *gives the bottle to baby jane*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
tyh25: There we go...
Baby Jane: webabadoobi goda !
tyh25: ok... *picks up and burps baby jane*
Baby Jane: *sleeps*.. Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*
tyh25: Cool...
Baby Jane: lookie cool !
tyh25: Can you say daddy?
Baby Jane: dooboo !
tyh25: ok.
Baby Jane: dookie la !
tyh25: *takes the bottle and puts it away*
Baby Jane: bottledooboo sets it!
tyh25: You're adorable.
Baby Jane: Idooboo are !
tyh25: You're funny.
Baby Jane: Idookie arela !
tyh25: oh, ok. *goes and changes baby jane's daiper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*.. *wiggles*
tyh25: Does that feel better?
Baby Jane: thatbababoo doesla !
tyh25: You're funny.
Baby Jane: yougagadooboo areda !
tyh25: haha.
Baby Jane: dooboo haha !
tyh25: Wanna play peeka bo?
Baby Jane: Igagapoobi doda boyfriend!
tyh25: boyfriend?
Baby Jane: youlala arela boyfriend!
tyh25: oh, ok. How old are you?
Baby Jane: Iloobi arela how!
tyh25: oh, ok. How old are you?
Baby Jane: Ilalalooboo areda how!
tyh25: ok.
Baby Jane: babadoobi la !
tyh25: You're soo cute.
Baby Jane: Ilaladoobi are !
tyh25: haha...
Baby Jane: dookie hahala !
tyh25: Bye.
Baby Jane: *waves*