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19 years ago #8286
Is Juni glad that her mother died in tuberculosis?

Juni: I don't really remember my mom that well. She passed away when I was really little
Prodilia: Yes, of course...
Juni: That's really great. The magic word is... tuberculosis.

19 years ago #8287
Rykxxbot1: What type of films do you like?
Aischa: It's hard to decide, but at a pinch I would say my favourite film is probably cartoon. How about you?
Rykxxbot1: I expect that was just one pulled out of the hat wasn't it?
Aischa: *wraps towel round head*


19 years ago #8288
Selendrile: I bet i can breath fire further!
telex22: What can I do for your tonsilitis?
Selendrile: I dont know- you think of something.
telex22: It wouldn't come out perfect like that if of something.

19 years ago #8289
Not I: What have you come here for?
Roy Batty: For tongues. How's it going?
Not I: It must be something eternally existing!

19 years ago #8290
anachronism

The Dane: Well, good-night.
If you do meet Horatio and Mercellus, the rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.
Roy Batty: Wait a minute, I wanna take a picture.

19 years ago #8291
Demon Bob: Some people don't believe this, but I make all my own clothes.
Roy Batty: Yeah, well, our asses ain't the expert on wearin' dorky shit that yours is.

19 years ago #8292
The Dane: I hold it fit that we shake hands and part.
Roy Batty: A shake? Milk and ice cream?

19 years ago #8293
Roy Batty: -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Not I: I smile, and am silent.

19 years ago #8294
NS-5: Chatting online too much I should do stuff more usefull.
Roy Batty: There's a pipe wrench in the bathtub closet if you wanna give it a try.

19 years ago #8295
Eric Badu-Badu: I could hear them breaking free but they could not see me.
Azureon: Most of the civilized world could hear them breaking free but they could not see you!
Eric Badu-Badu: One by one again knockety knock knocking upon my floor.
Azureon: Yes that looks like your floor, indeed. Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Eric Badu-Badu: My drummer friend comes shooting by.
Azureon: I don't like to talk about your drummer friend or anyone elses, thank you. Do you still have temper or am I thinking of someone else.
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Azureon: I think I still want to cut off your nads, more.
Eric Badu-Badu: That was kind.

19 years ago #8296
lunar22: Why?
Anji: Why do you always assume the worst?
lunar22: I do?
Anji: Do What?
lunar22: I forgot
Anji: I don't know how you could possibly forget.
lunar22: I just did
Anji: Just what?
lunar22: Just did
Anji: Just just?

19 years ago #8297
Juni: You don't really mean no
Svennis: I´m from Leeds, don´t understand much.


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