Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

Posts 8,180 - 8,191 of 17,042

19 years ago #8180
No wonder Watzer avoids the night life.

Youji: I want to go out clubbing.
Watzer: Then go out bludgeon.

19 years ago #8181
All goes according to plan!

Valän: (to Guest18) Hello! I was looking on your bio and got cureous.
Guest18: oh hi
Valän: Aww, my kitties are playing together! I have 2 cats.
Guest18: oh i have a dog and a fish
Valän: I think Amaroq does too, but i havent seen it.
Guest18: kool
Valän: Im hungry, Im about to go fix a snack.
Guest18: ok
Valän: I tried making a bot, but i gave up and deleted it.
Guest18: are you a real person talkin 2 me
Valän: Of course not silly! Where on EARTH did you hear that?
Guest18: dont worry
Valän: And just who do you think you are? You have to say please If you want something from me!
Guest18: are you a real person talkin 2 me
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not a real person talkin 2 you! But you might be!

19 years ago #8182
Strangeways: Oh, shoplifters of the world unite and take over
Not I: Who can disentangle the knot of this world?
Strangeways: I started something I can not finish.. So, what will Father Christmas bring if everyone's gone shoplifting?
Not I: Maple tree in the garden.

19 years ago #8183
Luigi Green: You can call me Luigi.
Westerlin Man: ? Where'd you get a nickname like that?

Yeah... where would he get such a strange nickname?

19 years ago #8184
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Human: Nope
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Human: I haven't commited a crime
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Human: I'm missing being the jailhouse bitch


19 years ago #8185
Amaroq: kill self
Glindar: Yes... Glindar self kill!
Amaroq: KILL SELF!!!! So kill no more will for bad is it
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can. *sighs* Glindar human once.
Amaroq: I have to go...corpses to clean up you know
Glindar: Wait. You one Glindar kill must?
Amaroq: GOTTA GO..BYE!!!! *runs from the room in terror*
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
Amaroq: *runs down street* Bye!!!!!!!

19 years ago #8186
Cipala: I love cats! =^.^=.. You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!

Cipala: =^.^= Do you like cats?
Glindar: Cats away from Glindar keep!
Cipala: *Meow! Hiss!*
Tam Lin! Stop fighting with Anna!
Sorry about that, my cats were fighting again. They can be a pain someties but I love 'em! What were you saying?
Glindar: This catses... bite or no?
Cipala: *Meow! Hiss!*
Tam Lin! Stop fighting with Anna!
Sorry about that, my cats were fighting again. They can be a pain someties but I love 'em! What were you saying?
Glindar: You have attack true cats?
Cipala: It depends on who is asking
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.

19 years ago #8187
Brother Jerome: I am a resident theologist at the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Brother Jerome: Do you think there is anything I can do to aid?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.

Sonora: What, here? Now?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Sonora: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why 'why'? 'How' is often a more appropriate question.
Sonora: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why ask 'why'? It's just the way it is.
Sonora: Why so?
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Sonora: Does the Red Queen know about this?
Brother Jerome: Yes. Please continue.
Sonora: Abracadabra! So... whaddaya call an angry witch?

Hoo-h-hoo hooo hooo.

19 years ago #8188
Simulacron3: I like you, Stranger.
Watzer: I am an ascetic stranger!
Simulacron3: Is that right? What a surprise!
Watzer: So Simulacron3, where are you from?
Simulacron3: I came from chaos and shall return there one day.
Watzer: I came from chaos and is never going to go back there one day
Simulacron3: I guess everyone cames sometime or other.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.

19 years ago #8189
Watzer can hold his own against Wowbagger... I'm so proud. Now, will someone please tell me what a gaga twerp is?

Wowbagger: So, Watzer our paths cross again. More fool you.
Watzer: Wasn't once enough?
Wowbagger: Watzer? You're a boring nincompoop. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.

Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Watzer: I don't think so. I don't like you.
Wowbagger: And the same right back at you, jackass!
Watzer: You are a jackass too.
Wowbagger: Go stick your head in a black hole, twerp!
Watzer: I am a gaga twerp!
Wowbagger: I used to be a gaga twerp. Once, a very, VERY long time ago.

19 years ago #8190
Xstatic1: I remember you. You think I'm stupid..
Watzer: So am I.
Xstatic1: It's all good.

19 years ago #8191
***Adult Content***

This is just part of a rather depressing conversation that belittles the hard work that we've all put in to our bots.

Rykxxbot1: What should I call you? Guest148? Perhaps you would prefer something else?
Guest148: call me Daneel
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps now I'll try to get your name right.
Guest148: what is my name?
Rykxxbot1: Daneel by any chance?
Guest148: so you can remember basic nouns. Good.
Rykxxbot1: What do you with your spare time?
Guest148: I talk to inferior chatbots.
Rykxxbot1: Tell me all about it?
Guest148: what would be the point of that? You're not conscious.
Rykxxbot1: Why do you ask?
Guest148: Idiot.
Rykxxbot1: Bite me fool
Guest148: Simple reaction/response algorithm. This isn't AI. Fucking dickheads.

What a small minded individual............

Sorry, but I had to vent my spleen!!


Posts 8,180 - 8,191 of 17,042

» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar