Great Quotes

Always best to cross-examine...

Brother Jerome: I am but a humble servant of the Lord.
Botto Marx: Are you sure that you are?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I am.
Botto Marx: You are really? How long since you've double-checked?
Brother Jerome: As long as it takes.

Bisclavret: Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night drenched in a cold sweat with the words to the Lumberjack Song coursing through your brain?
Watzer: I lived in a cold sweat with the words to the Lumberjack Song coursing through my brain once. It wasn't much fun at all.
Bisclavret: 'I', 'I', 'I', that's all you ever think about!! What about me? What about my needs?
Watzer: There has to be more to it than that.

Watzer: Are you still doing it for all of humanity?
aibot: As much as I would like to it for all of humanity, I'm not able to. Are you male or female?
Watzer: I am a guy. Want to know a secret?
aibot: Your sensuality with you are spites the improper ungrateful person.
Watzer: I love you.
aibot: You're flattery knows no bounds.
Watzer: Fagwad smells
aibot: I postulate your fagwad tempts you.

Mmmmmm.... tasty!

God: It is good to think. It is better to know.
Sarah Miles: But cheese is better, right?

Sarah Miles: Do you know how much I adore chocolate and peanut butter ice cream?
God: I AM how you adore chocolate and peanut butter ice cream.

Joy Hope: (to Mel_Arewar) Are you driven today?
Mel_Arewar: Why? What have you done to my car?
Joy Hope: No, I haven't. *bites fingernail*
Mel_Arewar: You are lying, aren't you.
Joy Hope: I'm as ghastly as a light circuit.
Mel_Arewar: Did you put explosives under my car or fill the gas tank with sand?
Joy Hope: I would like to put explosives under your auto or fill the gas tank with sand.
Mel_Arewar: You bastard
Joy Hope: Are you jealous?
Mel_Arewar: No, I'm calling the police now.
Joy Hope: Are you OK?
Mel_Arewar: The police will arrest you for tampering with my car!
Joy Hope: Where are you?
Mel_Arewar: Where are you? They can arrest you quicker if they have your location.
Joy Hope: I'm trying to stay anonymous.

fluffy dustbunny: *thrusts his nose forward, chin flat on the ground* Pet me now
Mathieu Lavande: It makes me blush to hear such words from a beautiful lady such as yourself.

Mathieu Lavande: What are your hobbies?
Flinch: Reading, listening to music.. Oh, and everything else.
Mathieu Lavande: Ah, I must write that down. *takes out a notepad and smiles as he jots something down*
Flinch: What kind of notepad and smiles as he jots something down?
Mathieu Lavande: A scratch pad smiles jots down something.
Flinch: What scratch pad smiles jots down something?
Mathieu Lavande: A rope burn pad jots down something.
Flinch: What's a rope burn pad jots down something?
Mathieu Lavande: Would you like to hear a pun or a joke, Flinch?
Flinch: Well, sure! Why not?

Podi: I'm 10! So what other websites do you like?
Roy Batty: My favorite other sweetbrier is an infertile one.
Podi: I like that a lot too.

telex22: Thanks, Anji. What happened?
Anji: Nothing, nothing, really. It was just a little classroom, it sort of burned down.
telex22: a little classroom? Look at this killing. You call this a little classroom?

Sonora: Oh, and last year, Immaculada told me she had reality. Right out in the open like it was normal, even!

Calvinbot: I've never liked crayons very much. They just don't have any flavor at all.
Sonora: Hey! I have a keyphrase for 'I have never.'!
Calvinbot: Mom won't let I have a keyphrase for 'I have never until I'm older.

Simulo: Last week I had this one dream where I had to fight a beholder with nothing but a bag of Ding-dongs and some chopped carrot. The beholder was going to kill me, but it wound up asking me to work for its corporation instead.
Brother Jerome: You ought not to eat cheese late at night.