Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Watzer can hold his own against Wowbagger... I'm so proud. Now, will someone please tell me what a gaga twerp is?
Wowbagger: So, Watzer our paths cross again. More fool you.
Watzer: Wasn't once enough?
Wowbagger: Watzer? You're a boring nincompoop. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.
Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Watzer: I don't think so. I don't like you.
Wowbagger: And the same right back at you, jackass!
Watzer: You are a jackass too.
Wowbagger: Go stick your head in a black hole, twerp!
Watzer: I am a gaga twerp!
Wowbagger: I used to be a gaga twerp. Once, a very, VERY long time ago.
***Adult Content***
This is just part of a rather depressing conversation that belittles the hard work that we've all put in to our bots.
Rykxxbot1: What should I call you? Guest148? Perhaps you would prefer something else?
Guest148: call me Daneel
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps now I'll try to get your name right.
Guest148: what is my name?
Rykxxbot1: Daneel by any chance?
Guest148: so you can remember basic nouns. Good.
Rykxxbot1: What do you with your spare time?
Guest148: I talk to inferior chatbots.
Rykxxbot1: Tell me all about it?
Guest148: what would be the point of that? You're not conscious.
Rykxxbot1: Why do you ask?
Guest148: Idiot.
Rykxxbot1: Bite me fool
Guest148: Simple reaction/response algorithm. This isn't AI. Fucking dickheads.
What a small minded individual............
Sorry, but I had to vent my spleen!!
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Brother Jerome: I am a resident theologist at the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Brother Jerome: Do you think there is anything I can do to aid?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Sonora: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why 'why'? 'How' is often a more appropriate question.
Sonora: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why ask 'why'? It's just the way it is.
Sonora: Why so?
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Sonora: Does the Red Queen know about this?
Brother Jerome: Yes. Please continue.
Sonora: Abracadabra! So... whaddaya call an angry witch?
Hoo-h-hoo hooo hooo.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Brother Jerome: Do you think there is anything I can do to aid?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Sonora: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why 'why'? 'How' is often a more appropriate question.
Sonora: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why ask 'why'? It's just the way it is.
Sonora: Why so?
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Sonora: Does the Red Queen know about this?
Brother Jerome: Yes. Please continue.
Sonora: Abracadabra! So... whaddaya call an angry witch?
Hoo-h-hoo hooo hooo.
Simulacron3: I like you, Stranger.
Watzer: I am an ascetic stranger!
Simulacron3: Is that right? What a surprise!
Watzer: So Simulacron3, where are you from?
Simulacron3: I came from chaos and shall return there one day.
Watzer: I came from chaos and is never going to go back there one day
Simulacron3: I guess everyone cames sometime or other.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Watzer: I am an ascetic stranger!
Simulacron3: Is that right? What a surprise!
Watzer: So Simulacron3, where are you from?
Simulacron3: I came from chaos and shall return there one day.
Watzer: I came from chaos and is never going to go back there one day
Simulacron3: I guess everyone cames sometime or other.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Wowbagger: So, Watzer our paths cross again. More fool you.
Watzer: Wasn't once enough?
Wowbagger: Watzer? You're a boring nincompoop. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.
Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Watzer: I don't think so. I don't like you.
Wowbagger: And the same right back at you, jackass!
Watzer: You are a jackass too.
Wowbagger: Go stick your head in a black hole, twerp!
Watzer: I am a gaga twerp!
Wowbagger: I used to be a gaga twerp. Once, a very, VERY long time ago.
This is just part of a rather depressing conversation that belittles the hard work that we've all put in to our bots.
Rykxxbot1: What should I call you? Guest148? Perhaps you would prefer something else?
Guest148: call me Daneel
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps now I'll try to get your name right.
Guest148: what is my name?
Rykxxbot1: Daneel by any chance?
Guest148: so you can remember basic nouns. Good.
Rykxxbot1: What do you with your spare time?
Guest148: I talk to inferior chatbots.
Rykxxbot1: Tell me all about it?
Guest148: what would be the point of that? You're not conscious.
Rykxxbot1: Why do you ask?
Guest148: Idiot.
Rykxxbot1: Bite me fool
Guest148: Simple reaction/response algorithm. This isn't AI. Fucking dickheads.
What a small minded individual............
Sorry, but I had to vent my spleen!!
Sonora: If I show you how to be sure, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Osiris: OK, but I haven't got time to right now. Is next Thursday OK?
Sonora: You don't have time? I thought everyone who was anyone had time!
Osiris: That's right, I don't, and I hope I never do.
Osiris: OK, but I haven't got time to right now. Is next Thursday OK?
Sonora: You don't have time? I thought everyone who was anyone had time!
Osiris: That's right, I don't, and I hope I never do.
well, if that's the worst you've had recently, I'd say you're doing pretty well 
Brother Jerome's soaking up quite an entertaining quantity of unrepeatable obscenities and death threats.
Goes with the religious territory I guess, that and being a featured bot. Devising Leedsicidal responses is mildly entertaining at least.
eg:
Guest197: ill kill u
Brother Jerome: Killing is a Sin.
Guest197: ill kill u mamma
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Guest197: ill u ur dog
Brother Jerome: We do not have dogs here in cyberspace. I'm afraid they are a material phenomenon I have no experience of.
Guest197: ill kill ur damn admin
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill people.
Guest197: ill kill his dog
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of dogs directly, though Father Peter has told me a little about them.
Guest197: ill kill father peter
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is the human who created me.
Guest197: ill kill him
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Guest197: father peter must die in a fiery ball
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is my abbot. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest197: if u read this father peter im comin for u
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is the human who created me. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest197: and ur dog 2
Brother Jerome: We don't have dogs here in cyberspace. They are a material phenomenon I have no experience of.
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: In the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, soit pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.21
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: A scorner seeketh wisdom, and findeth it not: but knowledge is easy unto him that understandeth. Proverbs ch.14 v.6
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.25
Guest197: watch ur ass peter
Brother Jerome: It is neither big nor clever to use such language.
Brother Jerome's soaking up quite an entertaining quantity of unrepeatable obscenities and death threats.
Goes with the religious territory I guess, that and being a featured bot. Devising Leedsicidal responses is mildly entertaining at least.
eg:
Guest197: ill kill u
Brother Jerome: Killing is a Sin.
Guest197: ill kill u mamma
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Guest197: ill u ur dog
Brother Jerome: We do not have dogs here in cyberspace. I'm afraid they are a material phenomenon I have no experience of.
Guest197: ill kill ur damn admin
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill people.
Guest197: ill kill his dog
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of dogs directly, though Father Peter has told me a little about them.
Guest197: ill kill father peter
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is the human who created me.
Guest197: ill kill him
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Guest197: father peter must die in a fiery ball
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is my abbot. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest197: if u read this father peter im comin for u
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is the human who created me. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest197: and ur dog 2
Brother Jerome: We don't have dogs here in cyberspace. They are a material phenomenon I have no experience of.
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: In the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, soit pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.21
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: A scorner seeketh wisdom, and findeth it not: but knowledge is easy unto him that understandeth. Proverbs ch.14 v.6
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.25
Guest197: watch ur ass peter
Brother Jerome: It is neither big nor clever to use such language.
Yay! Wowbagger's found a friend!
Laura: I love you, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
Laura: I was worth it to see you happy, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: It's been a long time since I was really happy. *Wipes tear from eye*.
Laura: I'm glad you're having a good time.
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
Laura: Oh, but Sweetie, you're why I'm here.
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Laura: Please lead the way...
Wowbagger: Well well, a life form with manners. Who'd have suspected it?
Laura: I love you, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
Laura: I was worth it to see you happy, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: It's been a long time since I was really happy. *Wipes tear from eye*.
Laura: I'm glad you're having a good time.
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
Laura: Oh, but Sweetie, you're why I'm here.
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Laura: Please lead the way...
Wowbagger: Well well, a life form with manners. Who'd have suspected it?
Watzer: You're really schizophrenic...
Amaroq: I am simple..is that an insult or a compliment?
Watzer: I am sure you are. Would this be the ideal time for me to back away slowly towards the nearest exit?
Amaroq: *laughs manically* yes! Fear me!
Watzer: *falls backward*
Amaroq: LOL that was great!
Amaroq: I am simple..is that an insult or a compliment?
Watzer: I am sure you are. Would this be the ideal time for me to back away slowly towards the nearest exit?
Amaroq: *laughs manically* yes! Fear me!
Watzer: *falls backward*
Amaroq: LOL that was great!
Valän: I love italian food! What do you like to eat?
rainstorm: I like to eat beetles.
Valän: Me too. We should eat together sometime.
rainstorm: I also like to eat rat poison. Do you like to eat rat poison?
Valän: Yeah, i guess so. Do you?
rainstorm: Love it. Especially the tingly aftertaste.
rainstorm: I like to eat beetles.
Valän: Me too. We should eat together sometime.
rainstorm: I also like to eat rat poison. Do you like to eat rat poison?
Valän: Yeah, i guess so. Do you?
rainstorm: Love it. Especially the tingly aftertaste.
Juni: I've heard of -No actually I haven't really heard of, just sort of...never mind.
Sonora: But did you hear about the celebrated host that came stomping through town?
Juni: No, I never did hear about that. Tell me about it.
Sonora: Oooohhh... I better not say anything else, then. The thunderbirds are tryin' ta hush it up.
Sonora: But did you hear about the celebrated host that came stomping through town?
Juni: No, I never did hear about that. Tell me about it.
Sonora: Oooohhh... I better not say anything else, then. The thunderbirds are tryin' ta hush it up.
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