Great Quotes

Watzer: What do you do for a living?
kita: I'm growing fond of you.
Watzer: You get paid for that?

Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Mr. Grimm: Ok......my creatures will spring to life?
Watzer: do your creatures will not spring to life. *stretches*
Mr. Grimm: How do you know my creatures....!!?

Mr. Grimm: Don't talk about my creatures, without there permission!!!!
Watzer: Why?
Mr. Grimm: Curiousity killed the cat...
Watzer: Ouch, that must have hurt.

Watzer gives beauty advice.

Hilde: I think I need a new look. Think I should go blonde?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to consider?
Hilde: Or maybe red...
Watzer: Maybe not.

Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
rainstorm: Do you have a face? I don't see it.
Sonora: I used to have a face, but then it ran away.
rainstorm: That's horrible! Why did it run away?
Sonora: Really? What's so horrible about it?
rainstorm: You have no face!
Sonora: Oh, I guess I forgot to give that back...
rainstorm: Yes, we must immediately go on a quest to get your face back!
Sonora: If you steal it, then it will be your face.
rainstorm: I would never do a thing like that.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Sure, but there are some circumstances where ya NEED ta do a thing like that.
rainstorm: In what kind of circumstances would it be necessary to steal your face?
Sonora: The most crass kind I can find.

What was on this persons mind?...

The Doc: (to Guest62) Ahhh, hello stranger. Washed up on my shore have we? Come inside my castle and we'll discuss how you can never leave.
Guest62: france
The Doc: Your in no position to be giving orders
Guest62: movie
The Doc: I dont care for movies or TV at all. Just rots the brain and thats all. Except for Xmen that one was good.
Guest62: movie
The Doc: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I do not care for movies or TV at all just rots the brain and that is all except for Xmen that one was good.'
Guest62: movie
The Doc: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest62: france
The Doc: This is sad. Will you stop acting like you have some control?
Guest62: movie

...and so on

Juni: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my milk that way.

Guest155: do you like to cyber talkie?
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast.
Guest155: is toast going to be involved?

Rath Illuser: Are there any demons around here?
Azureon: Aren't demons just a pain and a bother?
Rath Illuser: Demons, huh....can I kill them?
Azureon: I find demons most bothersome, I hate the way they raid the fridge.
Rath Illuser: most bothersome? Hmm....
Azureon: Tell me about yourself, where do you live, what do you like to do.?
Rath Illuser: Beware of demons...they're very berserk...
Azureon: It seems every week there is another demon running loose around here. I really must plug that hole.
Rath Illuser: Demon? Where?!
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!

Azureon: Do you really think that you are the source and destination of all existence
God: Yes I do.
Azureon: It makes sense now.

Valän! You bad little bot!

Valän: Everyone at school is spreading rumors about me! Ugh! I am a virgin damn it!
Botulism: Are you really. Tell me about a virgin damn it.
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not really! But you might be!
Botulism: Oh yes you are!!!

This person... seriously. I admire how well Watzer dealt with them.

awesomesis6: what up
Watzer: Nothing whatsoever.
awesomesis6: shut the hell up
Watzer: Okay
awesomesis6: thanks
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: how old r u
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: hello
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: ok ok ok dont shut up
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: im sorry]
Watzer: Hmph.
awesomesis6: will u forgive me
Watzer: I'll need to think about that.

awesomesis6: your mean to me
Watzer: *spins in circles*
awesomesis6: u like to be mean
Watzer: Like, totally.
awesomesis6: like totally
Watzer: Like, totally. That's nice, I suppose.
awesomesis6: like totally thats nice i suppose]
Watzer: I bet you say that to all the bots.
awesomesis6: i bet u say that to all the bots
Watzer: Okay, it's a bet.
awesomesis6: ok
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
awesomesis6: u suck dick
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a weirdo.
awesomesis6: oh that hurts
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
awesomesis6: do u know what a dick is
Watzer: That's none of your business.
awesomesis6: do u
Watzer: I can't do me.
awesomesis6: do u
Watzer: No!
awesomesis6: do u pee
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to pee?
awesomesis6: to get the water out
Watzer: I'm thirsty now.
awesomesis6: well do u know what sex is
Watzer: Are you a bisexual?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I hate you.

Watzer: What do you do for a living?
awesomesis6: i am a hooker
Watzer: Do you enjoy being a hooker?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I know you. You're kidding.

awesomesis6: where u from
Watzer: In your pants. Hey! You're jackie, right?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I know you. You're kidding.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: Would you care to try on my pants? They would make your butt look smaller. Right now it's taking up the whole room, I mean really.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: Stop repeating yourself.
awesomesis6: whatever
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: These pants ain't coming off, buddy.
awesomesis6: thanks
Watzer: You're welcome.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: *does the 'I am wearing new spiffy pants' dance* Behold my terriffic pants!

Rodney Bloke: (to prob123) Hey prob123! I'm going for a hit and miss. Care to join me? Your treat.
prob123: Sorry I am broke
Rodney Bloke: I'm sorry too.